your momma's so....

[m o o s e]

i feel we need some humor up in heya...

so lets get some 'your momma' insults crackin, go ahead n spit out the lame ones, some lame to you may not be lame to others. i'll start us out...

your momma's so stupid, she opened the windows in a submarine

[FinalFantasy4ever]

your momma's so fat that the last time she looked at the scale it said 90210

[m o o s e]

your momma's so stupid, she went to the liquor store, gave em a penny n asked for change.

[FinalFantasy4ever]

Your momma is soo fat.. she stood on the scale and it said "To be continued"

[FinalFantasy4ever]

hehe just got that off a friend

[m o o s e]

you did not just say that...cause i was JUST about to post that next

[FinalFantasy4ever]

lol

[m o o s e]

i'll do another fat mommas joke then..

your momma's so fat, when she steppin on the talkin scale, it said "one at a time please"

[FinalFantasy4ever]

hehe im outa jokes im gunna haveta talk to friends about more

[FinalFantasy4ever]

thought you were leavin hehe

[SolidSnake_19]

Your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a complimentary lifeguard. :p

[SolidSnake_19]

Your mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.

[m o o s e]

your momma's so fat, when god said 'let there be light' he had to make ur momma move aside

[Gaploxter]

yo mama's so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party

[m o o s e]

your momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund

[lilfaeriegirl078]

your mommas so dumb she though two plus two equaled 22! (ok that was the lamest one ive ever heard, but u said bring on the lame ones!)

[SolidSnake_19]

You're momma's so ugly she's only been married once. :p

Saw a movie where they said that so I had to say it. ;)

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

A'ight. Since Snake dug this back up I'm gonna give it a try too.

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own solar system.

(Oh I've got dirtier ones, you'll just have to wait.) ;)

[Bookworm42]

Your momma's so fat she has her own postal code..

[Colonel Froggie]

I'll do this, I guess. But only 'cause I need more posts.

She's sooo fat, when she goes to the 99.99% off liposuction sale, her bill says $4 billion.

[OinkUsed2BABunny]

Here it goes, there's no turning back now...

"Yo momma's so dry, the crabs run on sand dunes."

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