The Vending Machine Game

You get me putting you in a hospital for being stuck.

I insert a can of unleaded petrol.

 

Takes out a very large slice of global warming

Inserts credit rating.

 

Pulls out a truck-load of rejections from loan companies!

Puts in a bottle of water.

 

Pulls out a bottle of Peckham spring water. (watch our American friends think about this one)

Puts in beef sandwich

 

Peckham Spring Water, eh? Reminds me of many Gina Yashere's jokes on Mock the Week on Peckham!

You insert a beef sandwich, and what you get is a beef sandwich... but the steak is overcooked!

I insert BBC News.

 

and get sky news by mistake.

insert the simpsons

 

You get Family Guy or American Dad instead on your telly.

I insert a can of Pepsi.

 

Get an empty can

Insert the titanic

 

You suddenly get a tug boat instead that sank years back.

I insert a lemon.

 

you get a lime

insert Halloween

 

You get (somehow) rowdy kids knocking on virtually every door for the same candies...

I insert a large dressed turkey.

 

you get a very dry chicken nugget out.

i put in sickopedia.com

 

That one? Well, since I resurrected this game... I get nothing!

I insert an electric pencil sharpener.

 

Gets out an extremely sharp arrow

Puts in a rotten, raw egg...

 

Pulls out vomit

Puts in a magpie