PDA

View Full Version : ComeBacks...


ManagerJosh
10-09-2002, 09:50 PM
This is strictly for humor folks. If it gets out of hand, I'm locking it up and throwing away the key.

Please observe the following rules while posting here...

1) Comebacks aren't directed at a person directly
2) Comebacks aren't directed towards someone's family remember
3) Keep a level of decency
4) Nothing Obscene (over PG-13)
5) Don't offend anyone.
ManagerJosh
10-09-2002, 09:51 PM
I'll start it off :)


You are so fat that when you went to school, you sat next to EVERYBODY. :)
Jake
10-09-2002, 09:58 PM
i'm better at sarcastic stuff.... right at the moment kind of thing. and i could prolly offend some one.. but then so could eveyrone
Tweety
10-10-2002, 03:54 PM
I don't think you're an idiot, but what's my opinion campared to that of thousands of others?

www.insults.net
Helén
10-10-2002, 04:40 PM
Why is men always putting in expensive and firstclass stereos in junk cars? Because they seem to think the car runs better on good music. :p:p:p

*shakes her head and hops away*
lewdini
10-10-2002, 10:51 PM
Lol!!!
Bryan
10-11-2002, 01:53 PM
Does that mean we cant say Your Moma
ManagerJosh
10-11-2002, 02:04 PM
Yes dude..that would be directing an insult at someone


You are so fat that when you went on a diet, three undeveloped nations had enough to eat.
Bryan
10-11-2002, 02:08 PM
thats a good one ;)

Your so stupid you got hit by a parked car :D that one is old :D
Helén
10-11-2002, 02:11 PM
:D Sheesh!!! :D LOL!!! :D
This is a poster I actually have on my bathroomdoor. Why? It always annoy someone hehe. Got a copy from my physician and it's supposed to be a Polish say:

"A woman that beats her husband on a regular basis, is apt to be both fast and mobile."
:p:p:p
Bryan
10-11-2002, 02:15 PM
hmm...
timz2rules
10-12-2002, 07:24 PM
*thinks* sarcasm is what i use...
Bryan
10-12-2002, 09:10 PM
Hey Thats Mine!! YOU Stole It!!
ManagerJosh
10-12-2002, 10:48 PM
I wouldn't say your stupid, but when testing your IQ, you couldn't even test it...You had to dig for it.
timz2rules
10-12-2002, 11:52 PM
um no dude, i didn't, thats what i've been using...

"Your so dumb, when you goto turn on the thinking lightbulb, it burns out"

that ones sad...
ManagerJosh
10-13-2002, 12:25 AM
I wouldn't say your fat, but you made it onto Jenny Craig's Ten Most Wanted List :D
lewdini
10-15-2002, 12:15 AM
your iq is so low...we have to dig for it!
Jake
10-15-2002, 03:16 PM
if your smart, then a cow is a genius...
lewdini
10-15-2002, 06:44 PM
what makes you think you are fat, fatso?
ManagerJosh
10-15-2002, 07:30 PM
I wouldn't say your fat, but last time you went on a ferris wheel, the people on the very top starved to death :D
Helén
10-16-2002, 01:38 AM
Why does it takes 101 of bin Ladens men to change a light bulb?

One holds the bulb and the rest screws the house...
ManagerJosh
10-16-2002, 02:02 PM
You are so short that you need a ladder to climb up the curb :D
lewdini
10-16-2002, 07:30 PM
You are so stupid...you were outwitted by a dimwit
Helén
10-17-2002, 11:37 PM
You're so short I believe you can dangle you legs sitting on the carpet
ManagerJosh
10-19-2002, 10:16 PM
You are so fat that you fell into the grand canyon and got stuck
Helén
10-20-2002, 04:41 PM
LOL! and Yikes! :laugh:
Droz
11-12-2002, 03:20 PM
You've hit rock bottom and proceeded to dig.
Emidio
11-12-2002, 03:24 PM
This is a feminist one, I don't like :p

"How many men are needed to change the higienic paper roll? None. They have never done that"

Guys, this is a bit true

ps: sometimes i change the higienic paper... this is a bit true :laugh: :laugh:
Droz
11-12-2002, 03:41 PM
There are no wrong answers, however, if there were, that would be it.
Helén
11-12-2002, 05:18 PM
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!

hehe..
Droz
11-12-2002, 05:22 PM
Women were only an afterthought, made FOR the man.
Helén
11-12-2002, 05:35 PM
Heh! You really say?? LOL!! Chew at this one then :laugh: :p

"The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs "
Droz
11-12-2002, 05:41 PM
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent ...wedding cake.
Helén
11-12-2002, 05:49 PM
LOL!!! Poor Guy on the wedding night then..... a sound sleeping wife.. LOL

You're a lot of fun!!! *hugs*
Droz
11-12-2002, 06:01 PM
Another *random* one:

You look like something one would find behind the toilet at a cheap motel.
Helén
11-14-2002, 11:03 AM
Omg!. That was a meanie!!! LOL!! Here's another:

"Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks"
Droz
11-14-2002, 01:18 PM
"We're sorry, you can't fit on the airplane... any airplane."
Helén
11-14-2002, 07:33 PM
"When you feel for singing.. just don't. I don't want my windows broke."
PhilipTarbuck
11-15-2002, 06:58 AM
Men never grow up, but women are never young.
PhilipTarbuck
11-15-2002, 07:01 AM
Red Adair (the man who puts out fires in oil rigs) was giving a speech somewhere in the UK. Any Questions? Yes, said one man. How many people does it take for you to stay in the field? ask one man. Red Adair said he would start the answer by asking the man the same question. Apparently there were around 20 (or it could have been 50) in the office supporting the man in the street. Red Adair said that in his business there was Mabel, who typed the bills.
ManagerJosh
11-15-2002, 10:28 AM
Back on subject....

You are so fast that you made it onto Jenny Craig's 10 most wanted list


(background info: Jenny Craig is a well known diet place in the states)