A Corrupted Wish

[hugzncuddles]

I saw this on another forum and it looked like a ton of fun. :biggrin:

In this game you say what you wish for, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish. You can make it related to Sims or not, it's entirely up to you. Make it as wacky as you like, it's not meant to be serious. ;)

For example:

Person A: I wish for a huge mansion.
Person B: You get the huge mansion but there's a resident ghost and there's a horrible smell of garlic throughout the mansion. I wish for a vacation to Hawaii.
Person C: You go to Hawaii but your airline sends your suitcases to Tahiti, and you end up spending most of your holiday money on new clothes until your suitcases finally get to you. I wish I could open a family restaurant.
Person D: You open the restaurant but as your cooking skill only ever reached 2 points, you frequently ruin the food and your customers hate you.

Get the idea? :)

Ok, I'll start us off.

*I wish I had a million pounds.*

[Vega]

You get a million pounds but in the same day a giant meteor hits our planet and it's the end of all things :eek:

I wish i could fly :)

[Odinmoon]

You start trying to fly. And are unsuccessful so wile you are running and jumping everywhere. Everyone thinks you have gone crazy and the send you to hospital for mental evaluation. :D

I wish i could sail a clipper ship.

[JohnEZ]

You can sail a clipper ship, but the clipper ship's sails were clipped.

I wish I didn't have to go to a party tomorrow. :p

[hugzncuddles]

You manage to get out of going to the party tomorrow but your mom makes you clean the house from top to bottom and bans you from using the computer, tv, consoles and ipod. :p

I wish I could turn back time.

[JohnEZ]

You can, but you can't control how far back you go, and end up with dinosaurs.

I wish my homework would do itself. :)

[Mirelly]

It can and it does but your homework is not as smart as you so you get an F and recalled for remedial summer school classes.

I wish my cat would stop playing with the blinds ....

[hugzncuddles]

It does, but unfortunately it has now moved on to the sofa as its next plaything, and somehow the rips in the fabric don't really go with the look of your room. :p

I wish there could be a real life party for all the WorldSimmers.

[JohnEZ]

There is! But unfortunately, it's virtual. :(

I wish that all of my summer reading was done.

[Mirelly]

It is; it's fall :(

I wish my garden would weed itself

[Odinmoon]

It does but unfortunately all your flowers have eloped with you weeds.
I wish i was a movie star.:D

[hugzncuddles]

You are but that means endless sacks of fan mail to read through and all the media attention invades your privacy to the point where you go insane and you end up in therapy for the next 10 years. :p

I wish that Nexon (Maplestory) would ban all the hackers. :rolleyes:

[Odinmoon]

They do . But then the hackers hack the hackers the hack. :eek:
I wish i had a mansion like Elvis

[JohnEZ]

You do, but Elvis is still living in it and won't stop singing. (my ears! they bleed!)

I wish I had caffeine.

[hugzncuddles]

You have caffeine but you drink too much of it, and it makes you extremely hyper and everyone thinks you're running around insane. You end up strapped to a bed until you stop jittering and shaking and twitching. :p

I wish I had the patience to read the Harry Potter books.

[ManagerJosh]

You do. But when you got to Book 4, the Avada Kedavara spell was misfired and struck you the reader.

I wish I had a sister...

[Mirelly]

You do, but it's Britney Spears ... :eek:

I wish I could to the International Space Station.

[JohnEZ]

You can, but it'll cost you £20 Million.

I wish I could dive on the wreck of Titanic. :p :rolleyes:

OT: Mirelly's one post away from 5,000!

[Odinmoon]

You do . But the anchor you are tied to snaps and Captain Nemo kidnaps you and hold you for ransom for 20,000,000 so Mirelly can goto space.:D

I wish I could goto Paris

[Mirelly]

You do . But the anchor you are tied to snaps and Captain Nemo kidnaps you and hold you for ransom for 20,000,000 so Mirelly can goto space.:D


Woohoo!!!! :D



Erm, you can but I am gonna be dropping you off, literally, from the ISS :eek:

I wish I had a space suit

[Odinmoon]

You do. But you gave it to moon so he could goto Paris:D

I wish I had a parachute:eek:

[Mirelly]

You do but you're wearing it inside your space suit ;)

I wish I hadn't lent out my space suit :p

[JohnEZ]

You didn't--it was stolen. :p

I wish I had a mini-sub capable of diving to 15,000 ft. :p

[hugzncuddles]

You do but it costs $1,000,000 per trip. :p

I wish I had a Servo who would do the vacuuming for me. :p

[ManagerJosh]

You got one for your Birthday. But as soon as you use it, it breaks, and disintegrates.

I wish I had a baby brother :D

[hugzncuddles]

You have a baby brother but you have to feed him, change all his diapers, clean up vomit, play with him, teach him to walk/talk/potty train, and every night he keeps you awake with all the screaming (oh wait, you ARE awake all night anyway :p ). Hehe.

I wish it wasn't so warm/sticky this evening.

[JohnEZ]

It isn't--it's snowing. ;)

I wish it was winter.

[hugzncuddles]

It is but you just got snowed in. Say hello to several feet of snow on your driveway, and your heating just broke too. :p

I wish I could be a better cook. :p

[alliekat]

You are, but are also very clumsy, and soon have burns and knife cuts to 95% of your body.


I wish my wedding would plan and pay for itself.

[JohnEZ]

It can, but then you'd feel deprived of the wedding experience.

I wish I could go to sleep. :)

[hugzncuddles]

You can get to sleep but you sleep through your alarm and have an extra 2 hours in bed and you're late!! :eek:

I wish I could see this beautiful sunrise every morning. :)

[Odinmoon]

You do but english fog blocks it out :eek:
I wish I could go surfing again

[Vega]

You can but a white shark attacks you and takes you to the bottom of the ocean :eek:

I wish i had a submarine :p

[Odinmoon]

You do but i knock on door and you open it.:D
I wish i had a telescope

[Vega]

You do, but it's an old telescope and you can't even see the moon with it :p

I wish i could eat chocolate now lol

[hugzncuddles]

You can, but immediately afterwards you must go jogging for 30 minutes. :p

I wish I had the courage to dye my hair sometime. :p

[Mirelly]

You get the courage but can't decide what colour to go ... :p

I wish we had proper seasons in this darn country :(

[JohnEZ]

You do, but they're extreme--100F in the summer, 22F in the winter--oh wait! Then you'd live in NJ! :p

I wish I could visit the UK. Please? :)

[Odinmoon]

You do but fall asleep on plane and wake up in New Jersey :eek:
I wished I really liked chocolate :rolleyes:

[Mirelly]

You do, you weiegh [LOL talk about hedging my bets :rolleyes: I love some of my typos] 400lb and even your zits have zits :eek:

I wish my cat was smarter .... :(

[jupitershana]

I wish my cat was smarter .... :(


She is, but then she gets so smart that she starts hiding your personal belongings like your glasses in order to keep you at home all the time!


I wish I had enough money to hire a maid!

[JohnEZ]

You do, but they don't do as well as you do when it comes to cleaning.

I wish I could lose 17 pounds. (Not £, lbs! Or ~8 kg)

[Mirelly]

You do ... you lose 17lb of $100 bills :eek:

I wish my cat wasn't as smart as she's suddenly become ... I can't find my spectacles :rolleyes:

[JohnEZ]

She's not... your specs were on top of your head the entire time. :)

I wish I had that 17lbs of $100 bills back. :(

[Mirelly]

Wish granted ... the thief drops them on you from his Lear jet (which is flying at 35,000 feet) ... the resulting injuries and collateral damage cost you $10 more than the value of bills ... sorry, moosh! :p

I wish I had a chef ... I'm hungry and too idle to go cook something ....

[Odinmoon]

You do. But he only knows how to cook salty flavoured fish gelatine. And your cat loves him :p

I wish I could travel the world again:rolleyes:

[jupitershana]

You do but you get lost and end up at the North Pole for 3 months unable to find your way home!


I wish my cat Tanner didn't think 4am was the best time to play with his toys on my bed...:mad:

[Jazz]

You get your wish. but however, Tanner now plays with them on your bed at 3AM now.

I wish Bon Voyage was out! (just 3 more days :D)

[JohnEZ]

You get your wish. Unfortunately, it's out of stock when you get to the store. ;)

I wish this fly would stop bugging me.

[Jazz]

You get your wish, but instead, a wasp bugs you.

i wish for a million dollars

[JohnEZ]

You get your wish, but you have to deal with government taxes.

I wish for a billion dollars. :D

[muffin-tacos]

You get your wish but muffin-tacos is there to snatch them away from you before you can lay your hands on them. "Yoink!"

I feel like having a kit kat (http://www.kitkat.com/). ;) Got kit kats in the US?

[Odinmoon]

You get one all covered in Guacamole and Tacos. :eek:

I wish I had a cleaner :cool:

[muffin-tacos]

You get your cleaner but she's a body builder and has a bushy mustasch. :D

I wish for a flower.

[Odinmoon]

You get your flower, but its a rare African variety full of hormones which give you hay fever and you grow a mustache. :eek:


I wish I had a Mustache. :cool:

[Vega]

You have one, but then every women run away from you :p


I wish i could travel all around the world :rolleyes:

[TamiDoll]

You get to travel around the world but only by bike or rowing boat.

I wish money grew on trees.

[Mirelly]

It does but you're a giraffe and don't need money.

I wish I had three wishes :boggled: :scratchchin:

[muffin-tacos]

You get your three wishes but everytime you wish for something your sims get double as much as what you wished for! :rolleyes:

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[TamiDoll]

You get a fish but it dirties the tank every hour. So you have to clean it every hour. D;

I wish I never have to work again.

[Jazz]

You of course get your wish but soon you become insanley poor and have to live in a box.

I wish for carmal. Or caremel or however you spell that.

[TamiDoll]

Lmao. True, true.

So which is it? Erm... I'll guess: You get a camel covered in caramel. (Oh that sounds nasty already. So no need to corrupt it any further, lol).

[Odinmoon]

Lmao. True, true.

So which is it? Erm... I'll guess: You get a camel covered in caramel. (Oh that sounds nasty already. So no need to corrupt it any further, lol).

Oops you forgot your wish. :eek:
So you both get camel flavored caramel .:D

* I wish my dog could have an intelligent conversation with me. * :cool:

[muffin-tacos]

You get your wish but you get turned into a dog in order to have the intelligent conversation with your dog that you wanted so much.

I wish for a llama that is not covered in caramel and what not. :D

[alliekat]

You do, but he's very boring and not nearly as tatsy :D


I wish I didn't procrastinate!!! :(

[hugzncuddles]

Sorry, you procrastinated in making your wish, and missed out. :p

I wish I hadn't eaten/ binged on those packets of cheese and onion crisps earlier.

[Helén]

Well you did and now you have to suffer. "If the head's stupid - the body has to suffer" :p

I wish I was a seagull...

[Odinmoon]

You do but you crash into a car windscreen trying to get the chips off the dashboard.:eek:

I wish I could find my fire wire cable. :confused:

[Helén]

You did, but the wire caught fire and you got entangled in the cable with the wire on fire... :p

Wish I could stretch 24 hours to become 48...

[Mirelly]

You succeed but actually all you did was cause the earth to slow down. After a month it stops completely and everyone flies off into space ... giving you the evil eye :(

I wish I had the cash to upgrade my computer now *pouts petulantly*

[TamiDoll]

Aww... *hugs* You get your wish but crashes as soon as you upgrade it.

I wish I could eat all I wanted and not worry about health issues.

[muffin-tacos]

Wouldn't we all. :rolleyes:

You get your wish but your fish dies of all the unhealthy stuff you ate in the last 24 hours. :eek:

I wish for a really expensive crash-free computer that I get for free.

[jupitershana]

You get your wish but then it turns out it's an evil computer and it tries to take over the world!!!!


I wish all my wedding planning would just take care of itself!!!:mad:

[JohnEZ]

It can. In fact, it does. But it doesn't inform you of its decisions, you hate the bridesmaid's dresses, and show up at the wrong church/synagogue/city hall/mosque/garden. :p

Oh, and all of the invitations invite the guests to the wedding of your fiancee to your maid of honor. :rolleyes:

I wish college planning wasn't so difficult, strenuous, and worrysome.

[Helén]

(How dreadful!)

Your wish comes true, but it turns out to be too easy, so you miss all the important stuff you really needed to be at. That causes your grades to drop to bottom and it turns out to be a BIG flop.. (Poor you)

I wish rush hour traffic could cease to exist when I want to drive to Stockholm those times. :p

[hugzncuddles]

It does, but the traffic is 4 times as bad on your way home so your journey is boring, tiresome and irritating. :p

I wish that the kids on Maplestory would stop acting like noobs.

[Helén]

They did, but they started playing trumpet and rums instead - full blast and gave you such headache you had to quit the job completely and got bored out of your mind - so youended up in a "nuthouse" where you got severe treatment. When they finally released you on "trial" you became a politician.. :p

Wish that phone could decide weather giving me calls or faxes...

[JohnEZ]

It does decide whether to gives you calls or faxes.

Unfortunately, it decides to give you neither. :)

I wish that I could go to NYC.

[Helén]

You did, but it was locked into a small box, so you couldn't see anything anyway.

Wish MY fax could decide whether it's a call or a fax (I just can't get those settings in!!!)
:mad:

[JohnEZ]

It decides, all right--it decides to give up and quits working.

I wish I didn't have to go to school for picture retakes tonight...

[jupitershana]

You don't; but then you get the first pictures back and realize you have one eye open, one eye closed, your nose is squinched, your hair is sticking up and you had a big pimple on the end of your nose....should have gone for the retakes! ;)


I wish I never had to sleep; too many things to get done!

[ManagerJosh]

You fall into an endless sleep and can't be woken up...

I wish I had time to finish all my work :p

[alliekat]

You do, you are given a time turner, but you go back too far and catch the Black Plague :eek:!


I wish food was considered more improtant than beer :rolleyes:

[hugzncuddles]

It is, but the food is laced with beer, lol.

I wish that I could run my own business.

[JohnEZ]

You can, for a while--but then the business starts running you! :o

I wish I didn't have so many arguments with my family. *sigh*

[Odinmoon]

You do. But they plot against you in silence. Mhaaaaa.:D
I wish I could live in a palace with a beautiful single Princess that was totally in love with me and catered to my every whim.

[JohnEZ]

You do. But her mother can't stand you. :)

I wish my term paper wasn't due tomorrow

[jupitershana]

You do. But her mother can't stand you. :)

I wish my term paper wasn't due tomorrow

It isn't, it's due today. :eek:

I wish that I could go home early from work (I just got here 45 min ago).

[hugzncuddles]

It isn't, it's due today! :eek:

I wish my cold would clear up soon. :rolleyes:

EDIT: LOL Shana!!!! same post almost. :p

Ok, I'll answer again. :p

You can go home early today, but you have a pile of dishes waiting, plus the vacuuming, laundry, ironing and cooking dinner. :p

I still wish my cold would clear up soon. :rolleyes:

[jupitershana]

It isn't, it's due today! :eek:

I wish my cold would clear up soon. :rolleyes:

EDIT: LOL Shana!!!! same post almost. :p

Ok, I'll answer again. :p

You can go home early today, but you have a pile of dishes waiting, plus the vacuuming, laundry, ironing and cooking dinner. :p

I still wish my cold would clear up soon. :rolleyes:


LOL! Great minds think alike Hugz.

And your cold does clear up, but then you're struck by that horrible cough that sometimes follows that stuffy cold and you end up loosing your voice!

I wish that Brandon would get an interview with a police department soon so he can get a job and we can decide where we'll be buying a house!

[lewdini]

Your wish comes through and he gets the job, but is later offered a better job with higher pay!
I wish I could retire by 60.

[Odinmoon]

You try. However at the time you reach 60 The doctors say your health is so good that they raise it to retirement at age 110.:D

I wish I could be 21 again and again.

[JohnEZ]

You do, but your life is in a constant state of hangover. :)

I wish I didn't know what I just found out. :(

[hugzncuddles]

You don't, but you're gonna find out tomorrow.

I wish we had warmer weather!

[jeffrompas]

Your wish came true, but it gets warmer and warmer, thus speeding the process of Global Warming.

I wish i have Alienware Desktop PC

[swmeek]

I wish I had the money one costs so I could build a even better one!
I wish there were a better way to keep the pirates from copying games so we wouldn't have stupid crap like SecuRom!

[mark15]

There is a better way but it involses mass suiside of 1.000.000.000 cows(dont ask me why :D)

I wish for cookies and Ice-Cream :p

[pratishtha]

You get a million pounds but in the same day a giant meteor hits our planet and it's the end of all things :eek:

I wish i could fly

[JohnEZ]

You can. And then you fall.

I wish I could think of something to put here. :)

[Flameback777]

You do think of something to put there, but then you forget what it is.

I wish I had an i7 965 to annoy Josh.

[swmeek]

That sounds like a plan!
I want a xfx 295 gtx as well!

[wishfulanthony]

I don't know what that is, but I think that could potentially harm the Internet servers... :p

If only I could wish to have a brand new MacBook Pro in my hands right now...

[swmeek]

It's one of the most powerful graphics card out there Anthony!
I wish I had a brand new Samsung TV sitting in my bedroom!

[bri365]

You have your new tv but your little sister has hidden your remote.

I wish I didn't have to play these silly games

[swmeek]

Thankfully I don't have a little sister!

[wishfulanthony]

Oh no! I do have one, who's quite high maintenance (likes Prada, Gucci, Salvatore Ferragamo...), and she's just age 12!

I could only wish I could get a smaller laptop to carry it for more trips!

[bri365]

you get a Blackberry but discover it runs on Linux

I wish I was a train driver.

[wishfulanthony]

You would, but instead of being a train driver, you end up being a train mechanic.

I wish I could have a lovely girlfriend.

[swmeek]

Instead you get some drunken floozy from a biker bar.
I wish I'd go out and buy that new tv I want!

[wishfulanthony]

I don't know about that, but you get instead a black-and-white, battery operated TV. :))

I wish I could get scissors to make origami.

[bri365]

You get the scissors but they make you orgasm instead of origami

I wish I was friendly towards migrants

[wishfulanthony]

Wish granted... but, instead of friendly migrants, you get some arrogant people protesting in front of your home!

I wish I can have fresh tuna everyday.

[bri365]

Instead you get old crabs nipping your toes

I wish for a chocolate cake

[wishfulanthony]

Wish granted, but what you got is coffee cake with truffle topping instead.

I wish for an Egyptian Pyramid to be the place for my burial.

[bri365]

instead you get buried in a pop up tent.

I wish for wings so I can fly.

[wishfulanthony]

Wish granted, but your wings will just burn off after 5 minutes.

I wish I could have a mansion up in the Scottish Highlands.

[Valentine]

Wish granted. But it's so damn cold up there you freeze to death.

"I wish I could fly, away in the sky but I can't...."

[swmeek]

because some nutter shoots your butt and says he just shot a flying man! :ducks:
I wish I could swim underwater like a fish!

[Valentine]

I wish I could swim underwater like a fish!

Quote from Family Guy: "I wonder where that fish did go. A fish, a fish a fishy ohh!"

Granted, but as you attempt your first underwater experience, a shark devours you like a fat man eating a McDonalds.

I wish I could see through walls!

[bri365]

Wish granted but you live next door to an undertakers and a butchers so the view is very bleak

I wish I could go back in time and get lottery numbers for this week.

[swmeek]

Instead you go forward to the day before the sun goes supernova and your time machine breaks!
I wish I could buy a new home theater system.

[bri365]

you unwrap it to discover it is made by Amstrad.

I wish to see lot of breasts

[wishfulanthony]

Well... you get to see chicken breasts instead of what you're thinking, huh... :p

I wish I could go to Las Vegas.

[Valentine]

Granted, but the place is lit up like a Christmas tree everynight, the power explodes and you're left in complete darkness...forever.

I wish to control time.

[bri365]

your wish is granted but the time controls break and your stuck at work for enternity.

I wish I could walk through walls.

[Valentine]

Granted, but when you walk through your first wall, your powers are lost and you get stuck half-way. Unfortunately for you, all you see is male strippers 24.7.

I wish I didn't have to work, but still get paid at the end of the month!

[bri365]

(you can, it's called dole money) your wish is granted but you get payed in food stamps that you can only spend in Lidl

I wish I turn everything I touch to Gold

[swmeek]

Wish granted and then you accidently scratch your manhood!
Wish I could buy some new computer parts!

[bri365]

you get your computer parts only to find to find a week later that new versions are available.

I wish I could create a new Sims 3 add on

[wishfulanthony]

Wish granted, but what you get is that the CD is actually Sims 2.

I wish I could get a new Blackberry Phone powered in Europe.

[swmeek]

Wish granted but you get some cheap knockoff version that's made in Siberia that literally falls apart when you take it out of the package.
I wish they'd hurry up and get my fiber optic internet hooked up here where I live!

[bri365]

They hook you up but there is a break in the cable somewhere so you only get a speed of 3kbs a second.

I wish I could think of another forum game.

[wishfulanthony]

You could, but probably a few people would only play it.

I wish I could travel around the world... literally.

[bri365]

your wish is granted but you then spin out of control and burn up when you get too close to the Sun.

I wish someone invented pizza that was non fattening

[Valentine]

Granted, but Pizza Hut get the recipie and convert it to pasta..

I wish I was a race car driver.

[wishfulanthony]

Wish granted, but, you end up driving in soap box derby.

I wish I could get English football supporters to be brought to Edinburgh.

[bri365]

wish granted but they all decide to become cricket fans, Scotish cricket is a joke.

I wish I hadn't upset Valentine with my comment above. Sorry.

[Valentine]

Granted, Valentine hates cricket anyway, (thinks it a glorified copy of rounders!)

I wish for a wish that can't get corrupt! :D

[bri365]

your wish is granted but now it is you that has become corrupt, wanna buy dvd?

Wish I could think of more witty things to write

[Valentine]

Granted, but then you realise that the only person that would laugh at your 'witty things' is Ricky Gervais.

I wish that £100,000 was like 1p to me!

[bri365]

[QUOTE=Valentine;162635]Granted, but then you realise that the only person that would laugh at your 'witty things' is Ricky Gervais.QUOTE]

Valentine I'm gonna buy you a beer, I thought I was the only person who thinks that Ricky Gervais is ****e, this guy in unfunny, does not have any charisma and cannot act. Complete waste of space, (I think the same about Jonathon Ross).
So I'm not alone then, one beer in the kitty for you.

[wishfulanthony]

Oh boy... If you wish for beer, granted, but, what you get is pale Irish ale instead.

I just wish I have enough money for my tuition (amounting to $16,300)

[swmeek]

Wish granted but the money turns out to be counterfeit.
Wish I had more time to go fishing somewhere.

[Valentine]

[QUOTE=Valentine;162635]Granted, but then you realise that the only person that would laugh at your 'witty things' is Ricky Gervais.QUOTE]

Valentine I'm gonna buy you a beer, I thought I was the only person who thinks that Ricky Gervais is ****e, this guy in unfunny, does not have any charisma and cannot act. Complete waste of space, (I think the same about Jonathon Ross).
So I'm not alone then, one beer in the kitty for you.

I know I'm late in replying, but yes, he's crap. I actually find him annoying, the same goes for Jonathon Ross.

Swmeek, your wish is granted, but results in everyday becoming Groundhog Day!.

I wish to become a world class athlete.

[swmeek]

Wish granted but you get busted for using steroids and lose all those sneaker and cereal box promotions!
(you mean like the movie Groundhog Day ?)
I wish I owned a vintage Ford Mustang!

[Valentine]

(you mean like the movie Groundhog Day ?)
I wish I owned a vintage Ford Mustang!

Yeah :p

Granted, but as you drive you notice the chassis snap in half due to a "cut 'n' shut" job. (Cut N Shut is where a car is totally wrote off, Cat D Damage, or 'Totaled' in America, and is therefore welded to another Ford Mustang, well the undamaged part is...)

I wish for unlimited wishes!

[bri365]

Your wish is granted but your wishes are corrupt so they are worthless wishes.

Wish I didn't think naughty thoughts all the time.

[wishfulanthony]

Your wish is granted, but what you get though is a nightclub next door with all the women you want to caress all night long!

I wish I could rebuild the Tower Bridge in London and make it an expressway bridge.