How to solve illegal immigration

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by suitemichelle, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. suitemichelle

    suitemichelle Gramma's here!

    How to solve illegal immigration

    To: Charles Hamann
    Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the levees in New Orleans and put the Florida alligators in the moat. Any other problems you want me to solve?


     
  2. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    lol!!!!!
     
  3. Mirelly

    Mirelly Active Member

    ROFL ... the best solutions are always the ones with secondary benefits. Governments, being little more than committees, aim for solutions with only one function because any secondary functions might (a) make a minority happy, or (b) make any fraction of the opposition happy, or (c) give the people the wrong idea ... or all of those. :rolleyes:
     
  4. SolidSnake_19

    SolidSnake_19 Senior Moderator

    Hahaha.

    Some of the funniest things are the easiest and least P.C. of the bunch. ;)
     
  5. djrules5454

    djrules5454 Wiivolutionary

    That is exactly right!
     
  6. reignofevil

    reignofevil Spore mod v2.434543

    I can bring most political issues down to kindergarden level.
    Iraq war.
    Bush: MOOOOOM SADDAM IS NOT SHARING HIS OOOOIIIL!!!
    Michal jackson case
    Kid: MOOOOOOM UNCLE JAACKSON KEEPS TOUCHING ME!!!!
    Jack thompson
    Jack: MOOOOOOM i CANT BEAT GRAND THEFT AUTO WITHOUT CHEATS IT MUST BE EVIL !!!!!
    Anything else ?
     
  7. surprised_by_witches

    surprised_by_witches Sleep deprived

    How about, MOOOOOOMMM, I don't want to share my good job opportunities and substandard health care and above poverty level living. We were here FIRST! So there! I'm going to hold my breath and turn blue until they all go home.
     
  8. reignofevil

    reignofevil Spore mod v2.434543

    See what I mean. Watching the news is like watching three 6 year olds to play with one toy and watch the fun.
    Poli - many
    tics -bloodsucking creatures.
     
  9. suitemichelle

    suitemichelle Gramma's here!

    too funny you guys...
     
  10. surprised_by_witches

    surprised_by_witches Sleep deprived

    Don't kid yourself, Reign. If 6 year old girls ran the world it would be a much better place.

    They're the queens of negotiation.

    Politicians are more like out of control 3 year olds who haven't learned to share yet.
     
  11. djrules5454

    djrules5454 Wiivolutionary

    Now that you mention it, that seems very true!
     
  12. alphaspot

    alphaspot New Member

    LMAO ROLF LOL HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA very funny.
     

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