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SiR OdD
08-31-2002, 04:48 PM
Once Upon a time there was a cockroach called Bob Newbie Jr.
And He Lived......





:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:
ManagerJosh
08-31-2002, 05:02 PM
in a castle...
LordBrain515
08-31-2002, 06:01 PM
in the most prestigious land in the world, Jamesland. Bob worked...
ManagerJosh
08-31-2002, 06:05 PM
in a dung factory...
Dangerous Fatso
09-09-2002, 04:36 PM
with a secretary who wore only undies and a tight dress..
SiR OdD
09-09-2002, 11:31 PM
He wanted to wear the secretarys undies on his head because it was a fashion statement...
ManagerJosh
09-10-2002, 12:08 AM
The Secretary screamed when she saw what he wore..
SiR OdD
09-11-2002, 03:08 AM
and fainted and the ambulence had to come and pick her up and put her in intensive care
ManagerJosh
09-11-2002, 10:34 AM
Bob enrolled into medical school...
FaeLuna
09-17-2002, 03:35 AM
so he could care for his secretary someday...
Helén
09-19-2002, 11:30 AM
who completely lost her memory....
FaeLuna
09-20-2002, 08:19 AM
which, when you think of what she saw, COULD be a good thing...
ManagerJosh
09-20-2002, 10:52 AM
The Doctor Diagnoised it as a bad thing....
FaeLuna
09-20-2002, 11:37 AM
And, as he could not wait for Bob to finish Med School, the Dr began treatment on the secratary at once... meantime....
ManagerJosh
09-20-2002, 03:34 PM
Bob secretly dated.....
FaeLuna
09-20-2002, 07:34 PM
a young lady who LIKED watching him wear her underwear on his head! One day...
Helén
09-21-2002, 07:53 AM
when walking in the park
lewdini
09-30-2002, 07:41 PM
He saw his old secretary
Helén
10-01-2002, 01:56 PM
with shoes tied on her head
Sim_CRAZY
10-01-2002, 03:15 PM
and socks in her nose
Helén
10-01-2002, 03:24 PM
LOL!

laying under a tree chanting:

"gimme gimme gimme some money"
ManagerJosh
10-01-2002, 05:09 PM
Talk about Christmas ooooo...must make a christmas themed forum :)
lewdini
10-02-2002, 03:22 AM
The man with the underwear head garment reached into his pocket....
reniusa
10-02-2002, 04:34 AM
Pulled out some gloves and put them on her feet. She thought....
FaeLuna
10-02-2002, 11:22 AM
that was better than money, and she walked off, pleased with her new gloves. Bob decided he'd better get back to work...
Helén
10-02-2002, 12:22 PM
but missed the bus and had to walk..
lewdini
10-02-2002, 07:08 PM
And went face first into a sign that said "look out for traffic"
Helén
10-04-2002, 01:55 AM
Ouch!
When he realized that he didn't see the sign in time, he went to get new glasses ..
lewdini
10-04-2002, 02:08 AM
but decided on coloured contacts with pokka dots
Helén
10-04-2002, 02:37 AM
(you mean polka dots?)

dot(s) com

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lewdini
10-04-2002, 02:52 AM
yup polka dots
Helén
10-05-2002, 04:40 AM
When he got his contacts he realized that
lewdini
10-05-2002, 05:16 PM
He wanted pokka dots but instead received wavvy lines....
ManagerJosh
10-05-2002, 09:42 PM
and one that sparkled like one from the Five and Dime Store.
lewdini
10-06-2002, 03:12 AM
He Showed them to Betty Newbie
Helén
10-06-2002, 09:51 PM
who screamed: EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!
lewdini
10-07-2002, 03:23 AM
and fainted dead on the floor
FaeLuna
10-21-2002, 08:38 PM
Bob tried to wake her up, but it was hard to see through the wavy lines in his contacts, especially the sparkly line.
ManagerJosh
10-21-2002, 10:28 PM
and he suddenly became hypontized.......
Helén
10-22-2002, 10:08 AM
..and stared at the tree for a whole week..
FaeLuna
10-22-2002, 04:40 PM
neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor hail nor dark of night could stay him from his hypnotized stupor. The mailmen set up a shrine and began to worship him in his devotion to the Tree. Then one day....
Helén
10-22-2002, 05:15 PM
..a moose came strolling by.
FaeLuna
10-22-2002, 06:02 PM
And started licking Bob's hair...
ManagerJosh
10-22-2002, 08:57 PM
and bob's hair become stiff and stood straight up........
Helén
10-24-2002, 03:27 AM
which made the poor moose so scared...
lworley
10-24-2002, 06:28 AM
the moose is just about to stamp on bob, but bob has a secret weapon and pulls out........
Helén
10-24-2002, 08:11 AM
... he's magical exploding banana...

(from qbasic.gorilla.bas)
lworley
10-24-2002, 08:29 AM
OMG lol, nina!
lworley
10-24-2002, 08:30 AM
the moose is scared that bob will stick the banana up the moose's........
Helén
10-24-2002, 08:51 AM
.....nostril and so blow it's head of. (eos)

(hehehe)
lworley
10-24-2002, 09:33 AM
lol nice one
Helén
10-24-2002, 11:47 AM
So the moose kicked Bob .....
lworley
10-24-2002, 12:25 PM
on bob's shin, so bob gets his fingers ready to use them for .....
lworley
10-24-2002, 12:25 PM
get out of that one :p
Helén
10-24-2002, 12:44 PM
... releasing the bananas safety bolt and throwing the banana at the moose.

(Hehehe) :p:p:p
lworley
10-24-2002, 12:48 PM
oh shucks i'm outta ideas...
Helén
10-24-2002, 01:10 PM
LOL!!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

:bunny::bunny::bunny:

*hops giggling away to get someone else with ideas..*
ManagerJosh
10-24-2002, 10:11 PM
The moose took one step and slipped on a banana landing....
FaeLuna
10-25-2002, 06:21 AM
in a nearby fountain, showering everyone with water just as the bananas exploded!! Everyone was ok but...
lworley
10-25-2002, 06:26 AM
bob, who was as wet as a........
FaeLuna
10-25-2002, 07:27 AM
flounder, floundered around trying to catch his balance, as he was blinded by the banana goop in his eyes!
Helén
10-25-2002, 07:37 AM
Suddenly Bob stumbled into a blue elephant with a pink vest. The elephant went....
FaeLuna
10-25-2002, 07:48 AM
"aaaahhoooooOOOOOOOooogah!' just like an old fashioned Jalopy! It scared Bob, who couldn't see what it was, so much, that he....
Helén
10-25-2002, 09:12 AM
.. thought it was a house and started a search for the door, letting a hand glide along the elaphant's side...
lworley
10-25-2002, 11:32 AM
who then touched the ear, realising that he touched an elephant bob began to....
Helén
10-25-2002, 11:34 AM
... laugh hysterically and jump up and down, scaring the poor..
justygd
10-25-2002, 01:57 PM
elephant into a frienzy ,and it ran right into a shopping mall-
FaeLuna
10-25-2002, 02:49 PM
Where it destroyed the candy store, eating all the chocolate covered peanuts!! Meanwhile, Bob...
justygd
10-25-2002, 03:39 PM
now on his way to the hospital ,with a severely sprained ankle says.. to the ambulance driver, .........
Helén
10-26-2002, 04:32 AM
... oh well... it's just one of those days that...
justygd
10-26-2002, 06:23 AM
another valuable lesson is learned.I guess the lesson for the day is ..One should not play with a loaded bananna...;)
Helén
10-26-2002, 09:54 AM
(LOL!!!!!! That was a really good one!!! LOL!!!)

The ambulance driver got so startled she...

(yes a ssshe)
FaeLuna
10-26-2002, 10:46 AM
swerved the ambulance into, of all things, a banana stand on the side of the road, and...
Helén
10-26-2002, 03:15 PM
heh Fae... :D

...the ambulance instantly got coverd with bananas that ...
FaeLuna
10-26-2002, 04:16 PM
oozed and smooshed and gooed all over the ambulance, entirely covering it so it was nothing but a huge banana blob careening down the street, swerving all over the place while Bob and the Ambulance attendants held on for dear life inside, where....
Helén
10-26-2002, 07:53 PM
...the CPR machine broke loos and started up by itself. (eos)
sugar_junkie
10-26-2002, 08:10 PM
...and bob woz stuck in the banana goop cause it had hardened....
Helén
10-27-2002, 04:08 PM
--into light yellow cement that mad Bob think he never again...
sugar_junkie
10-27-2002, 05:35 PM
---would eat another banana in his whole life---
Helén
10-28-2002, 04:48 AM
..because of this. (eos= end of sentance)
After a while, being stuck into the bananacement....
ManagerJosh
10-28-2002, 02:02 PM
he started to sniff something rotten...
Helén
10-28-2002, 02:40 PM
.. amd found that it was...
sam_lawrence
10-28-2002, 06:49 PM
something rotten
Helén
10-28-2002, 06:50 PM
Hmm. Eos? ok

The rotten smell came from a garbage can that...
ManagerJosh
10-28-2002, 07:07 PM
had a purple lid....
sam_lawrence
10-28-2002, 07:24 PM
and a big smilie face on its side which...
Helén
10-28-2002, 07:26 PM
... green with lilac spots on. (eos) At that moment...
sugar_junkie
10-29-2002, 01:46 AM
...a blue monster with pink spotz jumped up infront of him...
Helén
10-29-2002, 08:41 AM
...and scared him so he fainted. (eos=end of sentence)
sam_lawrence
10-29-2002, 07:52 PM
When he woke up 4 days later...
Helén
10-29-2002, 09:15 PM
..he felt like a bag of chips which wasn't so strange as it sounds because...
sam_lawrence
10-29-2002, 09:54 PM
he was hallucinating, seeing strange things, like..
sugar_junkie
10-30-2002, 02:30 AM
...potato chipz dancin....
sam_lawrence
10-30-2002, 10:57 PM
...and a green sock was trying to talk to him, saying..
sugar_junkie
11-01-2002, 12:05 AM
...come with me ta sockz land.....;)
sam_lawrence
11-01-2002, 12:24 AM
...then he heard music, he wanted to dance, he got up...
sugar_junkie
11-01-2002, 04:50 AM
...and started dancin to the sock song... lol ;)
FaeLuna
11-01-2002, 01:09 PM
he danced and danced, it was a sock hop! Then,...
sugar_junkie
11-01-2002, 08:20 PM
...he found himself in the land of the sockz and.....
justygd
11-02-2002, 07:26 AM
Just at that moment the sky began to darken, and the sockz began to scatter...
Helén
11-02-2002, 12:25 PM
...into pieces of thread. The threads were susddenly moving into a ...
FaeLuna
11-02-2002, 03:24 PM
weird snake-like weaving, so Bob, thinking quickly, began to whistle like a snake-charmer, and the threads....
sugar_junkie
11-02-2002, 08:20 PM
...instead of turnin inta snakez,turned inta wormz...(eww..lol ;) )
Helén
11-03-2002, 10:09 PM
Bob looked at the wormthreads and decided to take them and go fishing. (eos) he collected...
sugar_junkie
11-04-2002, 01:26 AM
...more thread wormz instead of fish so he...
Helén
11-04-2002, 01:55 AM
...got all tangled up and fell over his own feet down into a...
sugar_junkie
11-04-2002, 03:22 AM
...huge puddle of mud and found himself in mudland and then he...
Helén
11-04-2002, 06:15 AM
screamed...
sam_lawrence
11-04-2002, 07:34 PM
..then got up and...
Helén
11-05-2002, 09:17 AM
...run off to the nearest...
sugar_junkie
11-05-2002, 10:09 PM
...mud shop in the mudtown ta get sum mud covered...
Helén
11-06-2002, 06:46 AM
.... plastib banana bombs. (eos = end of sentence)
FaeLuna
11-06-2002, 04:34 PM
Now, Bob had NO idea what he would do with the plastic banana bombs, but he was sure to think of something. Meanwhile...
Helén
11-06-2002, 05:12 PM
... there came a cat strolling down the road. Bob looked at the cat and thought to himself: .....
FaeLuna
11-06-2002, 05:35 PM
"I wonder how that cat manages to stay so CLEAN in Mudtown?" As he looked closer at the cat's feet, he noticed...
Helén
11-06-2002, 06:26 PM
.. the cat had boats on his paws. (eos)
sugar_junkie
11-09-2002, 11:45 PM
The boatz were keepin it from gettin dirty so Bob decided ta secretly steal a boat off the cat...hehe ;)
Helén
11-10-2002, 06:56 AM
The cat got mad at Bob and scrratched him...
sugar_junkie
11-11-2002, 01:47 AM
...bob screamed so loud,he chased the cat away....
Helén
11-12-2002, 04:26 PM
..to the moonstone where the witch was ...
sugar_junkie
11-13-2002, 12:24 AM
...and who found the cat.(eos) but....
Helén
11-13-2002, 05:25 PM
... when Bob came to ....
sugar_junkie
11-14-2002, 12:03 AM
...the moonstone he got the shock of his life cause....
silver82x11
11-14-2002, 08:47 AM
the moonstone was made of cheese:eek:
Helén
11-14-2002, 08:49 AM
Finally thought Bob! Food!! Bob started to eat of the moonstone cheese when he realized that...
silver82x11
11-14-2002, 09:03 AM
he forgot his crackers..
Helén
11-14-2002, 10:22 AM
...and so had....
sugar_junkie
11-18-2002, 03:48 AM
....to go all the way back home to get crackers but...
Helén
11-18-2002, 05:24 AM
... when he arrived to the.....
sugar_junkie
11-18-2002, 11:45 PM
...house,he realised sumthin had happened! :O sumone had stole the crackerz! (eos)
Helén
11-27-2002, 12:53 PM
Bob ran around searching all over for the thief, when he...
sugar_junkie
12-05-2002, 09:00 PM
....bumped into one of the....
alapokeygirl
12-07-2002, 03:27 PM
runaway monkeys from the organ grinder.
Helén
12-07-2002, 06:59 PM
The monkey quickley jumped onto Bobs head, only to find...
alapokeygirl
12-07-2002, 08:33 PM
...the surface too slick and...
Helén
12-12-2002, 07:02 AM
...decided to slide down, only finding them in the middle of a...
alapokeygirl
12-12-2002, 12:08 PM
puddle of banana pudding.
sam_lawrence
12-13-2002, 12:37 AM
"More food!" Bob excitedly remarked as he....
sugar_junkie
12-13-2002, 09:19 PM
...jumped into the puddle of banana pudding and happened to find...
alapokeygirl
12-13-2002, 10:39 PM
a dirty sock. So he....
sam_lawrence
12-14-2002, 02:09 AM
..put on the sock, but he wanted a matching sock to make a pair, so he set out....
Helén
12-14-2002, 07:53 AM
.. to search the streets for a lost sock. (eos) When Bob reached the...
alapokeygirl
12-14-2002, 05:54 PM
circular square in the center of town, he....
sam_lawrence
12-15-2002, 03:02 AM
...asked a big little man where he could....
sugar_junkie
12-15-2002, 06:49 AM
...find another sock or a sock similar to the one he had but...
alapokeygirl
12-17-2002, 09:45 PM
a hairless ape pushed the little big man into him and...
Helén
12-23-2002, 07:28 AM
...he fell on his butt, droping his other sock into the sewers. (eos)
Bob strated to...
alapokeygirl
12-27-2002, 08:26 AM
cry, and then...
sugar_junkie
12-27-2002, 03:17 PM
...he found something next to him,which was...
lewdini
12-27-2002, 06:43 PM
a nice juicy rat....which he...
sugar_junkie
12-28-2002, 10:54 PM
...picked up(eos) but when he took a closer look at the rat he found out that....
lewdini
12-28-2002, 11:19 PM
It was a witch that was transformed into a rat
alapokeygirl
12-29-2002, 04:51 PM
Bob screamed and the witch....
sugar_junkie
12-30-2002, 03:55 PM
....and the witch got so angry she.....
alapokeygirl
01-01-2003, 03:22 AM
started steaming. (eos) The steam caused....
lewdini
01-01-2003, 09:59 PM
the water to boil....
alapokeygirl
01-04-2003, 10:29 AM
and she melted. (eos) Bob couldn't believe his eyes when he saw.....
SolidSnake_19
01-07-2003, 07:42 PM
she had turned into a gopher which...
alapokeygirl
01-08-2003, 12:27 PM
ran over and started eating....
SolidSnake_19
01-09-2003, 09:27 AM
his hand, which...
Helén
01-09-2003, 09:58 AM
suddenly turned into a chocolate bar. (eos) :p
alapokeygirl
01-13-2003, 11:57 AM
Bob was horrified, so he....
silver82x11
01-13-2003, 06:13 PM
ran down the street, away from the gopher....
alapokeygirl
01-14-2003, 04:16 PM
and bumped into....
Billie
01-31-2003, 08:01 AM
A Robot who's name was...
crazy12234
02-01-2003, 02:36 AM
Al Dapalochinodampus and he....
alapokeygirl
02-09-2003, 10:28 AM
fainted from shock.(eos) Then Dapalochinodampus.....
SolidSnake_19
02-09-2003, 08:42 PM
Stole Bob's wallet and...
ss8goku
02-20-2003, 11:02 AM
ran off but ran into a tree......
Billie
02-27-2003, 06:31 PM
...and fell backwards landing on a...
ss8goku
02-27-2003, 06:37 PM
then fell on a tree that was some how on the ground then he....
Helén
02-28-2003, 08:02 AM
.. fainted. (eos) Bob dreamed....
SolidSnake_19
02-28-2003, 02:29 PM
of a candy store...
Gaploxter
02-28-2003, 04:17 PM
With little dancing Leprechauns in the window...
Phoenix Ravenflame
03-03-2003, 07:41 AM
One of the leprechans was named Paddy O'Furniture...
lewdini
03-03-2003, 03:49 PM
who liked to steal stuff from sims houses if they grew clovers in their lots........
Phoenix Ravenflame
03-03-2003, 05:52 PM
and sold the things on ebay...
SolidSnake_19
03-03-2003, 05:55 PM
which made a lot of money, which ...
Phoenix Ravenflame
03-03-2003, 05:57 PM
paid his lawyers fees from being drug into court on charges of theft
Zell
03-11-2003, 04:58 PM
of his old secretarys car. [eos]
Billie
03-11-2003, 06:30 PM
Al Dapalochinodampus came running up and threw a bucketfull of water on him to wake him up then jumped back laughing as Bob sat up spitting and sputtering...
SolidSnake_19
03-11-2003, 06:32 PM
...Wondering whatever had happened to his peaceful nap, he then ...
alapokeygirl
03-11-2003, 06:58 PM
saw Dapalochinodampus and .....
Phoenix Ravenflame
03-11-2003, 07:00 PM
started screaming at him auf Deutsch!
Zell
03-11-2003, 08:55 PM
dapalochinodampus couldnt speak deutsch so he....
alapokeygirl
03-11-2003, 09:18 PM
went to find a translator. (eos) Just as he left....
Billie
03-15-2003, 08:10 PM
one of Bob's old friends showed up and...
Zell
03-15-2003, 11:00 PM
punched him for stealing his car at a young age.(eos)
Ten he,,,
hataz_gon_hate
03-16-2003, 01:12 AM
ran and fell down on...
Billie
03-19-2003, 07:19 PM
his knees crying out at the futility of it all.
SolidSnake_19
03-19-2003, 07:27 PM
He then wondered what he had ever done to deserve such treatment...
Billie
03-19-2003, 07:44 PM
Then he stood up, brushed off his jeans, and set off determined to find out who had set him up and take action.
Phoenix Ravenflame
03-26-2003, 06:58 AM
But Bob wasn't really a "man of action", so he started to get scared as he calmed down.