A Corrupted Wish

Instead you go forward to the day before the sun goes supernova and your time machine breaks!
I wish I could buy a new home theater system.

 

you unwrap it to discover it is made by Amstrad.

I wish to see lot of breasts

 

Well... you get to see chicken breasts instead of what you're thinking, huh...

I wish I could go to Las Vegas.

 

Granted, but the place is lit up like a Christmas tree everynight, the power explodes and you're left in complete darkness...forever.

I wish to control time.

 

your wish is granted but the time controls break and your stuck at work for enternity.

I wish I could walk through walls.

 

Granted, but when you walk through your first wall, your powers are lost and you get stuck half-way. Unfortunately for you, all you see is male strippers 24.7.

I wish I didn't have to work, but still get paid at the end of the month!

 

(you can, it's called dole money) your wish is granted but you get payed in food stamps that you can only spend in Lidl

I wish I turn everything I touch to Gold

 

Wish granted and then you accidently scratch your manhood!
Wish I could buy some new computer parts!

 

you get your computer parts only to find to find a week later that new versions are available.

I wish I could create a new Sims 3 add on

 

Wish granted, but what you get is that the CD is actually Sims 2.

I wish I could get a new Blackberry Phone powered in Europe.

 

Wish granted but you get some cheap knockoff version that's made in Siberia that literally falls apart when you take it out of the package.
I wish they'd hurry up and get my fiber optic internet hooked up here where I live!

 

They hook you up but there is a break in the cable somewhere so you only get a speed of 3kbs a second.

I wish I could think of another forum game.

 

You could, but probably a few people would only play it.

I wish I could travel around the world... literally.

 

your wish is granted but you then spin out of control and burn up when you get too close to the Sun.

I wish someone invented pizza that was non fattening

 

Granted, but Pizza Hut get the recipie and convert it to pasta..

I wish I was a race car driver.

 

Wish granted, but, you end up driving in soap box derby.

I wish I could get English football supporters to be brought to Edinburgh.

 

wish granted but they all decide to become cricket fans, Scotish cricket is a joke.

I wish I hadn't upset Valentine with my comment above. Sorry.

 

Granted, Valentine hates cricket anyway, (thinks it a glorified copy of rounders!)

I wish for a wish that can't get corrupt!

 

your wish is granted but now it is you that has become corrupt, wanna buy dvd?

Wish I could think of more witty things to write

 

Granted, but then you realise that the only person that would laugh at your 'witty things' is Ricky Gervais.

I wish that £100,000 was like 1p to me!