3 Word story. (A bit of fun)

[Valkyrie]

Ok this is three word story some of you probaly seen or played before but anyways this is how it works.

Each person says three things that keeps on topic with the story etc

for e.g

Me - The big man

Someone else - said to his

etc etc

At the end we should have a funny story .

I'll start us of

One day in

[Vega]

the magic land

[Flameback777]

*moving to forum games*
(Ignore this post. ;))

[Mirelly]

of Ozzie moderators,

[Jazz]

Manager Josh said

[Lynet]

Where is my...

[Jazz]

Long lost friend...

[Valkyrie]

Who's name is

[JohnEZ]

Flamey! I think...

[Jazz]

he needs to...

[Kay-91]

eat an apple

[Vega]

and practise some...

[Lynet]

guitar chords before...

[Flameback777]

destroying you all :rolleyes:

[jupitershana]

Luckily moderator Mirelly...

[Mirelly]

magically appeared and ... :p

[Kay-91]

destroyed the planet.

[Lynet]

But not ours. :bitelip: :covereyes:

[Kay-91]

We suddenly noticed..

[Jazz]

That SBW was...

[Vega]

lost in space

[JohnEZ]

So she grabbed...

[Jazz]

A nearby planet...

[JohnEZ]

And ate pudding.

[Valkyrie]

Until She blowed

[JohnEZ]

on the sun...

[Jazz]

, it went out

[JohnEZ]

We'd've died, BUT!...

[Kay-91]

a spaceship came..

[JohnEZ]

, restarted the sun,

[Jazz]

And saved her.

[Lynet]

But then Mercury...

[JohnEZ]

crashed into Venus.

[Jazz]

Causing Earth to

[JohnEZ]

Stop rotating. We

[Lynet]

all moved to

[JohnEZ]

Australia where we

[Lynet]

built an underground

[JohnEZ]

pool table and

[Kay-91]

conquered the great

[JohnEZ]

Guin. Then penguins

[Valkyrie]

Jumped up and


(Its nice to see everyone likes this thread) :D

[Kay-91]

fought with swords..

[Jazz]

to their death

[JohnEZ]

(well, THAT's a happy note)

Not all died. :p

[Vega]

Then penguins travel....

[JohnEZ]

to Atlantis where

[Lynet]

the fish are

[JohnEZ]

and eat. They

[Kay-91]

(That last part made no sense)

LOL!

found a buried..

[Mirelly]

can of peaches

[JohnEZ]

and wanted pie.

[Mirelly]

Naturally, they also ...

[JohnEZ]

bought a Macintosh :)

[Kay-91]

to put inside..

[Vega]

a giant star ...

[JohnEZ]

Sustaining life on...

[Lynet]

a nearby rock

[Kay-91]

This made them

[Jazz]

happy. Then they

[Jazz]

(This isnt part of the story but let's see what we wrote eh?)

One day in the magic land of Ozzie moderators, Manager Josh said Where is my Long lost friend Who's name is Flamey! I think he needs to eat an apple and practise some guitar chords before destroying you all! Luckily moderator Mirelly...magically appeared and ... destroyed the planet. But not ours. We suddenly noticed.. That SBW was lost in space So she grabbed... A nearby planet...And ate pudding. Until She blowed on the sun... , it went out. We'd've died, BUT!...a spaceship came.., restarted the sun, And saved her. But then Mercury...crashed into Venus. Causing Earth to Stop rotating. We all moved to Australia where we built an underground pool table and conquered the great Guin. Then penguins Jumped up and fought with swords.. to their death. Not all died. Then penguins travel....to Atlantis where the fish are and eat. They found a buried..can of peaches and wanted pie. Naturally, they also ...bought a Macintosh to put inside..a giant star ...Sustaining life on...a nearby rock This made them happy. Then they

(Wow!)

[JohnEZ]

Went to Broadway!

[Kay-91]

to live a

[Valkyrie]

Fab life as

[Lynet]

a chorus line...

[JohnEZ]

and in Wicked!

[Valkyrie]

They all died

[Valkyrie]

THE END

[Vega]

the end??? oh :(

[Mirelly]

Suddenly, Zebeddy said:

[JohnEZ]

I need food!

[Vega]

But a Storm...

[JohnEZ]

Came. Thunder clapped!

[Lynet]

and lightening applauded.

[Kay-91]

They could see

[muffin-tacos]

pancakes all over...

[Mirelly]

the rain was

[Vega]

colored and smell...

[JohnEZ]

ed like chocolate.

[Lynet]

The grass grew...

[Vega]

full of candies :rolleyes: (humm candies.... :yummy:)

[Jazz]

and other yummies

[muffin-tacos]

One day something

[Vega]

came from moon :)

[muffin-tacos]

eating ice-creams with

[jupitershana]

pickles! "It must..."

[muffin-tacos]

"Taste really good.."

[jupitershana]

said the pregnant



(:rolleyes: ice cream and pickles...could it be anything other than a pregnant woman??)

[Lynet]

Curious brother of...

[muffin-tacos]

the frog that

[JohnEZ]

was kissed. Then

[Lynet]

turned into a...

:eek:

[Vega]

giant yellow frog :p

[Lynet]

who ate a

[Kay-91]

tin of beans.

[Odinmoon]

and flew away

[JohnEZ]

She found a

[Lynet]

guy named Murphy

[JohnEZ]

who made beds

(get it? :p)

[Odinmoon]

to sleep on

[Vega]

it was cold...

[Odinmoon]

and wet and

[Mirelly]

very scary. However,

[hugzncuddles]

along came a

[JohnEZ]

spider who sat :p

[muffin-tacos]

on a log.

[JohnEZ]

...and frightened Miss

[Odinmoon]

Muffin away. So

[Kay-91]

spiders claimed victory

[JohnEZ]

Over Pluto. Then

[Lynet]

marched against Sparta

[Odinmoon]

which was dangerous!

[JohnEZ]

The Spartans made

[Odinmoon]

a giant horse

[Vega]

with blue wings :rolleyes:

[Lynet]

and orange hooves.

[Odinmoon]

and yellow tail :D

[Kay-91]

and sent it

:p

[Odinmoon]

to the marshmellow

[muffin-tacos]

land of the

[Odinmoon]

Great big Spore

[Lynet]

, a kingdom of

[Odinmoon]

the garden gnomes

[muffin-tacos]

that like muffins! :D

[Lynet]

And Tacos, too. ;)

[JohnEZ]

But they love

[Odinmoon]

most of all

[muffin-tacos]

marshmallows from BonVoyage. :)

[JohnEZ]

They made pasta

[muffin-tacos]

with bolognaise and

[Jazz]

listened to Zeppelin.

[JohnEZ]

They turned on

[Odinmoon]

Perry Como and

[muffin-tacos]

, in their gnomey-ways,

(I keep finding it harder and harder to fit what I want to say into three words. :silly:)

[Lynet]

all took naps.

[Odinmoon]

Meanwhile at the

[Lynet]

ice cream parlor,

[Odinmoon]

the nasty old

[muffin-tacos]

Mrs Crumplebottom was

[Lynet]

swinging her purse

[Odinmoon]

and hitting the

[Vega]

last polar bear ;)

[Lynet]

because he ate...:shocked:

[Odinmoon]

Icecream and nuts

[muffin-tacos]

without saying thanks.

[Odinmoon]

So Quin the

[muffin-tacos]

scary, hairy gorilla

[Vega]

was in love

[Lynet]

with the old

[muffin-tacos]

bat hanging from

[Odinmoon]

the Banana tree

[muffin-tacos]

but Quin was

[Helén]

very envious of

[Odinmoon]

Boopla the great

[Helén]

who was born

[Vega]

in London city

[Odinmoon]

Under the tower

[Helén]

that blew away

[badboy7]

a beautiful mind...
awesome movie guys.. though the first 45 minutes are boring.. but after that its really good!

[jeffrompas]

that gives you...

[swmeek]

no peace of

[wishfulanthony]

Mind whatsoever, but...

[swmeek]

there is a

[bri365]

septic open wounds

[wishfulanthony]

that makes someone

[swmeek]

throw up violently

[wishfulanthony]

Suddenly, there was

[swmeek]

a bright flash

[wishfulanthony]

That I can't

[swmeek]

see for some

[bri365]

orange tree's block

[wishfulanthony]

Yet again, there

[swmeek]

was a way

[bri365]

to cut myself

[wishfulanthony]

and I ended

[bri365]

up in hospital.

[swmeek]

with a huge

[wishfulanthony]

injury on my

[Nyx]

anterior cruciate ligament

[wishfulanthony]

While I was

[swmeek]

taking a shower

[bri365]

dancing to Abba

[Valentine]

wearing a dress

[wishfulanthony]

colored red, and

[bri365]

torn to shreds

[wishfulanthony]

that I can't

[bri365]

wash or Iron

[wishfulanthony]

And yet, someone

[bri365]

saw me naked

[Valentine]

so I went

[wishfulanthony]

and I just

[swmeek]

screamed and screamed

[bri365]

until i puked

[Valentine]

all over the

[bri365]

President of France.

[Valentine]

He then grabbed

[bri365]

me by the

[Valentine]

bollocks and ripped

[bri365]

my lace panties

[wishfulanthony]

that made me

[bri365]

realise that this

[wishfulanthony]

panties wear off

[bri365]

It was only

[wishfulanthony]

the strand that

[bri365]

held them together

[wishfulanthony]

but it really

[Valentine]

made me wonder

[swmeek]

why i was

[Valentine]

wearing panties in

[bri365]

the first place

[swmeek]

because i'm a

[wishfulanthony]

hot lady that

[Valentine]

wants to kick

[bri365]

my drug habit





(just a note, I don't do drugs)

[swmeek]

that is always

[bri365]

costing a fortune

[Valentine]

So I went

[bri365]

Scotland, to sit

[Valentine]

on Bri's face

[bri365]

and fart loudly

[wishfulanthony]

And someone else

[bri365]

took photos too

[swmeek]

and published them

[bri365]

for swmeek's enjoyment.

[wishfulanthony]

Then, I called

[swmeek]

the state police

[bri365]

who tazered me

[Valentine]

'till I went

[bri365]

wobbly like jelly

[swmeek]

because you were

[bri365]

drunk and incapable

[wishfulanthony]

that I caught

[bri365]

on my camera

[swmeek]

that I suddenly

[bri365]

dropped and smashed

[Valentine]

because of the

[swmeek]

faulty camera strap

[wishfulanthony]

And I suddenly

[Valentine]

slipped on the

[swmeek]

puddle of water

[Valentine]

which was underneath

[bri365]

my left foot

[Valentine]

So I then

[bri365]

wet my pants

[wishfulanthony]

and I walked

[swmeek]

down the street

[Valentine]

wearing my birthday-suit!

[swmeek]

until suddenly a

[Valentine]

vicious rabid dog

[swmeek]

bit me on