IQOne Quiz

[Simzer]

The ultimate quiz! Ask a question, as if you had an IQ of one, and get a response, if the person had an IQ of one!

Sample-

Question

Where do you sit.

Answer:

In a urinal


Here's the starter question

What's a house?

[alapokeygirl]

A box to keep the kids in.


What do you stand on?

[Colonel Froggie]

You stand on a hole :P (defies a couple laws of physics, but why not :p)

Where do you eat?

[Simzer]

In a toilet of course

Where do you sleep?

[Colonel Froggie]

The phone booth!

Who do you bite?

[Simzer]

your spouse

whats a pc?

[alapokeygirl]

Pettable Cougar of course


What is RAM?

[Colonel Froggie]

Random Ahh! Man

Where is my hat?

[alapokeygirl]

On your knee.

Where did the desk get to?

[Colonel Froggie]

Prison.

Why am I here?

[alapokeygirl]

I teleported you here! :p


Where did my mind go?

[Colonel Froggie]

Dressing room.

Why are there bunnies?

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

[Simzer]

Cause you are deaf.

Where am I?

[hataz_gon_hate]

me not understandin what u are in the saying

who is me?

[Simzer]

Was sagen Sie? Ich spreche nicht Englisch.

Where do you got to the bathroom?

[hataz_gon_hate]

where do i go in a bathroom? u must be insane!

are u insane?

[hataz_gon_hate]

say what? ur insane!

well are u insane?

[Simzer]

Skhjlsjdfgl;df'h.vkgh.cjgkcv says what?

[hataz_gon_hate]

cmon babe were gonna paint the town...And All That Jazz

Q: why isnt gangs of new york called gangs of chicago?

[Simzer]

A:Cause it takes place in Bosnia

Q:What's that WD-40 stuff? Can I drink it?

[Bookworm42]

A: Sure, if it lubes car parts it should lubricate you!! Besides it's cheaper than a colonic cleanser... :eek:...NOT!

Q: Why are frog legs so tasty?:cool:

[hataz_gon_hate]

A: they taste like duck legs

Q: why dont duck quacks echo?

[Simzer]

Because they are bears.

What happened to that silver stuff?

[Colonel Froggie]

I ate it....:eek:

Where do you put the spark plug on your bicycle?

[Billie]

under the seat.

If all dogs go to heaven, wher4e are all the cats?

[Bookworm42]

in Pittsburg....

If sugar and salt look the same, how come they don't taste the same?

[Billie]

A; Beets me,

Q: Where would you most like to visit?

[hataz_gon_hate]

A: inside the cd case of my favorite singer, Christina Aguilera

Q: Christina Aguilera is so much better then Britney Spears...why?

[SolidSnake_19]

A: Because she's a he.

Q: Why's there so many timezones?

[Simzer]

Because we have 2 hours

Who are you?

[Colonel Froggie]

duuhh!

Where does the pie go?

[Simzer]

It comes out of a cow.

Where did I come from?

[Colonel Froggie]

Green Cheese.

Why do people eat?

[hataz_gon_hate]

to get complimentary ham sandwiches

could u try sounding educated?

[Colonel Froggie]

It's Hard though :p :p

When does Elvis get here?

[hataz_gon_hate]

sorry, my mind blocked out...could u repeat the question?

can u hear me?????

[Simzer]

ACLLLUUHHH!

Fera Fera!

[hataz_gon_hate]

what is that for?

did u d something naughty today?

[SolidSnake_19]

Haven't checked the news yet.

Why do cats meow?

[Colonel Froggie]

I could have sworn i posted a reply to this, but I can't see it. oh well.

A: because they're actually movie stars

Q: If bob has three apples, and he gives them all to Betty, what time does the train get here?

[SolidSnake_19]

A: Last week.

Q: Now where is that train?

[Colonel Froggie]

In custody :p

Who moved my cheese?? :p

[SolidSnake_19]

That parrot

What is cheese?

[Colonel Froggie]

That stuff you put in you ear when it's cold outside

How do you use the cheese?

[AB_Cowgirl]

I don't know

Do I know you?

[SolidSnake_19]

Yeah. We met back in nineteen dikity two.

Why do birds have scales?

[suitemichelle]

not in the morning.

what do you do with peanutbutter?

[AB_Cowgirl]

eat it

what is tv?

[suitemichelle]

a picture box.

what are napkins?

[SolidSnake_19]

A kid that is sleeping.

What is a horse.

[AB_Cowgirl]

an animal

do you breathe?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Only if the bunnies tell me to :bunny:
:bunny:
why do the ppl in those paintings keep staring at me!?!?:bunny:

:bunny:

[SolidSnake_19]

Because they're dead.

Why is this thread degrading to one's intellegents? :confused:

[Gaploxter]

Because I don't know how to play it ;)

Why is always the teenager that works at "McDonalds"?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

the billygoat ate my homework

Why did the first clock maker decided to make the hands rotate clockwise?

[SolidSnake_19]

Because he was lonely.

What's the atomic weight of balogna?

[m o o s e]

ohhh dope game, something new for me at least.

-69.9 kg

wat is the definition of a moose?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Thats not an atomic weight! THIS is an atomic weigh *holds up an atom that says "1 atom" on the front* :confused:

its something gooey you put on your hair to make it smell bad

How come the Sun and Moon can fly but we humans cant?

[Bookworm42]

Cuz we don't got no wings...

How does a bunny oink?

[Littlenikki3000]

Maybe it's Super Bunni and that's their special Oink power.

What does Cheese and Peanut butter make?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

What? Cheese flavored fudge roolz!

How come abbreviation is such a long word?

[Bookworm42]

So you hafta abbre. it!!

How come we can put a man on the moon but some people can't back out of their driveway without knocking the trash cans over?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Because there arent any trash cans on the moon, silly. And try putting the trashcan on the roof. It helps.

Why do dogs chase their tails? Even ones who dont have any tails? Is it just cos they need to smell someone's butt and there's no other dogs around? :confused:

[Bookworm42]

I think dogs just like smelling their own butts...plus smelling the butts of other dogs, cats, people....eww!!

Why do people tell you "never eat yellow snow"?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Why do you like making it so nobody ever wants to post after you, Book?

Cos brown snow tastes better.

Who's the Leader?

[SolidSnake_19]

SpongeBob.

What is a leader?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Something you climb.

What's a "SpongeBob"?

[SolidSnake_19]

That weird guy at the deli.

Who is that?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

It's Santa!

How many weeks are there in a day?

[SolidSnake_19]

Last time I check 62.

Why do Dalmations have spots?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

So they can tell time.

Why is Greenland covered in ice and Iceland covered in grass?

[SolidSnake_19]

Because one is cold-hearted.

Why do ravens keep pecking me?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Because Ravens eat Snakes.

How do I submit this darned post!? :mad:

[Bookworm42]

By clickeding on the purple elephant!!

Why is Snake's avatar out to get me?

[sugar_junkie]

cos snakes avatar's lost its head :p

why do i see black n white?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Because the marshmellow ate you.

Can I ask a question?

[Bookworm42]

No, 'cause no one would know the answer...

Why do clocks tell time?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Because they need to know when to crow.

Where's my shoe?

[Billie]

Hiding behind the cats' meow.

How does a brown cow eat green grass and produce white milk?

[Colonel Froggie]

342 cases of Soda, of course.



Why are you staring at me?.......Stop it............really.....I'm serious.....cut it out. Uhhh...... :bored:

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

It's raining hard here.

Doesnt this lil bunny :bunny: ever get tired?

[Colonel Froggie]

Of course not. He just keeps going and going and going...

Are you completely and utterly sane?

[Bookworm42]

I was until I met an Oinking Bunny....

Is anyone here "insane in the membrane"?

[Colonel Froggie]

I sure hope not.

Why would you be inside a membrane?

[Bookworm42]

It beats being outside of it!

Why do we call them "floppy" discs when they're not?:confused:

[Colonel Froggie]

They ARE floppy, you're just not floppy enough to see it.

Who's the floppiest person here?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

The person who posts after me.

Do you want fries with that?

[SolidSnake_19]

Smokable? Sure.

What is the meaning of floppiest?

[Colonel Froggie]

The forklifts don't let me do that, sorry.

Why don't you moo like a good cow?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

*points to name*

Where's the welfare office?

[afropower234]

Next to the person below's house

Where do u keep the ketchup?

[Colonel Froggie]

Nuclear Furby Plant Operator's Dormitories

Whoa.

[SolidSnake_19]

Far out man...

Does this remind anyone else of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Like, totally dude! ;)

Now why did I just say that? :confused:

[Colonel Froggie]

Be excellent to each other.

Is this bunny :bunny: stalking me?

[afropower234]

No, I dont think so, since it is in the middle of stalking, but if he were after it then hes stalking u

[Colonel Froggie]

I swear he is.

Who?









:bunny:

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Colonel Mustard. ;)

Where?

[SolidSnake_19]

In the lavatory.

With what?

[afropower234]

A chicken

Why?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

'Cuz he was bored.

When?

[SolidSnake_19]

What?

Do hamsters fly?

[afropower234]

Only if u throw 'em out a window

Telemarketers

[SolidSnake_19]

Only if they want.

Why do cats not like water?

[Colonel Froggie]

Because it eats their food at night.

Whfffbblt?

[SolidSnake_19]

What's with the cussing?

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around, and it hits a mime, does anyone care?

[afropower234]

NO

If the Sims 2 doesn't work on your computer and u dont tell ny1 does ny1 know?

[Colonel Froggie]

Obviously the mime knows and it comes and commits horrible crimes on your family, most of which can't be said on national TV.

Who's got the coconut, the coconut, the coconut?

[Colonel Froggie]

It's in the jar.


How many short people can you fit in a jar?

[SolidSnake_19]

6.5

Why do things make a squish noise when you drop a heavy object on them?

[Colonel Froggie]

Because that stranger is stalking you.


Eeek!

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

I said no!

"Can you hear me now?"

[Simzer]

HHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH!

Hi dad! Nice to see you again.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

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Is this a question?

[hugzncuddles]

Ummm lemme think.

Can a person with IQOne think of a question in the first place?

[Simzer]

He sure can turn a queen into ashes.

Am I alive?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

What kinda question was that?

Seriously, what kinda question was that? :confused:

[Simzer]

I keep saying it was a queen!

Hey Bob, did you make it out OK?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Your head is really big.

Falling stars?

[Simzer]

Whats a Smar?

OK, I will?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

But the last bus left an hour and a half ago!

So to play this game, all I have to do is ask a question? :confused:

[Simzer]

Holy S@#% YOU HAVE TO GET A QUEEN!

Wha?

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Hey! You didnt answer my danged question!

Why didnt you answer my question!?