4 word story

[Vchat20]

some of you might have seen these before. basically you have to develop a story 4 words at a time. no more, no less. and it has to make some sense ;). ill start you all off.

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Today we find our...

[Mirelly]

losses were a lot ...

[Lynet]

more than we could ...

[surprised_by_witches]

have reasonably expected to ...

[Mirelly]

sustain. But Lallia was ...

[babewithbrains_14]

sick and tired of ...

[surprised_by_witches]

being the one to ...

[babewithbrains_14]

put lids on jam ...

[suitemichelle]

and jars of pickles. ....

[Lynet]

Aubrey, however, was good ...

[Mirelly]

to Lallia and bought ...

[surprised_by_witches]

... a chihuahua who was ...

[babewithbrains_14]

very fond of pickles ...

[kuponutty]

and dragons because of...

[Lynet]

Puff. Now there is ...

[suitemichelle]

food for thought, however....

[Mirelly]

hard Lallia keeps trying ...

[sailorchiiavalon]

to stop Aubrey buying....

[babewithbrains_14]

pickles for the dog . . .

[surprised_by_witches]

He refuses, saying that ...

[Mirelly]

dogs without pickles aren't ...

[Lynet]

friendly. Meanwhile, Cousin Millicent ...

[surprised_by_witches]

makes mince pies with ...

[Mirelly]

corned beef and chopped ...

[Lynet]

onions for Lallia and ...

[surprised_by_witches]

eye of newt and ...

[Lynet]

hair of dog with

[Mirelly]

mushrooms for Aubrey.
"Hubble ...

[Lynet]

clutched his stomach, sickened ...

[surprised_by_witches]

by the stench of ...

[Mirelly]

fear," said Gonzo, the ...


[Pay attention to the punctuation peeps :p ]

[surprised_by_witches]

Clairvoyant, "Not from poisoned ...

[Sylla]

apples" as he shook

[surprised_by_witches]

the Magic Eight Ball

[Mirelly]

he found under the ...

[surprised_by_witches]

apple tree, which has ...

[babewithbrains_14]

extremely rotten, rank fruit . . .

[surprised_by_witches]

, which might have caused ...

[Lynet]

Hubble's upset. Meanwhile, back ...

[Mirelly]

at the ranch, Teela ...

[surprised_by_witches]

was trying to decide ...

[Lynet]

what to tell Igor ...

[Vchat20]

heres a current compiled version of the story:

Today we find our losses were a lot more than we could have reasonably expected to sustain. But Lallia was sick and tired of being the one to put lids on jam and jars of pickles. Aubrey, however, was good to Lallia and bought a chihuahua who was very fond of pickles and dragons because of Puff. Now there is food for thought, however Lallia keeps trying to stop Aubrey buying pickles for the dog. He refuses, saying that dogs without pickles aren't friendly. Meanwhile, Cousin Millicent makes mince pies with corned beef and chopped onions for Lallia and eye of newt and hair of dog with mushrooms for Aubrey. "Hubble clutched his stomach, sickened by the stench of fear," said Gonzo, the Clairvoyant, "Not from poisoned apples" as he shook the Magic Eight Ball he found under the apple tree, which has extremely rotten, rank fruit, which might have caused Hubble's upset. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Teela was trying to decide what to tell Igor...

ill continue:

...as she was cooking...

[Mirelly]

her wedding ring in ...

[babewithbrains_14]

Igor's favourite snake pie.

[surprised_by_witches]

It was a spell ...

[babewithbrains_14]

to make him allergic . . .

[Mirelly]

to gorilla dandruff. However ...

[Kristalrose]

There was no gorillia. :D

[babewithbrains_14]

So Teela conjured up . . .

[reignofevil]

A Yellow kitten named ...

[Mirelly]

Stripey, who was partial ...

[Lynet]

to dandelions and stewed ...

[Sylla]

kippers, to summon the....

[Lynet]

Pumpkin King back to ...

[babewithbrains_14]

'life, back to reality' . . .

[Lynet]

But he said, "I'm ...

[Mirelly]

sorry but I lost ...

[babewithbrains_14]

my candle - no brain!"

[surprised_by_witches]

"Wow, a talking kitten ...

[Mirelly]

is unusual," said the ...

[babewithbrains_14]

teeny tiny little rock.

[Lynet]

So teeny, in fact ...

[Lynet]

that Danforth coudn't find

[babewithbrains_14]

it. So Teela decided . . .

[Lynet]

to end the tale? :confused:

[babewithbrains_14]

But changed her mind! :D

[surprised_by_witches]

"Oh please noooooo" said

[Shintoga]

The teeny tiny rock

[babewithbrains_14]

but he had amnesia.

[Lynet]

:bandit: Then Igor, the bandit, ...

[surprised_by_witches]

Stole the rock's best

[Shintoga]

Pair of navy slacks:D

[surprised_by_witches]

Which didn't fit him

[Lynet]

but he wore them ...

[Shintoga]

anyway. He kept tripping

[surprised_by_witches]

Because they wouldn't go

[Lynet]

either up or down !! :o

[surprised_by_witches]

The rock laughed and

[babewithbrains_14]

farted at the same

[surprised_by_witches]

time causing it to

[Lynet]

roll downhill toward the ...

[surprised_by_witches]

Pit of boiling lava

[kuponutty]

and a bottomless pit.

[Lynet]

But the little rock ...

[Shintoga]

Suddenly grew some legs?:p

[surprised_by_witches]

"Wings would be better!"

[Shintoga]

thought the rock, and

[surprised_by_witches]

sprouted a nice pair

[babewithbrains_14]

of golden fluffy wings

[surprised_by_witches]

batter fried like chicken

[Lynet]

which he flapped furiously ...

[Shintoga]

But they were nuggets!:p

[surprised_by_witches]

"Mmmm .... where's the sauce?"

[Shintoga]

In the lava pit?:rolleyes:

[babewithbrains_14]

No way - too spicy!

[surprised_by_witches]

Not to mention dangerous. ;)

[kuponutty]

Mmmmm.... Fried Chicken..... The

[suitemichelle]

rock hit an unexpected ...

[babewithbrains_14]

bump. T'was another rock!

[surprised_by_witches]

It was love at ...

[Shintoga]

First sight. The rocks

[surprised_by_witches]

eloped, and built themselves

[Shintoga]

Into a boulder, which

[surprised_by_witches]

was Home Sweet Home

[babewithbrains_14]

Lived happily ever after?

[kuponutty]

But the rock's wife...

[Shintoga]

Was soon pregnant with...

[Sylla]

a new baby pebble....

[Lynet]

and named him Lumpy.

[kuponutty]

Just like Chewbacca's son!

[Lynet]

Listening for Hans Solo ;)

(Or is it Han--Can't remember :o )

[surprised_by_witches]

Lumpy was soon followed ...

(It's Han Solo. ;) )

[Shintoga]

By Lumpetta. His sister:D

[suitemichelle]

and again with Pebblypoo

[kuponutty]

Lumpy's pet dinosaur and

(Flintstone's flash here!)

[Shintoga]

Dilbert the Sabre-tooth cat?

[surprised_by_witches]

They needed a bigger

[babewithbrains_14]

Cave. So they moved.

[I'm really lost!]

[Shintoga]

Was that the end?:D

[suitemichelle]

no, only the beginning...

[Lynet]

because Puff is back ...

[surprised_by_witches]

With Jackie Paper and ...

[Shintoga]

the electrifying, death defying...

[suitemichelle]

Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts...

[Shintoga]

Club. With nails in...:D

[Lynet]

the wicked end. :eek: They ...

[suitemichelle]

blew the whistle but

[surprised_by_witches]

overtime was called, so

[Lynet]

the linemen marched forward ...

[suitemichelle]

and while they did...

[jupitershana]

the rock's wife screamed

[kuponutty]

"I've got feathers!!!!!!" The

[surprised_by_witches]

rocks were evolving into ...

[Shintoga]

rocs:D and flew up

[kuponutty]

in the air sparkling

[Shintoga]

above the advancing army

[jupitershana]

but baby Lumpy couldn't...

[Shintoga]

fly. He still only

[babewithbrains_14]

baby wings. But then...

[kuponutty]

the advancing army came...

[babewithbrains_14]

but Lumpy was too

[Shintoga]

young to fly. He

[suitemichelle]

scurried into the bushes....

[babewithbrains_14]

And hid for eternity.

[That would be a good place for 'resulting in the end'. :D )

[Lynet]

Or so he thought ...

[jupitershana]

when suddenly Lallia came...

[Shintoga]

to the rescue! She

[kuponutty]

held him up and...

[babewithbrains_14]

hit him very hard.

[Shintoga]

"Snap out of it!"

[babewithbrains_14]

Lumpy sprang into action.

[suitemichelle]

and rolled down the

[Shintoga]

hill, towards the army...

[Lynet]

which was far smaller ...

[Shintoga]

From this distance, but

[kuponutty]

the army assulted Lumpy

[Shintoga]

and left him for:cry:

[suitemichelle]

kitty litter by the

[Rowanstaff]

side of the road.

[Lynet]

Along comes a kitty ...

[jupitershana]

who took one sniff

[babewithbrains_14]

And did a poopie.

[Lynet]

Fortunately, Lumpy moved FAST ...

[kuponutty]

and avoided the waste.

[Vchat20]

ok. long forgotten update:

Today we find our losses were a lot more than we could have reasonably expected to sustain. But Lallia was sick and tired of being the one to put lids on jam and jars of pickles. Aubrey, however, was good to Lallia and bought a chihuahua who was very fond of pickles and dragons because of Puff. Now there is food for thought, however Lallia keeps trying to stop Aubrey buying pickles for the dog. He refuses, saying that dogs without pickles aren't friendly. Meanwhile, Cousin Millicent makes mince pies with corned beef and chopped onions for Lallia and eye of newt and hair of dog with mushrooms for Aubrey. "Hubble clutched his stomach, sickened by the stench of fear," said Gonzo, the Clairvoyant, "Not from poisoned apples" as he shook the Magic Eight Ball he found under the apple tree, which has extremely rotten, rank fruit, which might have caused Hubble's upset. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Teela was trying to decide what to tell Igor as she was cooking her wedding ring in Igor's favourite snake pie. It was a spell to make him allergic to gorilla dandruff. Hoewever, there was no gorilla. So Teela conhured up a yellow kitten named stripey, who was partial to dandelions and stewed kippers, to summon the Pumpkin king back to life, back to reality. But He said, "I'm sorry, but i lost my candle - no brain!" "Wow, a talking kitten is unusual," said the teeny tiny little rock. So teeny, in fact that Danforth couldnt find it. So Teela decided to end the tale. But changed her mind! "Oh please noooooo!" said the teeny tiny rock, but he had amnesia. Then Igor, the bandit, stole the rocks best pair of navy slacks which didnt fit him, but he wore them anyway. He kept tripping because they wouldnt go up or down! The rock laughed and farted at the same time causing it to roll downhill toward the pit of boiling lava and a bottomless pit. But the little rock suddenly grew some legs. "Wings would be better" thought the rock, and spouted a nice pair of golden fluffy wings batter fried like chicken which he flapped furiously. But they were nuggets! "Mmmm...wheres the sauce? In the lava pit? No way - too spicy! Not to mention dangerous. Mmmm...fried chicken." The rock hit an unexpected bump. T'was another rock! It was love at first sight. The rocks eloped and built themselves into a boulder, which was home sweet home. Lived Happily ever after? But the rock's wife was soon pregnant with a new baby pebble and named him Lumpy. Just like Chewbacca's son! Listening for Han Solo. Lumpy was soon followed by Lumpetta, his sister, and again with Pebblypoo, Lumpy's pet dinosaur, and Dilbert the savre-tooth cat. They needed a bigger cave. So they moved. Was that the end? No, only the beginning because Puff is back with Jackie Paper and the electrifying, death defying Sgt. Peppper's lonely hearts Club. With nails in the wicked end. They blew the whistle but overtime was called, so the linemen marched forward and while they did the rock's wife screamed "I've got feathers!!!!!" The rocks were evolving into rocs and flew up in the air sparkling above the advancing army but baby Lumpy couldnt fly. He still had only baby wings. But then the advancing army came but Lumpy was too young to fly. He scurried into the bushes and hid for eternity. Or so he thought when suddenly Lallia came to the rescue! She held him up and hit him very hard. "Snap out of it!" Lumpy sprang into action and rolled down the hill, towards the army which was far smaller from this distance, but the army assaulted Lumpy and left him for kitty litter by the side of the road. Along comes a kitty who took one sniff and did a poopie. Fortunately, lumpy moved FAST and avoided the waste.

wow. talk about a really funkie story. lol and I continue:

Meanwhile, Lallia was laughing...

[kuponutty]

uncontrollably and started rolling...

[jupitershana]

down the hill after

[kuponutty]

A hairy, dirty hotdog!

[Lynet]

A present for kitty!

[Shintoga]

Or was it revenge?:D

[babewithbrains_14]

Guess we'll never know.

[Shintoga]

Because at that moment...

[Lynet]

she remembered that Aubrey ...

[Mirelly]

and his brother Geoff

(edited cos I couldn't understand why I'd posted that! :o )

[Shintoga]

had many good times

[Mirelly]

polishing Puff's nose. Little ...

[suitemichelle]

jackie papers loved that...

[Lynet]

shiny red dragon nose


...(edited cos I couldn't understand why I'd posted that! :o ) (yeah, I didn't post any more for a while becuase I was trying to understand yours :rolleyes: )

[Shintoga]

like Rudolph's, the red:D

[Lynet]

nosed cowboy, who had

[jupitershana]

pink spurs and purple

[kuponutty]

Lingerie! Santa was very...

[babewithbrains_14]

pleased with pink spurs

[jupitershana]

but not so happy

[Lynet]

with Rudolph's choice of

[kuponutty]

Underwear. He told him

[Lynet]

"Keep your pants on!"

[Shintoga]

"while you're flying!" then

[Lynet]

Santa went back to

[Shintoga]

his grotto to get

[jupitershana]

a lump of coal...

[Lynet]

for Laura Ashley's sock.

[jupitershana]

Naughty Laura Ashley had...

[Lynet]

hurt Cowboy Rudolph's feelings

[kuponutty]

and that made him...

[Lynet]

ride his horse to

[jupitershana]

Puff's cave. Where he

[suitemichelle]

commiserated with Puff over....

[Lynet]

their girlfriend troubles. Then ...

[suitemichelle]

straightening up Puff decided....

[Lynet]

he loved Lallia more...

[Lynet]

then anything in the ...

[kuponutty]

dumpster. Then, Laila came...

[suitemichelle]

along and he realized.......

[Shintoga]

"It's now or never!"

[sexy-babe101]

im getting married in

[Shintoga]

December, he sang, as

[Lynet]

he buttoned his collar...

[babewithbrains_14]

and swung his hips.

[ringleesim]

he fell down and...

[Mirelly]

"That don't impress me ...

[Lynet]

none," said Lallia, smiling.

[Shintoga]

She helped him up

[Lynet]

and kissed his nose

[Shintoga]

brushed away the dust

[ringleesim]

sprayed him with a...

[Lynet]

dose of Old Spice

[kuponutty]

which made him sneeze.

[jupitershana]

"BLESS YOU!" said the...

[babewithbrains_14]

snowman, who was watching

[Lynet]

from behind the bushes.

[jupitershana]

Lallia faced the snowman...

[kuponutty]

and looked in awe.

[jupitershana]

"A snowman that talks!"

[Lynet]

She forgot about Puff :(

[suitemichelle]

who fell on the

[Lynet]

floor and kicked his

[Shintoga]

ball across the floor

[Mirelly]

playfully.

"I bet that ...

[Lynet]

she comes back to ...

[jupitershana]

dance the polka with...

[Mirelly]

Michael," said Persephone.

"Who ....

[babewithbrains_14]

smells like cottage cheese.'

[reignofevil]

And doesn't wear shampoo .

[Lynet]

But Lumpy the rock

[resmc157]

...was still very happy...

[djrules5454]

...like cows in a...

[Shintoga]

...field, chewing the daisies.

[Lynet]

"Daisies?" thought Lumpy, hungrily ...

[Shintoga]

"Pity rocks can't eat

[Lynet]

but we can dance!"

[jupitershana]

"Everyone disco!" shouted Puff

[Shintoga]

as he did the

[resmc157]

...disco ball shattered into...

[Lynet]

stardust, sprinkling everyone around ...

[Lynet]

Except the stable Lumpy...

[Lynet]

...who said, THE END.

[Mirelly]

Bravo Lynet! I'd forgotten all about this thread. Can it really be 4 weeks since anyone looked in?

All the same, I'm glad its all over and that dear old Lumpy survived the final madness ... :rolleyes:

[reignofevil]

sady lumpy would learn...