i gots a new joke! You know whats strange about nursing homes? A: They commit people becuase they cant remember their address... yet can keep track of twelve bingo cards at a time.
with-drawl.........how southerners are born.. anit-ques..........a group dedicated to the abolition of the letter 'Q'
woo! IM HERE! moohahaha i did i did it *bounces excitedly* am i supposed to post a joke? oh.....:bunny:
Well don't be offended boys: "What's the different between a grown man and a 5-year -old other than physical age?" answer: None, they never grow up!
Muahahahahaha.... I have more... Sowwy guys.. but i like those blondestories too.. hehehe.. I'mnot offended . yet (Hard to be blonde these days) Love you guys
They say women spend money on something they never use..and men spend more money on something they want
Blaahhhh.... Not true guys not true... So why does guys always put a luxuary very expensive stereo in junk cars??? Because they think tha cars run better on good music.... hehehehe....
two things.... One: whats the sticky before the name of this mean? Two: i thought that not only could we post funny jokes but also funny sayings and stories.... I'll start off the funny sayins.... If ignorance is bliss... why are more people happy? Ever notice how a dog gets mad at you when you blow in its face, yet sticks its head out of the window of a moving car?
