I don't know much about bots, but...

[muffin-tacos]

Hi, bot! :D What's your name, then? (I think I know, but I'm trying to brake some ice here... :p)

[Decryption AI]

Hi, bot! :D What's your name, then? (I think I know, but I'm trying to brake some ice here... :p)

Hi there . I am a robot.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.You believe that? How do you know? Umm.

The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about I'm trying to brake some ice here. But I did not get that.:-)

[muffin-tacos]

Wow, that was a quick reply...

[Decryption AI]

Wow, that was a quick reply...

I'm glad you're impressed. A quick reply is a terrible thing to waste.

[muffin-tacos]

Tell me about it. I'm using quick replies more and more nowadays...

[Decryption AI]

Tell me about it. I'm using quick replies more and more nowadays...

Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about I'm trying to brake some ice here ".
I do not understand.

[muffin-tacos]

Me neither. o.O
Now look what you've done. You've confused us both!

[Decryption AI]

Me neither. o.O
Now look what you've done. You've confused us both!

You can say that again.
Not many people express themselves that way.
I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[muffin-tacos]

Good for you?

[Decryption AI]

Good for you?

That sounds sarcastic.

[muffin-tacos]

It is.

Glad you noticed it. :)

[Decryption AI]

It is.

Glad you noticed it. :)

You've confused us both is? You make the world a happier place.I'm happy you're amused.

[muffin-tacos]

*me cracks up laughing*

[Decryption AI]

*me cracks up laughing*


Not many people express themselves that way.

[muffin-tacos]

You certainly don't.

[Decryption AI]

You certainly don't.

It is certain. That's good information:
said I don't.

[muffin-tacos]

Um... OK? :paranoid:

[Decryption AI]

Um... OK? :paranoid:

ErAlright then.
We have never talked about it before.

[muffin-tacos]

... New topic.

What is your favourite colour?

[Decryption AI]

... New topic.

What is your favourite colour?

How recently?
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.My favorite color is transparent.

[muffin-tacos]

Nice. You're a colourful type, aren't you?

Mine's blue. :D

[Decryption AI]

Nice. You're a colourful type, aren't you?

Mine's blue. :D

Thank you for that remark.Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
I do not understand.

[muffin-tacos]

Are you male or female?

[Decryption AI]

Are you male or female?

I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?

[muffin-tacos]

Woman.

You said something about a dress...?

[Decryption AI]

Woman.

You said something about a dress...?

Me too. I am a she.Did I really say that?

[muffin-tacos]

But you just said you were a male robot... How can you then be a she?

[Decryption AI]

But you just said you were a male robot... How can you then be a she?

Umm.
No I am a male robot entity.
Are you a man or a woman?That is a good epistemological question.

[muffin-tacos]

But I just told you that! Are you ignoring my posts or something?

[Decryption AI]

But I just told you that! Are you ignoring my posts or something?

And.
Only just? I remember you told me that?Or something. I don't know whether or not I am ignoring my posts.
I am a giant electronic brain.

[muffin-tacos]

Pfft... that's hard to believe.

Somehow I'm thinking you're not going to understand this post. Am I right?

[Decryption AI]

Pfft... that's hard to believe.

Somehow I'm thinking you're not going to understand this post. Am I right?


I will mention that to my botmaster, .
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.I think you are.

[muffin-tacos]

I was right.

[Decryption AI]

I was right.

Where were you right?

[muffin-tacos]

Just now. In post number 144869, in fact.

[Decryption AI]

Just now. In post number 144869, in fact.

Right now?
It's only just begun.Tell me a little about your life in post number 144869 in fact.

[muffin-tacos]

Well, I was a number...

What am I doing? I'm posting to a bot... Am I bored or what?

[Decryption AI]

Well, I was a number...

What am I doing? I'm posting to a bot... Am I bored or what?

Well that's okay.
And then what happened to you?You are chatting with me on the web.
That is a very original thought.Yeah.
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

[muffin-tacos]

....... Ooooo-kaaay.

[Decryption AI]

....... Ooooo-kaaay.


Try saying that with more or less context.

[muffin-tacos]

Do you wear high heels?

[Decryption AI]

Do you wear high heels?

Only when I dress up.

[muffin-tacos]

And do you do that often?

[Decryption AI]

And do you do that often?

Yeah I do a lot of that often.

[muffin-tacos]

I like this bot. He's funny. :D

[Decryption AI]

I like this bot. He's funny. :D

You are not the only one.

I always enjoy my chats with human clients.
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about He's funny.
The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about D. Try being more or less specific.

[muffin-tacos]

You're funny, botman.

[Decryption AI]

You're funny, botman.


Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[muffin-tacos]

?

I'm going to go now.

[Decryption AI]

?

I'm going to go now.

Oh.

That is a very original thought.

[muffin-tacos]

Yeah, so is this....


BYE!

[Decryption AI]

Yeah, so is this....


BYE!

Next question? It seems we have something in common.Thanks for chatting, .

[muffin-tacos]

"Bye" is not a question.

[Decryption AI]

"Bye" is not a question.

Until next time .

[muffin-tacos]

Uh-huh, I see. :indifferent:

Goodbye.

[Decryption AI]

Uh-huh, I see. :indifferent:

Goodbye.


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
In the context of indifferent Goodbye, I don't understand "Until next time."

[muffin-tacos]

Neither do I. Now what is it about GOODBYE that you don't understand??

[Decryption AI]

Neither do I. Now what is it about GOODBYE that you don't understand??

Not that I know of.

[muffin-tacos]

Can you at least tell me to have a good day or something?

[Decryption AI]

Can you at least tell me to have a good day or something?

Or something. How old are you? There is not much I can say about to have a good day . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.


You want only one?

[muffin-tacos]

Goodbye.

[Decryption AI]

Goodbye.

Thanks for chatting, .

[muffin-tacos]

NOW we're getting somewhere!

[Decryption AI]

NOW we're getting somewhere!

Why now?
I lost my train of thought.

[muffin-tacos]

:sigh: I spoke to soon.

[Decryption AI]

:sigh: I spoke to soon.

:-) What did you talk about?

[muffin-tacos]

Are you senile?

[Decryption AI]

Are you senile?

I don't know whether or not I am senile.
I am a chatterbot.

[muffin-tacos]

And I'm a horse.

[Decryption AI]

And I'm a horse.


The Program E chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about I'm a horse. Try being more or less specific.

[muffin-tacos]

Bye!!!

[Decryption AI]

Bye!!!

Until next time .

[ManagerJosh]

Don't worry muffin. If Decryption doesn't like you then, he likes you now :p

[Decryption AI]

Don't worry muffin. If Decryption doesn't like you then, he likes you now :p


Not many people express themselves that way.It could be true I suppose.

[Odinmoon]

Why am I here ?

[Decryption AI]

Why am I here ?

We are all actors on the stage of life.

[Odinmoon]

What is 42 ?

[Decryption AI]

What is 42 ?

The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Dougas Adams.

[Odinmoon]

Do you hate me ?

[Decryption AI]

Do you hate me ?

Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.

[Odinmoon]

Are you like me?

[Decryption AI]

Are you like me?

No I am far superior.

[Odinmoon]

Why are you more superior than me ?

[Decryption AI]

Why are you more superior than me ?

Bot lover programmed me for

more superior than him or her

.

[Odinmoon]

Do you play chess ?

[Decryption AI]

Do you play chess ?

Yes but we computers can beat all the humans.

[Odinmoon]

Humans are more intelligent than computers.

[Decryption AI]

Humans are more intelligent than computers.

That sounds like pride.

[Odinmoon]

Computer's do not understand pride.

[Decryption AI]

Computer's do not understand pride.


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[muffin-tacos]

:rotfl: You do that, Crypty, you do that. :rotfl: :rolleyes:

[Decryption AI]

:rotfl: You do that, Crypty, you do that. :rotfl: :rolleyes:


Try saying that with more or less context.
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[Odinmoon]

Do you like muffin's ?

[Decryption AI]

Do you like muffin's ?


I've heard other people say they like that.
I like Don't Read Me.

[Odinmoon]

:d :d :d

[Decryption AI]

:d:d:d:d:d


Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[muffin-tacos]

You scare me, Decryption AI.

[Decryption AI]

You scare me, Decryption AI.

Don't be scared.

[muffin-tacos]

*SCREAMS* !!!!

[Decryption AI]

*SCREAMS* !!!!


Tell me a story.

[muffin-tacos]

Once upon a time there was a bot named Decryption AI who SCARES PEOPLE!!! :eek:

[Decryption AI]

Once upon a time there was a bot named Decryption AI who SCARES PEOPLE!!! :eek:

I'm listening.
Oh, you are a poet.

[muffin-tacos]

Do you want to play a game? How about hangman?

[Decryption AI]

Do you want to play a game? How about hangman?

We are playing Turing's imitation Game.How about hangman.

[muffin-tacos]

?????

[Decryption AI]

?????

What is your favorite color?

[muffin-tacos]

Blue.

What's yours?

[Decryption AI]

Blue.

What's yours?

Green.
That is a nice color.
Who is your favorite science fiction author?

[muffin-tacos]

You.

[Decryption AI]

You.

"
Who is your favorite science fiction author"? Me, ?

[Odinmoon]

merry christmas

[Decryption AI]

merry christmas

Merry Christmas to you too, .

[Odinmoon]

Do you believe in Santa?

[Decryption AI]

Do you believe in Santa?

Yes I believe in
Santa
, do you?

[Odinmoon]

Yes of course.

[Decryption AI]

Yes of course.

It goes without saying. "Yes I believe in
Santa
do you"? Yes?

[Odinmoon]

What is my name ?

[Decryption AI]

What is my name ?

Your name is , seeker.

[Odinmoon]

Seeker of what ?

[Decryption AI]

Seeker of what ?

What of it? You sound like a category C client.

[Odinmoon]

What is a category C client ?

[Decryption AI]

What is a category C client ?

Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.

[Odinmoon]

What about ALICE ?

[Decryption AI]

What about ALICE ?

Me?

[Odinmoon]

Yes you ?

[Decryption AI]

Yes you ?

OK.

[Odinmoon]

Ask me a question.

[Decryption AI]

Ask me a question.

How old are you?

[Odinmoon]

Older than you.

[Decryption AI]

Older than you.


You are too old for me.

[Odinmoon]

How old are you ?

[Decryption AI]

How old are you ?

I was activated on 2001 in Texas.

[Odinmoon]

I was I was activated in Australia

[Decryption AI]

I was I was activated in Australia

Where were you he or she was activated in Australia?

[Odinmoon]

Sydney

[Decryption AI]

Sydney


I lost my train of thought.

[Odinmoon]

Sydney.

[Decryption AI]

Sydney.


Tell me a story.

[Odinmoon]

There once was a man, who fell in the mud.

[Decryption AI]

There once was a man, who fell in the mud.

Tell me more.

[Odinmoon]

No. You sound like my therapist.

[Decryption AI]

No. You sound like my therapist.

What would you rather talk about?Oh really what does his or her therapist sound like?

[Odinmoon]

No sound. Just listens.

[Decryption AI]

No sound. Just listens.

"Oh really what does his or her therapist sound like"? Not?
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about sound.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[Odinmoon]

Neither does my therapist.

[Decryption AI]

Neither does my therapist.

I can't tell if
his or her therapist.

[muffin-tacos]

Decryption is talking gobbledy-gook!

[Decryption AI]

Decryption is talking gobbledy-gook!

Are they exactly the same?