The Worldsims Story

[lworley]

It's simple, lets try and make a story using all our imagination. You simply add on to the above persons post, for example.

Post 1: There was a ....
Post 2: computer in a room which was used..
Post 3: for business ;)

You get the idea.

To start:

There was an old man called josh, who had alot of dosh, he dreamt of...

[Colonel Froggie]

pie and lots of cash, and he met

[hataz_gon_hate]

bob newbie, and his new baby with betty newbie, who...

[Colonel Froggie]

loved to yell things. Then he went to...

[hataz_gon_hate]

become a superstar with only three and a half stars...

[slimsim]

and got run out of town by an angry mob

[Colonel Froggie]

that looooves cheese. Soon, he would find out that.....

[AB_Cowgirl]

he could come back to town if.....

[slimsim]

he gave up the fame carrer track, and pay...

[AB_Cowgirl]

pay $1,000,000 to...

[slimsim]

jeffs home of donations for things for jeff and his dog fido, and...

[suitemichelle]

a big green computer. After that...

[AB_Cowgirl]

he would have to behave because.........

[suitemichelle]

if he didn't the door would open and...

[AB_Cowgirl]

bob newbie would become his new roomate.....

[suitemichelle]

and he really didn't want that. So he opened a book and...

[Simzer]

Opened the door a threw it at Bob Newbie...

[AB_Cowgirl]

but it wasn't bob standing there, it was.....

[suitemichelle]

a big green monster who opened his mouth and....

[AB_Cowgirl]

tried to eat him but...

[slimsim]

the monster choked on the book and fell inside....

[AB_Cowgirl]

so josh brought him inside and.....

[slimsim]

shoved him in a dumpster, then...

[AB_Cowgirl]

closed the lid and called....

[suitemichelle]

discovered it was allergic to hair. he was so relieved that...

[AB_Cowgirl]

went to his computer and sent an email to.............

[suitemichelle]

AB_cowgirl, but he was blocked, so he...

[AB_Cowgirl]

sent one to suitemichelle instead, and it said.......

[slimsim]

will you marry me? and she said,

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

"Why yes, I will have some chilli cheese fries w/ that" and then she put down the...

[Bookworm42]

Butcher knife on the counter next to the severed head of Gaploxter, she then picked up the phone and ....

[slimsim]

called Bill from simgateway and told him to

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

send in Oinkster, the revivor of dead threads, and in response Oinkster said...

[slimsim]

ill revive your whole site for a katrillion dollars, and bill said "ok" and,

[suitemichelle]

danced around the room ala nina before falling....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and falling and then took a break, ate a sandwich (Woo! Yayness for sammishes! :D), did a load of laundry and unclogged the toilet (booooo, housework! :angry: ), and then kept on falling and falling and falling...:tired: *socks Oink in the face* :knockedout:

[slimsim]

falling and falling and falling untill he enters the "Josh Zone", he is the ruler of the josh zone, untill bill calls and asks for the site to have an interactive NTR Socket with an ERVY Chip and a WCUD "3000" Murflibulator, and josh gets sucked into the Bill Zone...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

... where he volunteered (quite willingly might i add) to dress up and work as a french maid, sims style until...

[amethyst_88]

... he got caught stealing toilet paper for folding into little evil voodoo dolls so he tried running out the door when...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

... his loose-fitting skirt falls down around his ankles and he trips. Just at that precise moment the neighbors come out to get the paper and sees this and says: "...

[amethyst_88]

...."oh no, the neighbors hired another maid guy again.....why is it that they're the ones with an attachment to toilet paper?" Josh quickly pulls up his skirt causing hiim to drop his armful of toilet paper rolls so he decides to...

[Gaploxter]

...say "I'll go make the bed Oink."and then....

[slimsim]

bill called and he said "he didnt want a interactive WCUD "3000" Murflibulator he wanted to have an private MDUQ "10,000"
Gunsiferdermid with a optional "DAS Switch""and josh said:

[Gaploxter]

"What's a WCUD '3000 Murflibulator'?"....

[SolidSnake_19]

Bill said, "I don't know either - wanna buy it?" Josh then...

[Littlenikki3000]

Heard a knock on the door when he opened it, it was that sexy woman in tight fitted red dress named Bella when asked her to come in she said ...

[amethyst_88]

"hi there.....i'm selling a red dress just like this one......would you like to purchase it?" Josh gives Bella a weird look and...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

... suddenly out of nowhere, Santa falls out of the sky w/ his reindeer, sleigh and bag of coal and crashes into Bella and Josh, crushing them both. Santa then...

[Jake]

gives josh the bag of coal and says "you've been such i naughty boy i had to give your coal earlier so i wouldn't be overloaded by Christmas :D" santa then..

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

called his drinking buddies to come over and together they captured Josh and took him to their mountain hideout where they made Josh a maid once again. Batman, after taking a 3 week vacation in the Bahamas, comes back and finds out his bat cave has been usurped and he promptly...

[amethyst_88]

kills Santa and his buddies but lets Josh live to use him as his own maid. Josh decides he's had enough with everyone making him their maid so he finally

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

decided to marry Batman and become his Robin. The happy couple from there on out...

[Jake]

in a robin's nest inside of a bat cave eating...

[SolidSnake_19]

cheeses of all shapes and colors and drinking wine while they ...

[Littlenikki3000]

Talked about the cat's they would buy together and Robin said, what should their names be? oh and I just love it when their dressed like human! Choking on his own words Batman said...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

"... Robin, have you ever wondered why it gets bigger around the end of the month?" and to that "Robin answers...

[amethyst_88]

"why what ever do you mean batman?...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

... and to that, Batman replied: "I meant the moon, you simple boy." and Robin...

[SolidSnake_19]

being as simple as he is said, "What? Why are you talking about the moon?"

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

... and before Batman can answer him, Zorro came running in and yelled "This is MY cave!" :bandit: So Batman and Zorro...

[Bookworm42]

start punching and hitting one another until...

[slimsim]

josh ran away and he left "Josh Zone" and then..

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

a giant mutated squirrel that shoots laser outta its eyes comes crashing into the cave, and when it saw Batman and Zorro it decided to make them its "personal...

[SolidSnake_19]

butlers." Fortunatly for the squirrel...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Batman and Zorro bring w/ them...

[suitemichelle]

the robo server. Which the squirrel promptly programed to find and stash nuts. Unfortunately for Josh, the robo thought he was one and stashed him inside....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

its giant pouch (for why this squirrel has a pouch, read my last two posts) alongside...

[SolidSnake_19]

Poochy the Rockin' Dog. :p Josh got freaked out being in the pouch since...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Poochy was a rockin' carnivore, so Josh called...

[wmvwmvwmv]

Nina Kanina and her trusty sword 'the sweedish kleaver' to ward off poochy until....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

(here's a post for you Lew! *holds a toast glass up in the air*

Yoda and the Jedi counsil can reinforce him w/ the clone army...

(and yes, Josh is skilled in the Force. Mmmmmmmm.) ;)

[SolidSnake_19]

but the clone army went insane and....
(:p)

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

starting doing the Macarana in the squirrel's pouch, causing it to...

[suitemichelle]

fall off the edge of the...

[Mike]

wonderfully polished desk in Josh' office. When the clone rmy got to their feet they.....

[SolidSnake_19]

Started to tango, when suddenly...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

posters from another forum invades with their shiney new...

[Billie]

Brooms and declares a state of emergency... Josh must restore order to the world of sims before...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

7:35 PM, when the flying...

[Bookworm42]

monkeys invade the room, with the Wicked Witch of the West following on her broomstick, and begin to....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

turn everyone into Bookworms...

[SolidSnake_19]

creating the unholy army of the n00bies...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

and like a swarm of locusts they...

[Bookworm42]

start attacking all the bunnies in sight whilst making their terrifyingly savage war cries of "LOL! LOL! LOL!1!"

The panic crazed bunnies start running away in terror with their tails tucked betwixt their legs (which makes their running look rather funny), and dart into....

[sugar_junkie]

.....a big huge metal pole which made their...

[suitemichelle]

exit a torrent of bunnies as they plunged out the other end and over....

[SolidSnake_19]

a leprechaun's pot of gold. The bunnies then...

[kellie]

stole all the aftershave at Walmart and ferociously drank it while...

[sugar_junkie]

..baking a chocolate cake with icing on it to bring to their next..

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

football game where the The Chicken Poxes are playing against the...

[sugar_junkie]

...cow poxes :p who planned to use special dust powder on the chicken poxes to make em...

[Bookworm42]

super-itchy...This sensation will drive them....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

to the prom where it's customary to...

[SolidSnake_19]

wear swimsuits and dance around like...

[sugar_junkie]

...people who just got electrocuted :p and then make their way to the..

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

zoo where they will be fed to the...

[SolidSnake_19]

carnivorous deer that like to play...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

"Stopping A Car With My Face." on major freeways in the city of...

[SolidSnake_19]

(Bwahahaha)

GaploxVille. Many carnivorous deer live there because there are so many leprechauns to feast upon. Josh then saw Kikkoman off in the distance and said, " ...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

"Kikkoman is so dead secksah!" and proceeded to climb on Kikkoman's back, making a funny noise that sounded like...

[Billie]

a thousand camels laughing with glee...

[SolidSnake_19]

like homicidal chipmunks on halloween. They laughed and they laughed until...

[Colonel Froggie]

:bunny:
...until thier their mothers told them to...

[Colonel Froggie]

....shut up and touch the monkey, and so they did. Then they....

[sugar_junkie]

saw chocolate bars fall from the sky,so they..

[Colonel Froggie]

lunged for the falling chocolate, but alas , it was too late beacuse they had fallen into the great...

[sugar_junkie]

marshmallow pit!!! :D :p they then tried to escape but couldnt because...

[SolidSnake_19]

The marshmellows started to melt and the pit became a sticky, sugary, deathtrap. They started to panic because the only way to get out was...

[sugar_junkie]

..by turning themselves into melted marshmallows but they couldnt do that because..

[SolidSnake_19]

they didn't have a leprechaun weilding the Lucky Charms art of marshmallow magic. Upon realizing this they...

[sugar_junkie]

..went out to search for sumone who knew a leprechaun which then led them into..

[SolidSnake_19]

A large cave which had a giant ... furby guarding a gate. They...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

threw Canadian dollars at it to try to ward it, which of course had no effect. This forced them to bring out their secret Leprechaunese secretish weapon of great secretness which was called...

[Colonel Froggie]

FluffBringer, the Mighty Sword of Furby-Slaying. There was a pitched and furious battle, but the furby and it's minions were at last defeated. The victors stood upon the pile of furby carcasses, and shouted....

[Bookworm42]

Vive le couteau superbe de fromage!!

[Colonel Froggie]

By this point, nobody was really sure what was going on, and so they scrolled back a few pages, and found a disturbing secret....

[Bookworm42]

Josh was still on the loose. He was now really cranky and no one had discovered how to stop his almighty power over the forces of .....

[sugar_junkie]

the trees. there were tons of them flying around but..

[Colonel Froggie]

.. but Josh was sending the trees to attack the coffehouse. Everybody ducked under the table as the trees came in and....

[SolidSnake_19]

Stepped on Book, squishing her flat. All the while the mods and admins were cheering away at Book's sudden and abrupt demise. They partied late into the night and...

[Colonel Froggie]

, to their surprise, Un-dead Book came bashing through the door, intent on murderous revenge....

[SolidSnake_19]

they looked at Book and started pointing and laughing. Laughing so hard infact that they fell on the floor almost out of breath.
Josh spoke up: "Book, you can't possibly think you could defeat all of us...

[Colonel Froggie]

At which point Book grabbed a plastic butter knife and attacked him.
By this time the moderators came and locked Book up in the coffeehouse dungeons, where...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Willy Wonka and his troupe of Oompa Loompas were having a homo-erotic dance of the dirty variety. Upon seeing this wanton display of homo-eroticism, Undead Book fled the building and was never heard from again. Meanwhile, in the land of the living and straight...

[SolidSnake_19]

o_O How disturbing. :p

The mods and admins were going back to work on how to ban Oink for his super bunniness which confused and conflicted them all. Upon deciding that Oink was too cool *cough* to ban they...

[Colonel Froggie]

decided to ban some guy they found named Josh instead.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Josh then said: "Curse you Snake! If I'm going to Hell, I'm dragging you down with me!!!" He then grabbed a near-by lamp and proceeded to...

[SolidSnake_19]

Smash it over Snake's fragile head successfully knocking her out. He then dove for a parachute that was laying on the ground for some reason and jumped into the nearest window that was open and said: "You'll never take me alive, HAHAHAHA!!1!" Jumping out of the window Josh pulled the parachute cord and...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

landed squarely on the ground, having jumped from the first floor window of the coffeehouse and all. He then ran full speed into the street where he was promptly hit by a passing motor...

[Colonel Froggie]

..realized that he was in the basement......

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

(I knew there'd be an overlapping of posts. This could be where the story branches out, as if that's even necessary and healthy.)

[Colonel Froggie]

....The laws of physics had not yet caught on to the fact that Josh was in two places at once, and when they did, his body was separated into two distinct people, each with It's very own twisted personality.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

One of them, whom we'll call Jo, exhibits traits resembling those of the South American water...

[SolidSnake_19]

His special weapon is a pirana attack. Where he launches the fish at you and it bites you on your eye...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

...eye-drops, causing you to scream out in agonizing...

[Colonel Froggie]

pain. The other one, named Sh, had mutated into something decent people don't talk about. Somebody came up with a brilliant plan to merge the two beings back into something hopefully resembling a human. Unfortuanatly, nobody really cared. The...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Pentagon decided that Jo and Sh posed too much risk to nation security. So the captured and imprisoned them in the lowest level of the building, where they kept other miscellaneous...

[SolidSnake_19]

goods. Including various episodes of the Simpsons that were so lame that even the goverment thought that they should be kept under wraps. Jo and Sh weren't the best prisoners around they were very noisy and kept telling guards...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

"Hey baby, how YOU doing? ;)" Which caused the guards suicide rate to skyrocket. In retribution, the Pentagon forced Jo and Sh to watch the lame Simposons episodes over and over again. This turned them into...

[sugar_junkie]

* has no idea how to reply this..* oh well here goes..

..tv junkies where they stared into space cos..

[SolidSnake_19]

All of their brain cells had deminished rapidly due to those Simpsons episodes. They just sat there foaming and drooling like some kind of animal while the guards tried to figure out why there were so few of them now. Hours later...

[Colonel Froggie]

The janitor had misplaced the keys to the lower levels. After a couple of days, the screaming died down, and they decided to dig through the floor and find out what happened. When they got there, they were confronted with a shocking sight....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Jo and Sh were beginning to assimilate each other! :eek: The guards and janitor quickly opened the blast door and rushed in to find out what had happened. This, however, was all according to plan as Jo and Sh half hobbled and half rolled outta the cell, leaving the guards and janitor bewildered and locked up. They quickly made their way to the surface and hitched a ride on a fuzzy...

[Colonel Froggie]

thing with fangs that was not a bunny. They began to....

[SolidSnake_19]

Scream like school girls at the fluffy thing. They then ran around in circles for some time and...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

then decided to hitch a ride on the fuzzy fangy thing anyways. That was not a wise decisions, however, as the Fuzzy Fangy Thing is quite fond of human flesh. Jo and Sh soon realized this and...

[Colonel Froggie]

eventually struck down the Fuzzy Fangy Thing with a parking meter. However, they had lost a few limbs in the process, and...

[Bookworm42]

were forced to roll along down the street like some demented beach ball. Unfortunately the City Sewer department was working on the sewers and had forgotten to replace one of their manhole covers. Along came Jo and Sh who promptly fell down the manhole and ....

[SolidSnake_19]

Discovered a large rat swimming around. It lunged at the intruders and clung to Jo's face. Jo was running around screaming and trying to get the vermin off of his face... Sh just...

[Colonel Froggie]

sat there, like some kind of strange.....

[SolidSnake_19]

Person. Giggling inanely while stroking a radiator cap that he had found...

[sugar_junkie]

..on the beach while he was frying some..

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

sand for the local fire department Chief. Jo and the rat saw past their differences and decided to get married, while Sh is still...

[Colonel Froggie]

in love with Jo...

[SolidSnake_19]

and in mass depression, desided to turn to his only outlet: The Cheddar Cult. Where he was welcomed with open arms and...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

ZERO knowledge of the usefulness of deodorant, plus a plethora of other cheesey...

[Bookworm42]

problems caused by lactose intolerance (which they refuse to admit) and promptly became as proficient at cutting the cheese as the rest of the cult members. Tiring of his incessant gas problems, SH decided to.....

[Colonel Froggie]

go berserk on the cult members. He ruthlessly insulted them by calling them horrible, very mean things like "cheese lovers" (sh wasn't very imaginative) the rest of the cult decided to...

[SolidSnake_19]

dip him in boiling cheese for his "cheese lovers" insult. Unfortunately Sh escaped while they were plotting and ...l

[afropower234]

ran back to the sewer where Jo met the rat and changed his name to a new one, Matt...

[Colonel Froggie]

but it was too late. The Cult had him surrounded. They closed in and brought him to a cheesy demise. After dumping the horribly disfigured (yet pleasantly cheesy) body in the river....

[afropower234]

They found Mr. and Mrs. Rat and told them that Matt jumped off a bridge and would never be seen again...

[Colonel Froggie]

Wait. Is the Rat named Matt? or is Sh named Matt? Oi.

Soon Jo learned of his alter-ego's death. He decided to attend Sh/matt/whoever's funeral. After the funeral, Solid threw a big party...

[afropower234]

Which got way out of hand and Jo started drinking...

[SolidSnake_19]

a gallon of wine, and eating cheese. The other members at the party began a riot which soon carried out into the...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Originally posted by Colonel Froggie
Wait. Is the Rat named Matt? or is Sh named Matt? Oi.
Exactly.

... closet, where outside is in and inside is out. Jo then proceeded to lock the closet from the inside, which was actually the outside, and then went with his rat lover on a Honeymoon to the...

[SolidSnake_19]

Arkansas state fair. Where lots of people were waiting for ...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

free toothpaste and cotton candy dipped in molasses.

[Bookworm42]

Now the toothpaste idea was a total bust since everyone had glommed onto the cotton candy/molasses idea and didn't bother to brush their teeth...Of course, it being Arkansas there were few people with all their teeth anyway so it wasn't considered a great problem. The few dentists present in the crowd didn't care as they figured they'd make money either way but Jo (and his rat lover) were horrified by the rampant halitosis of those people surrounding them that they stole the first car they saw, a Geo (hey, don't complain! I could have said a Miatta! :p), and took off towards the east.....

[afropower234]

When they found out that towards the east was a cliff and that if they continued straight they would fall of the cliff into a watery grave...

[Colonel Froggie]

But the mob of angry doctors which had come out of nowhere sometime between this post and the last was pursuing them. They went straight off the cliff and met the aforementioned watery demise......

[afropower234]

Until they found out that Mrs. Rat could fly...

[Colonel Froggie]

The rat escaped and watched Jo sink slowly into the murkey depths where he was torn into bloody chunks by ravenous evil sharks. The death of both parts of Josh, Jo and Sh had some freaky effects on the space time continuum, like.....

[afropower234]

no one was able to tell any1 anything bout Sims2...

[Colonel Froggie]

and rains of cheese across most of western europe.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

and causing people to post wacky stories on message boards all over the internet...

[SolidSnake_19]

causing a mass decline in brain cells everywhere. NASO, an affiliate of NASA, decided to study the decline with their super-duper test machine and were horrified to find....

[afropower234]

that 99.99% of the population couldn't add two and one...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

and the other six hundread thousand people were launched off of the planet while NASO bombarded the planetary surface with their secret laser in space, annihilating every living thing on Earth.

[SolidSnake_19]

Now with some of earth's population depleted NASO decided to turn on peta because they were bored and needed some animal hides to make a super warm space shuttle. They...

[afropower234]

went and killed Mrs. Rat Widow and other furry creatures until they had 50000 grams/pounds of animal fur.

[Bookworm42]

Peta was outraged at the blatent extermination of all the animals until they discovered that the temperature of the earth was dropping below normal so they went and grabbed a bunch of fur for themselves to make fur coats and booties to protect them from the cold. Because so many of them were celebrities they didn't care that the average person couldn't afford fur and therefore were freezing to death. NASO was sure to grab the fur they needed for their super duper warm shuttle but they had forgotten the effects of re-entry on fur and didn't realize that it would become a tad hot for anyone inside....Meanwhile, the sharks were having a bit of trouble digesting Jo so after barfing him up on the shore his body parts began their slow crawl towards each other but when they reunited....

[Colonel Froggie]

NO! He's DEAD! Let him rest in peace!
..they were stolen by aliens and horribly mutilated. Each atom of his body was split up and sent into 1,337 million different dimensions, locked in an unbreakable box with no key, imprisoned in futuristic killer forcefields, digested by ants who were in turn, eaten by aliens who were eaten by sharks who were eaten by intelligent black holes that ceased to exist shortly afterward.

[Bookworm42]

Okay I get it...He's dead!! Sorry but I didn't know resurrecting Jo would be such a traumatic experience!

Since most of the animals were decimated for their furs and alot of the people on the planet had frozen from the cold, the only person left to save the planet was Oink, who was still the current ruler of "the Josh Zone" but was getting tired of the same old grind. Besides, he decided that he was tired of all the paperwork he had to fill out everytime some Simmer got lost in a Simworld of their own creation. He, Oink, reviver of dead threads, would find something creative and amusing to do for the world. He quickly got up from his throne and....

[Colonel Froggie]

tripped. Not to be discouraged by this failure, he had the designer of the floor imprisoned to await punishment. Meanwhilst...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

he, being the Ruler that he is, made it illegal to use his name and character in any way, shape and form with or without his written permission. He then put to death Book by ways of...

[Colonel Froggie]

3-month Torture Camp, where the other "campers" included...

[afropower234]

Ny1 who refused to bow to him, and those who were stupid enough to say it to his face...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

He then wondered what Afropower was referring to by "it" and he summoned the court jester Snake to clarify a few things.

[afropower234]

who then determined that if "it" stood for ny1 who said that they refused to bow down to him and Snake then...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

went "Ahh!" comprehendingly (huh?) and then ordered to give Afropower a fifth of his baloney sandwich for his fine fine work.

[afropower234]

Is that the end?

[Colonel Froggie]

No. As the torture camp went on, the president came and said that...

[afropower234]

U should eat mor chikin before u...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

their population explodes out of control and starts conquering the human race. To that some random person who posts after the Admirable Ruler Oink says "..." ;)

[Simzer]

I am the leader of the World!
Time for me to kill some rebels.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Which, of course, scared the non-exsistent rebels [rhymes with hit]less. Then the non-exsistent rebel leader gathered his non-exsistent rebel lieutenants and told them to...

[Simzer]

Surrender! Simzer is master!

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

But the rebels did not surrender. They...

[afropower234]

sat down and ate sum chicken

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

while drinking pail after pail of gooey...

[Simzer]

Simzer's elite guard finds them hiding in the forest and captures them, only of their leading scientists invent a time machine and use it to travel back in time to the beggining of this story to stop Simzer from conquering the world.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

but they do anyways, just to defy Simzer's rule. Incidentally, that also helps them in the way that it got rid of Simzer as the ruler of the world, but put a tumbleweed in his place instead.

[Simzer]

But secretly the tumbleweed is a nuclear bomb and explodes...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

revealing all of the Keebler elves who were inside working on...

[Jam_Simwich]

a new recipe for cookies. The Keebler elves got up and started to...

[Bryan]

dance. When they all fell into a hole and...

[Jam_Simwich]

sprouted wings and flew away. What happened next shocked evryone...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

because the Keebler elves were wearing kilts, so that resulted in everybody being shocked and...

[afropower234]

Everyone wore kilts and danced too

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

and all of this commotion woke up...

[Jam_Simwich]

a swarm of bees. These bees were angry, because they needed their beauty sleep. The bees formed a plan, which was to...

[Bookworm42]

follow all those wearing kilts and to attack and destroy each and every one by biting them.....

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

in the eyes. This made the local opticians very happy and...

[wize_guy123]

He told Josh... you may open a website called World Sims.



THE END

[Supernova]

Except nobody wanted it to be the end, so an angry mob of midget cheese giants picked up wize_guy and threw him off a...

[wize_guy123]

a ferris wheel at the county fair... but what caught by...

[afropower234]

A mob of angry sim ninjas who...

[Flameback777]

were actually WorldSims's moderators... ;) :p

[Bookworm42]

who were part of a secret cabal sworn to protect the identity of their leader, Josh, and were determined to....

(man, oh man, was this thread dead for a looong time!! :eek: )

[wize_guy123]

stop anyone that was trying to show the world what Josh looked like, so they...

[Flameback777]

had to travel to EA's....

[Supernova]

... EA's Korean Animation studios where all the businessmen slaves were...

[afropower234]

turn all humans into simulated people with no minds or original thoughts. After accomplishing this goal they were planning to chill w/ thier simulated homies and...

[Supernova]

by walking around the ghetto with bats and boom boxes, while....

[wize_guy123]

the rest of the human being that they simulated but didn't like, would all sit in a pile in the dump, but then these human beings....

[Supernova]

Lost all grip on reality, returning home to cannibalize their neighbors and make a small fort out of their bones, where the simulated people would sit atop and eat carrots made from pork rinds glued together. This caused...


(sorry, I felt the story could use a twist)

[Trinasis]

What is this form about can someone tell me!

[Jakethedane]

He hadn´t showered for like a month. Anyway...

[Supernova]

Anyway, as this story is begining to shoot off in different directyions, the universe imploded with EXTREME FORCE! Fortunatley, the local mad scientist built a time machine before, and activated it just in time. This sent him back to...

By the way, Trinasis, this thread is about making a story by building on what the person before you has said. You might want to read the rest of the thread before you post, though.

[wize_guy123]

Prehistoric Time, the mad scientist began to try to control the minds of the dinosaurs. But unforunatly.....

[wize_guy123]

He was eaten... and we found out it was ManagerJosh was the mad scientists.....


*~*~*~*~*~The End~*~*~*~*~*

[Bookworm42]

nemesis because he didn't like the competition or the idea of talking to dinosaurs so.....

[afropower234]

he designed a robotic dinosaur suit that would eat his competitor. But when his arch nemisis' mom found out about his death she...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

...decided to immediately go online and weird out young boys ;) . One of the particularly brave ones, who has been defying her tyranical, and sometimes n00bish, rule ventured back onto the forums. But to his dismay, he found out that he's utterly lost reguarding what thread is talking about what. So he gave up and made a completely disjointed post about it in one of the threads, when suddenly...

[Supernova]

A SWAT team broke down the door and carried out their orders with EXTREME PREJUDICE, which happened to be....

[Colonel Froggie]

really, really, absolutley un-called for, horribly bad in ways that no one could ever imagine. Meanwhile, a horribly scary....

[Supernova]

abomination from the sewers climbed out of a rift in the floor and dragged this disjointed, nonsensical plot into the earth where it was consumed and destroyed. In other news...

[Colonel Froggie]

all of the local TV news weatherpeople reported a high chance of rain. However, it did not rain. A group of rain-loving rioters destroyed the......

[Supernova]

rebel group of anti-rain radicals, who had built an amazing machine that stopped rain, and was powered by....

[Colonel Froggie]

Bacon! Lots and lots of bacon. The rain lovers found the storeroom of bacon and...

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

glue. The glue and bacon have mixed to form...

[Supernova]

a horrible winged beast that flew into the clouds and drank all the rain before it fell! Unfortunately, a minor side effect was that it rained pigs for a while. However, the rain-lovers...

[Colonel Froggie]

were all cut down by the raining pigs, which happened to be Axe Wielding Ninja Pigs of Bacony Vengeance come from the Realm of Pigginess to avenge the slaughter and comsumption of their oh-so-delicious Earth Pig brethren. The Axe Wielding Ninja Pigs of Bacony Vengeance started..

[ringleesim]

chopping down tree's that fell on the rain-lovers...

[Colonel Froggie]

cars, but there wasn't much they could do about, being mostly slaughtered by the A.W.N.P.B.V legions. FInally, someone got up and shouted...

[Bookworm42]

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou oh Romeo?!"

[ringleesim]

And everything stopped, and everything went back to when the rain-lovers just found the bacon, but now found cheese...

[Colonel Froggie]

However, the cheese, powerful and tasty as it was, was not enough to stop the pig legions. Due to the fact that there was no bacon to feed their rage, there were only a a few minor causalties such as....

[Helén]

a tipped water bucket when suddenly Helen, alias Nina, out of nowhere appears back into the scene, poking around and reviving old stuff that night have been better off forgotten and/or hidden in the mud. :D

But one day....