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05-27-2006, 01:14 AM
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The Sims 2 University Expansion Pack
Courses and Subjects
Undeclared Major
The study of … Indecision. Sims with are undeclared major status aren’t lazy, they’re just not quite sure what their passion is yet. Unfortunately, a Sim student can’t stay without a declared major forever. Students should get to the phone or computer to get in touch with the registrar before Junior year, or else the school might make the decision for them – and who knows what they’ll pick?
Ideal Careers:
Focused Skills:
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: The World: A Survey of Everything that Ever Happened (15:00-17:00)
2nd Semester: Academic Argument: Beyond ‘Did Not, Did Too’ (8:00-11:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Workshop: Writing More Goodly (20:00-22:00)
2nd Semester: Intro To Philosophy: Your Insignificant Place in the Universe (18:00-20:00)
Art Major
Art: the study of visual forms. What better pursuit than to devote one’s life to the pursuit of the beautiful or thought provoking? While the disciplines are diverse indeed, all artists are brought together with one goal: creation
Ideal Careers:
Artist
Culinary
Slacker Focused Skills:
Cooking, Mechanical, Charisma, Creativity
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Stick Figures: Lowering the Bar (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Life Drawing: An Excuse to See Naked People (17:00-19:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Underwater Basket Weaving: Art Meets Fitness (10:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Oil Painting and Other Ways to Poison Oneself (19:00-21:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Art History 1: Artists You’ll Never be as Good As (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Art History 2: Artists You’re Already Way Better Than (9:00-11:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Impressionism and other Blurry Movements (19:00-22:00)
2nd Semester: Conceptual Arts: No, Really. It’s Art (8:00-10:00)
Drama Major
Drama: the study of performance. Sims are born to perform, be it dancing, joking, or “busting a move”. However, it is only those Sims who delve into Drama that manage to transcend merrymaking and create art.
Ideal Careers:
Athletic
Politics
Show Business Focused Skills:
Charisma, Body, Creativity, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: The History of Ancient Drama: When Every Play Ended with Death (10:00-12:00)
2nd Semester: Improvisation: Because Scripts are for Wusses (19:00-21:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Pratfalls, and Other Ways to Give up your Dignity (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Costume Design: Because Naked Actors are Distracting (14:00-16:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Moving Pretentiously: A Modern Dance Workshop (18:00-21:00)
2nd Semester: Stage Combat without Killing Your Peers (17:00-19:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: The One-Sim Show: Drama for Those Who Don’t Play Well with Others (11:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: Characterization: Becoming Someone More Interesting than You (15:00-17:00)
Psychology Major
Psychology: the study if the mind. Everyone is aware of the complexity of a Sim’s brain, but few understand its workings. A Sim is indeed a wild mix of aspirations, personalities, and base instinct – and perhaps only one who studies psychology could understand the method behind this madness.
Ideal Careers:
Business
Law Enforcement
Paranormal Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Charisma, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Introduction to Psychology: We are too a science! (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Animal Behavior: Of Mazes And Cheeses (9:00-11:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Abnormal Psychology: A Guide to Misdiagnosing Your Friends (12:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: The Prefrontal Lobe And Other Optional Brain Parts (19:00-22:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Cognitive Dissonance: Recognizing How Broken Your Brain Is (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Emotions: Don’t Fear the Amygdala (16:00-19:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Negative Interactions: What Happened to Deviance? (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Advanced Antonomy: Finding the Best Action (18:00-20:00)
History Major
History: the study of the past. From the paintings of the earliest Caveism to last week’s change of menu at our local schools, those who study History often go into military service or politics, due to their desire to reverse the mistakes of the past to make a better future for Simkind.
Ideal Careers:
Artist
Military
PoliticsFocused Skills:
Charisma, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Intro to History: People More Important Than You (20:00-22:00)
2nd Semester: Civilization: Why It’s Rarely Very Civil (15:00-17:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Revisionism: It’s Not Libel If They’re Dead (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Memorizing Names and Dates: An Alternative to Learning (12:00-14:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Ethnography: Why Those People Seem Strange (13:00-15:00)
2nd Semester: Political Science Majors: Why You Should Hate Them (15:00-18`:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Anthropology: Not as Cool as in the Movies (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Historic Pessimism: Why We’ll Never Learn (13:00-15:00)
Physics Major
Physics: the study of the many forms of the energy. Those who study physics learn the intricacies of the world around us, allowing them to harness nature to dot amazing things. In other words, Physicists give society cool things like lasers and catapults.
Ideal Careers:
Medicine
Paranormal
Science Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Newtonian Physics 1: Measuring Falling Stuff (9:00-11:00)
2nd Semester: Newtonian Physics 2: Measuring Rolling Stuff (13:00-15:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Lasers: Ruining Your Eyesight (17:00-20:00)
2nd Semester: General Relativity: Pretending to Understand (19:00-22:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Quantum Mechanics: Why You’re Wrong (8:00-10:00)
2nd Semester: Lab: Plasma Is Fun (19:00-21:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Stellar Astrophysics: Too Far Away to Matter (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: The Strange Charm Quarks (10:00-12:00)
Literature Major
Literature: the study of the written word. Reading and writing may seem like a basic skill, but language is power, and those who study literature can harness this power to convince, educate, or dominate other Sims.
Ideal Careers:
Criminal
Show Business
Slacker Focused Skills:
Charisma, Creativity, Mechanical, Body
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: How To Judge a Book By Its Cover (13:00-15:00)
2nd Semester: Haiku: Form Over Function (12:00-15:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Words Ending with –eth: A Shakespearean Study (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: The Girl From Nantucket and other Famous Limericks (11:00-13:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Iambic Pentameter: DaDum DaDum DaDum DaDum DaDum (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Understanding C.London’s Complete Works: Good Luck, Kid (9:00-11:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Using Bizarre Metaphors: Life is Feeding Baked Alaska to Zombies (14:00-17:00)
2nd Semester: Senior Project: Translations From the Simlish (15:00-17:00)
Political Science Major
Political Science: the study of the people and power. Those who study political science gain a knowledge of the workings of people in groups, and learn the subtle skill of manipulation and influence. This command over other Sims can lead to a number of careers, including, of course, politics.
Ideal Careers:
Military
Politics
Show Business Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Charisma, Body
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: The Soapbox and You (8:00-10:00)
2nd Semester: Feudalism: Serf’s Up! (18:00-20:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Patriotism: Why Every Country is Worse Than Yours (9:00-11:00)
2nd Semester: Lab: Making Your Own Monarchy (19:00-22:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Plutocracy: Buying the Vote (17:00-20:00)
2nd Semester: Protesters: When to Repress (12:00-14:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: History Majors: Why You Should Hate Them (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Senior Project: Questionable Fundraising Internship (10:00-12:00)
Mathematics Major
Mathematics: the study of numbers and basic forms. Math is not something that comes naturally to every Sim, but those that learn to understand it can see the patterns and science all around them, and have uncanny insight into the mechanical and logical.
Ideal Careers:
Criminal
Natural Scientist
Science Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Remedial Addition: The Fingers and Toes Techniques (13:00-15:00)
2nd Semester: P=NP and other Straightforward Proofs (15:00-18:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: PEMDAS and You (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Stopping Robot Hordes: Dividing By Zero (18:00-20:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: 3D Geometry: Re-Imagining the PlumbBob (15:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Reasoning with Irrational Numbers (19:00-21:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Mathematics in Nature: Pinecones and the Golden Ration (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: 1337 Ways to Write a Lemma (13:00-15:00)
Economics Major
Economics: the study of services and commodities. It is has to do with simoleons, these folks know about it. It isn’t an easy job, but a talented economist who can figure out the markets makes quite the businessperson.
Ideal Careers:
Business
Politics
Show Business Focused Skills:
Charisma, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Why Money Does Grow on Some Trees (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Works is for Losers: A Counterfeiting Workshop (18:00-20:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Economic Forecasting: Guessing Never Hurt Anybody (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Laissez-Faire and other Lazy Policies (12:00-15:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Econometrics: Graph’s a’ Plenty (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Converting Video Game Money Into Real Simoleons (20:00-22:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Exploiting the Environment for Fun and Profit (12:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: Internship: Coffeemaking at Landgraab Enterprises (14:00-16:00)
Biology Major
Biology: the study of life. Trees, Gazelles, Sims, the Smooth Endoplasmic Reticulum. What makes them work? If it has cells, a biologist can study it and find out. Unfortunately, they don’t know a darn thing about robots.
Ideal Careers:
Law Enforcement
Medicine
Natural Scientist Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Mechanical, Body, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Lab Techniques 1: Poking at Things with Tweezers (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Beginning Dissection: Why the Frog Hates You (16:00-19:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Enzymes: Ase up you Life (9:00-11:00)
2nd Semester: The Lysozome: Everybody’s Favorite Trash-Eater (10:00-12:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Inhibitor Molecules: Nature’s Bureaucrats (15:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Borborygmic Digestion (18:00-20:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Mathematics in Nature: Pinecones and the Golden Ration (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Xenobiology: Who’s Probing Who NOW? (20:00-22:00)
Philosophy Major
Philosophy: the study of the fundamental problems of existence and Sim understanding. Is it metaphysical mumbo-jumbo, or the only path to enlightenment regarding the problems of Simkind? Hard to say. One fact is undisputable, though: philosophy textbooks have some of the longest words EVER.
Ideal Careers:
Culinary
Paranormal
Slacker Focused Skills:
Cooking, Charisma, Creativity, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: What is the Meaning of This?! (10:00-12:00)
2nd Semester: The Refrigerator Light: Proof vs. Faith (18:00-20:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Dead Guys who Thought Stuff (12:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: Optimist and Other Idiots (16:00-18:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Philosophy’s Place in the Neighborhood: Anywhere? (9:00-12:00)
2nd Semester: Existentialism: Depressing Yourself On Purpose (11:00-14:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Who Controls the Pie Menu and Why? (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Senior Project: Preparing For The Fast Food Industry (10:00-12:00)
The Sims 2 University Expansion Pack
Courses and Subjects
Undeclared Major
The study of … Indecision. Sims with are undeclared major status aren’t lazy, they’re just not quite sure what their passion is yet. Unfortunately, a Sim student can’t stay without a declared major forever. Students should get to the phone or computer to get in touch with the registrar before Junior year, or else the school might make the decision for them – and who knows what they’ll pick?
Ideal Careers:
Focused Skills:
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: The World: A Survey of Everything that Ever Happened (15:00-17:00)
2nd Semester: Academic Argument: Beyond ‘Did Not, Did Too’ (8:00-11:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Workshop: Writing More Goodly (20:00-22:00)
2nd Semester: Intro To Philosophy: Your Insignificant Place in the Universe (18:00-20:00)
Art Major
Art: the study of visual forms. What better pursuit than to devote one’s life to the pursuit of the beautiful or thought provoking? While the disciplines are diverse indeed, all artists are brought together with one goal: creation
Ideal Careers:
Artist
Culinary
Slacker Focused Skills:
Cooking, Mechanical, Charisma, Creativity
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Stick Figures: Lowering the Bar (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Life Drawing: An Excuse to See Naked People (17:00-19:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Underwater Basket Weaving: Art Meets Fitness (10:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Oil Painting and Other Ways to Poison Oneself (19:00-21:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Art History 1: Artists You’ll Never be as Good As (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Art History 2: Artists You’re Already Way Better Than (9:00-11:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Impressionism and other Blurry Movements (19:00-22:00)
2nd Semester: Conceptual Arts: No, Really. It’s Art (8:00-10:00)
Drama Major
Drama: the study of performance. Sims are born to perform, be it dancing, joking, or “busting a move”. However, it is only those Sims who delve into Drama that manage to transcend merrymaking and create art.
Ideal Careers:
Athletic
Politics
Show Business Focused Skills:
Charisma, Body, Creativity, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: The History of Ancient Drama: When Every Play Ended with Death (10:00-12:00)
2nd Semester: Improvisation: Because Scripts are for Wusses (19:00-21:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Pratfalls, and Other Ways to Give up your Dignity (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Costume Design: Because Naked Actors are Distracting (14:00-16:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Moving Pretentiously: A Modern Dance Workshop (18:00-21:00)
2nd Semester: Stage Combat without Killing Your Peers (17:00-19:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: The One-Sim Show: Drama for Those Who Don’t Play Well with Others (11:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: Characterization: Becoming Someone More Interesting than You (15:00-17:00)
Psychology Major
Psychology: the study if the mind. Everyone is aware of the complexity of a Sim’s brain, but few understand its workings. A Sim is indeed a wild mix of aspirations, personalities, and base instinct – and perhaps only one who studies psychology could understand the method behind this madness.
Ideal Careers:
Business
Law Enforcement
Paranormal Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Charisma, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Introduction to Psychology: We are too a science! (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Animal Behavior: Of Mazes And Cheeses (9:00-11:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Abnormal Psychology: A Guide to Misdiagnosing Your Friends (12:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: The Prefrontal Lobe And Other Optional Brain Parts (19:00-22:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Cognitive Dissonance: Recognizing How Broken Your Brain Is (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Emotions: Don’t Fear the Amygdala (16:00-19:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Negative Interactions: What Happened to Deviance? (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Advanced Antonomy: Finding the Best Action (18:00-20:00)
History Major
History: the study of the past. From the paintings of the earliest Caveism to last week’s change of menu at our local schools, those who study History often go into military service or politics, due to their desire to reverse the mistakes of the past to make a better future for Simkind.
Ideal Careers:
Artist
Military
PoliticsFocused Skills:
Charisma, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Intro to History: People More Important Than You (20:00-22:00)
2nd Semester: Civilization: Why It’s Rarely Very Civil (15:00-17:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Revisionism: It’s Not Libel If They’re Dead (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Memorizing Names and Dates: An Alternative to Learning (12:00-14:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Ethnography: Why Those People Seem Strange (13:00-15:00)
2nd Semester: Political Science Majors: Why You Should Hate Them (15:00-18`:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Anthropology: Not as Cool as in the Movies (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Historic Pessimism: Why We’ll Never Learn (13:00-15:00)
Physics Major
Physics: the study of the many forms of the energy. Those who study physics learn the intricacies of the world around us, allowing them to harness nature to dot amazing things. In other words, Physicists give society cool things like lasers and catapults.
Ideal Careers:
Medicine
Paranormal
Science Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Newtonian Physics 1: Measuring Falling Stuff (9:00-11:00)
2nd Semester: Newtonian Physics 2: Measuring Rolling Stuff (13:00-15:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Lasers: Ruining Your Eyesight (17:00-20:00)
2nd Semester: General Relativity: Pretending to Understand (19:00-22:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Quantum Mechanics: Why You’re Wrong (8:00-10:00)
2nd Semester: Lab: Plasma Is Fun (19:00-21:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Stellar Astrophysics: Too Far Away to Matter (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: The Strange Charm Quarks (10:00-12:00)
Literature Major
Literature: the study of the written word. Reading and writing may seem like a basic skill, but language is power, and those who study literature can harness this power to convince, educate, or dominate other Sims.
Ideal Careers:
Criminal
Show Business
Slacker Focused Skills:
Charisma, Creativity, Mechanical, Body
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: How To Judge a Book By Its Cover (13:00-15:00)
2nd Semester: Haiku: Form Over Function (12:00-15:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Words Ending with –eth: A Shakespearean Study (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: The Girl From Nantucket and other Famous Limericks (11:00-13:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Iambic Pentameter: DaDum DaDum DaDum DaDum DaDum (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Understanding C.London’s Complete Works: Good Luck, Kid (9:00-11:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Using Bizarre Metaphors: Life is Feeding Baked Alaska to Zombies (14:00-17:00)
2nd Semester: Senior Project: Translations From the Simlish (15:00-17:00)
Political Science Major
Political Science: the study of the people and power. Those who study political science gain a knowledge of the workings of people in groups, and learn the subtle skill of manipulation and influence. This command over other Sims can lead to a number of careers, including, of course, politics.
Ideal Careers:
Military
Politics
Show Business Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Charisma, Body
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: The Soapbox and You (8:00-10:00)
2nd Semester: Feudalism: Serf’s Up! (18:00-20:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Patriotism: Why Every Country is Worse Than Yours (9:00-11:00)
2nd Semester: Lab: Making Your Own Monarchy (19:00-22:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Plutocracy: Buying the Vote (17:00-20:00)
2nd Semester: Protesters: When to Repress (12:00-14:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: History Majors: Why You Should Hate Them (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Senior Project: Questionable Fundraising Internship (10:00-12:00)
Mathematics Major
Mathematics: the study of numbers and basic forms. Math is not something that comes naturally to every Sim, but those that learn to understand it can see the patterns and science all around them, and have uncanny insight into the mechanical and logical.
Ideal Careers:
Criminal
Natural Scientist
Science Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Remedial Addition: The Fingers and Toes Techniques (13:00-15:00)
2nd Semester: P=NP and other Straightforward Proofs (15:00-18:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: PEMDAS and You (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Stopping Robot Hordes: Dividing By Zero (18:00-20:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: 3D Geometry: Re-Imagining the PlumbBob (15:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Reasoning with Irrational Numbers (19:00-21:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Mathematics in Nature: Pinecones and the Golden Ration (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: 1337 Ways to Write a Lemma (13:00-15:00)
Economics Major
Economics: the study of services and commodities. It is has to do with simoleons, these folks know about it. It isn’t an easy job, but a talented economist who can figure out the markets makes quite the businessperson.
Ideal Careers:
Business
Politics
Show Business Focused Skills:
Charisma, Creativity, Mechanical, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Why Money Does Grow on Some Trees (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Works is for Losers: A Counterfeiting Workshop (18:00-20:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Economic Forecasting: Guessing Never Hurt Anybody (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Laissez-Faire and other Lazy Policies (12:00-15:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Econometrics: Graph’s a’ Plenty (14:00-16:00)
2nd Semester: Converting Video Game Money Into Real Simoleons (20:00-22:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Exploiting the Environment for Fun and Profit (12:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: Internship: Coffeemaking at Landgraab Enterprises (14:00-16:00)
Biology Major
Biology: the study of life. Trees, Gazelles, Sims, the Smooth Endoplasmic Reticulum. What makes them work? If it has cells, a biologist can study it and find out. Unfortunately, they don’t know a darn thing about robots.
Ideal Careers:
Law Enforcement
Medicine
Natural Scientist Focused Skills:
Cleaning, Mechanical, Body, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: Lab Techniques 1: Poking at Things with Tweezers (17:00-19:00)
2nd Semester: Beginning Dissection: Why the Frog Hates You (16:00-19:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Enzymes: Ase up you Life (9:00-11:00)
2nd Semester: The Lysozome: Everybody’s Favorite Trash-Eater (10:00-12:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Inhibitor Molecules: Nature’s Bureaucrats (15:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Borborygmic Digestion (18:00-20:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Mathematics in Nature: Pinecones and the Golden Ration (11:00-13:00)
2nd Semester: Xenobiology: Who’s Probing Who NOW? (20:00-22:00)
Philosophy Major
Philosophy: the study of the fundamental problems of existence and Sim understanding. Is it metaphysical mumbo-jumbo, or the only path to enlightenment regarding the problems of Simkind? Hard to say. One fact is undisputable, though: philosophy textbooks have some of the longest words EVER.
Ideal Careers:
Culinary
Paranormal
Slacker Focused Skills:
Cooking, Charisma, Creativity, Logic
1st Year (Freshmen)
1st Semester: What is the Meaning of This?! (10:00-12:00)
2nd Semester: The Refrigerator Light: Proof vs. Faith (18:00-20:00)2nd Year (Sophomore)
1st Semester: Dead Guys who Thought Stuff (12:00-14:00)
2nd Semester: Optimist and Other Idiots (16:00-18:00)3rd Year (Junior)
1st Semester: Philosophy’s Place in the Neighborhood: Anywhere? (9:00-12:00)
2nd Semester: Existentialism: Depressing Yourself On Purpose (11:00-14:00)4th Year (Senior)
1st Semester: Who Controls the Pie Menu and Why? (16:00-18:00)
2nd Semester: Senior Project: Preparing For The Fast Food Industry (10:00-12:00)