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m o o s e
07-29-2003, 11:37 PM
i feel we need some humor up in heya...

so lets get some 'your momma' insults crackin, go ahead n spit out the lame ones, some lame to you may not be lame to others. i'll start us out...

your momma's so stupid, she opened the windows in a submarine
FinalFantasy4ever
07-29-2003, 11:38 PM
your momma's so fat that the last time she looked at the scale it said 90210
m o o s e
07-29-2003, 11:43 PM
your momma's so stupid, she went to the liquor store, gave em a penny n asked for change.
FinalFantasy4ever
07-29-2003, 11:46 PM
Your momma is soo fat.. she stood on the scale and it said "To be continued"
FinalFantasy4ever
07-29-2003, 11:47 PM
hehe just got that off a friend
m o o s e
07-29-2003, 11:52 PM
you did not just say that...cause i was JUST about to post that next
FinalFantasy4ever
07-29-2003, 11:55 PM
lol
m o o s e
07-29-2003, 11:58 PM
i'll do another fat mommas joke then..

your momma's so fat, when she steppin on the talkin scale, it said "one at a time please"
FinalFantasy4ever
07-29-2003, 11:59 PM
hehe im outa jokes im gunna haveta talk to friends about more
FinalFantasy4ever
07-30-2003, 12:09 AM
thought you were leavin hehe
SolidSnake_19
07-30-2003, 08:29 AM
Your mama's so fat her cereal bowl came with a complimentary lifeguard. :p
SolidSnake_19
07-30-2003, 08:32 AM
Your mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
m o o s e
07-30-2003, 10:28 AM
your momma's so fat, when god said 'let there be light' he had to make ur momma move aside
Gaploxter
07-30-2003, 11:35 AM
yo mama's so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party
m o o s e
07-30-2003, 11:49 AM
your momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
lilfaeriegirl078
08-06-2003, 12:48 PM
your mommas so dumb she though two plus two equaled 22! (ok that was the lamest one ive ever heard, but u said bring on the lame ones!)
SolidSnake_19
11-04-2003, 07:53 PM
You're momma's so ugly she's only been married once. :p

Saw a movie where they said that so I had to say it. ;)
OinkUsed2BABunny
11-04-2003, 09:05 PM
A'ight. Since Snake dug this back up I'm gonna give it a try too.

Yo momma's so fat, she has her own solar system.

(Oh I've got dirtier ones, you'll just have to wait.) ;)
Bookworm42
11-05-2003, 03:10 PM
Your momma's so fat she has her own postal code..
Colonel Froggie
11-05-2003, 03:14 PM
I'll do this, I guess. But only 'cause I need more posts.

She's sooo fat, when she goes to the 99.99% off liposuction sale, her bill says $4 billion.
OinkUsed2BABunny
11-05-2003, 07:22 PM
Here it goes, there's no turning back now...

"Yo momma's so dry, the crabs run on sand dunes."

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