The Vending Machine Game

[scferg]

I played this game on another forum and it's really fun..sometimes it can get interesting. Here's how it goes. I start by saying some that I put into the vending machine:

Then, the next person that posts will say what you get, then says what to put in next.

Example: *Puts in a milk carton* ..... *Receives a cow*

Here we go.

*Puts in WorldSims*

[muffin-tacos]

*Gets a bouncing muffin-tacos :bouncy:*

*Puts in a pound.*

[Odinmoon]

Gets a kilo :D
puts in a rubber glove

[scferg]

Receives a surgeon

*Puts in a dead fish*

[ManagerJosh]

*gets a live fish*

*puts in Scferg* :p

[scferg]

Receives an annoying kid with a website

*Puts in ManagerJosh* :O

[hugzncuddles]

*Receives a bot who never sleeps. :p*

*Puts in maple syrup*

[JohnEZ]

*gets Vermont* :p

*puts in a Euro*

[surprised_by_witches]

Gets Europe.

Puts in a kitten

[ManagerJosh]

Gets Europe.

Puts in a kitten
*gets Crookshanks*

*puts in a Dementor*

[scferg]

*Receives the part of book #7 where Harry dies...maybe*


*Puts in he who must not be named*

[hugzncuddles]

*Receives John Doe*

*Puts in The Sims 2*

[ManagerJosh]

*gets Will Wright*

*Puts in Hugzncuddles*

[scferg]

Receives Sawyer From LOST.

*Puts in LOST's producer*

[Odinmoon]

Nothing comes back. So kicks vending machine.
And puts in chewing gum.

[JohnEZ]

*gets $0.25*

*puts in fortune cookie*

[hugzncuddles]

Receives a lottery ticket.

Puts in a blue crayon. :p

[ManagerJosh]

*receives a huge rainstorm...*

BAH!!

/me sends the rain to Hugz's house..


*puts in Lavendar*

[scferg]

Gets Chartreuse

*Puts in Lime green*

[hugzncuddles]

Receives a ummm lime? :p

Puts in a dozen red roses.

[scferg]

Receives two dozens of thorns

*Puts in a shovel*

[hugzncuddles]

Receives a snow-covered driveway.

Puts in a map of Los Angeles. :p

[JohnEZ]

*Receives smog*

Cough!

Puts in the keys to a VW Rabbit... :p

[jupitershana]

receives a live rabbit!

Puts in a wedding dress...:rolleyes:

[JohnEZ]

Gets married :p

Puts in a CD

[scferg]

Receives a CD player

*Puts in a Wii*

[JohnEZ]

Gets a Wii-mote

Puts in a Mac :D

[hugzncuddles]

Receives MacBraveheart (ex-SimMaster) :p

Puts in a slice of Swiss cheese.

[JohnEZ]

*gets a mouse*

*inserts cheddar cheese*

[surprised_by_witches]

Gets holes!

Puts in hopes and dreams . . .

[JohnEZ]

*gets kids*

That's not fair! :(

*inserts anger*

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out Jack Hammer
Puts in rocks

[hugzncuddles]

Receives paper and scissors.

Puts in a pillow.

[jupitershana]

receives a full nights sleep.


Puts in insomnia...

[hugzncuddles]

Receives ManagerJosh. (Does he ever sleep? :p)

Puts in a hot coffee.

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a hot chocolate. (mmm hot chocolate *drools* ages I had that :))

Puts in Odin's PeriPeri sauce.

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out a porto chicken burger:hot:
Puts in a chicken.

[scferg]

Receives KFC

*Puts ins McDonalds* :X

[hugzncuddles]

Receives vomit. Ewwwww.

Puts in a noisy neighbour. :rolleyes:

[Mirelly]

Gets a baseball bat :p

Puts in some weedkiller ...

[JohnEZ]

*gets my grandmothers lawn*

*puts in lightning*

[hugzncuddles]

Receives duvet to hide under until it's finished. :o

Puts in a lawnmower.

[Mirelly]

Gets John's grandma's lawn :p

Put in a nickel with a somewhat glib air of why hasn't anyone tried this yet ....

[ManagerJosh]

*gets music*

*puts in Mirelly's cooking*

[hugzncuddles]

Wow I gotta type faster. Ya beat me to it Josh. :p

Receives an awesomely tasty meal. :p (phew)

Puts in Josh's cloves of garlic. :p

[ManagerJosh]

*gets more of Mirelly's cooking*

*puts beef*

[scferg]

Receives beef stew.

*Puts in a big black pot*

[JohnEZ]

Gets something that bubbles, bubbles, toils and troubles....

*puts in Airbus A380* :)

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a mac.

*puts in a Big Mac burger*

[Vega]

gets a mad cow :eek:

*puts in a Coldplay song*

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out a hot play song :cool:
*Puts in a Frog*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a squashed frog! :yuck:

*puts the moon in*

[JohnEZ]

*gets the sun*

Ahh! It burns!

*returns the sun for a refund*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a pink polka dot button.

*Puts in the Library* :eek: All those stories gone!

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out a Book worm. And eats it yum. :glasses:

*Puts in a Star*

[Vega]

Gets a wish :)

*puts in a flower*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a seed.

*puts in some treasure*

[Odinmoon]

Gets long John Silver. :eek:

*Puts in a Parrot*

[Vega]

receives wings :p

*puts in astronaut ice cream*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets moon pie. :alien:

*puts in the ocean*

[JohnEZ]

Gets salty :)

*puts in CD*

[Odinmoon]

Gets SuperTramp :p
*Puts in Tacos*

[JohnEZ]

Gets Muffins :D :P :o

*puts in taco salad*

[Odinmoon]

Gets a Vega :rolleyes:

* Puts in a Velvet underground Album *:cool:

[jupitershana]

Gets a crushed velvet painting...hehehe :D

Puts in a bathrobe...

[Odinmoon]

Gets champagne :champagne:
*Puts in Spa * :cloudnine:

[scferg]

Gets the snooty spa worker.

*Puts in a pool* :cool:

[muffin-tacos]

Gets wet.

*puts in a doughnut*

[jupitershana]

Gets fat! (hehe)

Puts in a bell...

[Odinmoon]

Goes deaf :old:
*Puts in a hearing aid*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a trumpet. :D

*Puts in chewing gum*

[Jazz]

gets cavities!

puts in The Grim Reaper

[Odinmoon]

Gets a shovel

*Puts in Tomb stone :tombstone: :D

[jupitershana]

Gets a pizza!!!!!!!! :D



Puts in a slice of cheese...

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a salami.

Puts in a packet of crisps. Yummo

[Jazz]

gets a big ol

???

puts in keyboard

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out an Odin Moon Playing keyboard :p
*Puts in sheet music *

[Jazz]

gets liquid music.

puts in a smiley face

[JohnEZ]

*Gets a Walmart Ad*

Ewww....

*Puts in Walmart*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets the gone off food that the customers won't buy. ;)

*puts in an apple*

[JohnEZ]

*gets a Mac*

WooHoo!

*puts in Maxis*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets six am. ;) ;) Get it? Maxis? Sixam? :p

*puts in seven am*

[JohnEZ]

*Gets Maneves*

That's not quite as catchy.

*Puts it back*

[Jazz]

errrr.... then i guess i get school time!

puts in that lil orange Cingular guy. "until Alltel killed him off"

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a rambling old lady.

*puts in Mrs Crumplebottom*

[hugzncuddles]

Gets smacked with Mrs Crumplebottom's handbag (purse).

Puts in garlic.

[Jazz]

gets a tearful Jazz.

puts in Bill Gates

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a whole lot of money.

*puts in some of the money and keep some (most of it) for myself* :D

[Odinmoon]

Gets a rubber Duck. :rolleyes:

*Puts in a bath*

[Vega]

Gets wild hair cut :p

*puts in a tiger :eek:*

[TamiDoll]

*gets a magician*

*puts in an electrical eel*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets electrified.

*puts in a mushroom*

[TamiDoll]

*gets a room that's covered with mushy fungi* Lol.

*puts in a suitcase full of money*

[muffin-tacos]

Gets an empty suitcase. *whistles innocently* :rolleyes:

*Puts in frying pan*

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out a cooked Chook.

*Puts in an egg* :D

[jupitershana]

gets a chicken! (solved that question about what comes first! LOL)


Puts in a toad.

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a frog. :)

puts in jupiter.

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out a Vega :D
Puts in Moon. :rolleyes:

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a chocolate muffin. :D

(mmm... chocolate muffin. *drools*)

Puts in some tacos. :yummy:

[jupitershana]

Gets a hamburger!


Puts in a telephone.

[Helén]

Get's a VERY annoyoing phonecall from someone who tries sell me some paper clips.. Gaaahh!! :confused:

Puts in the seller!! :D

[hugzncuddles]

Receives a pamphlet all about paper clips.

*Puts in glue*

[Odinmoon]

Recieves a book on how to glue your ear to the wall. :listen:

*Puts in a used ear.*

[Helén]

Gets a jucky q-tip. (Yikes!)

Puts the q-tip back (and goes to wash hands)

[muffin-tacos]

Gets some tipex. :)

*puts in a felt tip pen*

[Helén]

Gets a manuscript in chinese...

Puts in a request for a translator.

[scferg]

Receives Ahmajinidad :mad: :thumbsdown:

Puts in a ripped dollar bill

[Odinmoon]

Gets a bent coin.

*puts in crooked person.

[muffin-tacos]

Gets a walking stick.

*Puts in a can of coke*

[hugzncuddles]

*Gets tooth cavities*

*Puts in a mischievous grin*

[Odinmoon]

*Pulls out garlic*

*Puts in Josh* :D

[muffin-tacos]

Gets ManagerGarlic. :biggrins:

*puts in Holy Water*

[Helén]

Gets ManagerGarlic. :biggrins: :eek: :rotfl:

Takes out a crossed sandwich... :confused:

Puts in a bucket with concrete...

[hugzncuddles]

*Gets a concrete slab*

*Puts in a toaster*

[JohnEZ]

*Gets Toast*

*Puts toaster in bathtub* :eek:

[Niv]

*Gets electrocuted*

*puts in Australia*

[hugzncuddles]

Gets glorious sunshine. :p

*Puts in Windows XP*

[yodabsim]

Gets to call tech support for activation.:confused:

Puts in a better mousetrap.

[lewdini]

Takes out a better mouse

Puts in a lock of Josh's hair

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out a Rabbit.:cool:

Puts in a hat.

[lewdini]

Nothing comes out! I was cheated by the vending machine!
Oh wait, out comes the rest of the Monopoly set.

Put in a used sock

[hugzncuddles]

Gets knocked out by the smell. :p

Puts in the rain. :rolleyes:

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out the "I'm singing in the rain song".

Puts in an umbrella.:D

[demi_kaijuu]

Pulls out Mary Poppins

Puts in my hund to try and steal something

[Odinmoon]

Pulls out Handcuffs connected to a Hund.??? :D

Puts in a match stick.

[hugzncuddles]

Pulls out a huge chocolate cake with loads of lighted candles. Who's 50 today? :eek: *coughJoshcough* :p

[timothgallagher]

Gets a rubbery bubble gum chair with ottoman

Puts in a box of used lotto tickets

[woohoosimz3]

out comes a checque worth £10,000,000 ($20,000,000) :D (i wish)

Puts in this forum.

[wishfulanthony]

Out with lots of new members wondering around for acquaintances.

Puts in Disney Channel... :p

[ManagerJosh]

*Gets Zac Efron*

*puts in putty tats*

[wishfulanthony]

Oh no, you're putting in putty tats? You get nothing from there... oh wait, you get cat food!

I put in Dumbo (the elephant).

[bri365]

pulled out a mouse

puts in the annoying pop up about the game Evony

[wishfulanthony]

You get more than just you annoyed by (not just Evony, but) popup ads that come out of nowhere!

Puts in President Mugabe of Zimbabwe.

[bri365]

Get your human rights taken away.

Puts in a helping hand.

[wishfulanthony]

You get someone dragging you out of poverty.

Puts in a garbage can (without the trash).

[bri365]

you get Oscar the grouch from Sesame Street.

Put's in Depeche Mode song "dressed in black"

[Valentine]

Pulls out Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones ;) ( I know it's "Men in Black" but they are dressed in black!)

Puts in an iPod.....Shuffle.

[bri365]

Gets the feeling you shouldn't have brought it.

Puts in an 8gb memory stick.

[Valentine]

Pulls out a 1TB external hard-drive with "pokemon" written all over it.

Puts in Bill Gates

[bri365]

Pulls out smug looking geek

Inserts private parts

[Valentine]

Pulls out a free coupon for a penis enlargement.

Puts in an Playstation 3

[bri365]

Pulls out a ZX Spectrum with 1k memory.

Puts in the english summer

[Valentine]

Pulls out the Scottish winter.

Puts in a tree

[swmeek]

gets a nut.
puts in a chicken

[Valentine]

Pulls out an egg.

Puts in the egg

[swmeek]

Gets an omelet!
Puts in a apple!

[Valentine]

Pulls out an apple pie!

Puts in a laptop.

[bri365]

Get's ripped off by T-mobile

Put's in an emo kid

[wishfulanthony]

You get a person making you frown off to death.

I insert an elephant's tusk.

[bri365]

get arrested for trading in Ivory without a licence.

Put's in a hob nob biscuit

[wishfulanthony]

You get dogs eating them instead of humans.

I insert grains of rice.

[bri365]

you get rice pudding that is vile

I insert Homer Simpsons

[wishfulanthony]

You get Dr. Phil bickering on his health condition (remember, he eats donuts a lot).

I insert a casket.

[bri365]

You receive life, but it is very short.

I insert a naked lady

[wishfulanthony]

You get guys lining up to watch her dance.

I insert fried chicken.

[Valentine]

You get Colonel Saunders.

Put's in Ronald McDonald.

[bri365]

Gets some clown cooking you dinner

Puts in a dalek

[swmeek]

Pulls out a ripped up scarf!
Puts in r2-d2

[bri365]

gets turned to the dark side

puts in a stormtrooper

[wishfulanthony]

You get tanks destroying the stormtrooper into pieces.

I insert an AK-47.

[Valentine]

Pulls out Call of Duty 4.

Puts in Chewbacca.

[swmeek]

Pulls out a giant hairball!
Throws in Yoda!

[Valentine]

Pulls out an old 3ft hobbit wearing green makeup.

Puts in Darth Vader

[swmeek]

Pulls out Anakin Skywalker !
Throws in a lightsaber.

[Valentine]

Pulls out a jedi's head!

Puts in the force

[bri365]

Gets arrested for being too forceful

Puts in a silly question.

[Valentine]

Pulls out a silly answer.

Puts in assorted chocolates!

[bri365]

Gets all hard centres out and then realise you have no teeth to chew them.

Puts in a request for a pay rise.

[swmeek]

Instead you get fired!
Puts in form for a day off .

[Valentine]

Pulls out a P45 and 2 months salary.

Puts in money.

[bri365]

Gets an email from a Nigerian General stating that you have won sixty million dollars in the Nigerian Lottery and all they need is your bank account details.

Puts in all the hatred in the world

[wishfulanthony]

Get all the people with pitchforks and swords, fighting at each other.

Inserts peace and happiness.

[swmeek]

Gets a whole wardrobe of tiedyed t-shirts and plenty of drugs to go along with them.
Throws in an electric guitar

[bri365]

Gets a banjo out that is out of tune.

Put's in democracy

[wishfulanthony]

You get people lining up to have it... in force.

Inserts an old banjo.

[bri365]

gets out a copy of the 1980'sfilm Southern Comfort.

Puts in my left leg.

[Valentine]

Pulls out a prosthetic leg filled with C4 explosives.

Puts in Windows Vista.

[wishfulanthony]

Gets me angry about it... why is my Vista going so slow?!

Inserts a magic wand.

[Valentine]

Pulls out Daniel Radcliffe wearing a witches hat!

Puts in magic beans.

[bri365]

Pulls out beef burgers?

Puts in my whole life

[wishfulanthony]

You get me putting you in a hospital for being stuck.

I insert a can of unleaded petrol.

[bri365]

Takes out a very large slice of global warming

Inserts credit rating.

[Valentine]

Pulls out a truck-load of rejections from loan companies!

Puts in a bottle of water.

[bri365]

Pulls out a bottle of Peckham spring water. (watch our American friends think about this one)

Puts in beef sandwich

[wishfulanthony]

Peckham Spring Water, eh? Reminds me of many Gina Yashere's jokes on Mock the Week on Peckham! :P

You insert a beef sandwich, and what you get is a beef sandwich... but the steak is overcooked!

I insert BBC News.

[bri365]

and get sky news by mistake.

insert the simpsons

[wishfulanthony]

You get Family Guy or American Dad instead on your telly.

I insert a can of Pepsi.

[Kryptic62]

Get an empty can

Insert the titanic

[wishfulanthony]

You suddenly get a tug boat instead that sank years back.

I insert a lemon.

[Kryptic62]

you get a lime

insert Halloween

[wishfulanthony]

You get (somehow) rowdy kids knocking on virtually every door for the same candies... :P

I insert a large dressed turkey.

[bri365]

you get a very dry chicken nugget out.

i put in sickopedia.com

[wishfulanthony]

That one? Well, since I resurrected this game... I get nothing!

I insert an electric pencil sharpener.