Oh boy... If you wish for beer, granted, but, what you get is pale Irish ale instead. I just wish I have enough money for my tuition (amounting to $16,300)
Wish granted but the money turns out to be counterfeit. Wish I had more time to go fishing somewhere.
I know I'm late in replying, but yes, he's crap. I actually find him annoying, the same goes for Jonathon Ross. Swmeek, your wish is granted, but results in everyday becoming Groundhog Day!. I wish to become a world class athlete.
Wish granted but you get busted for using steroids and lose all those sneaker and cereal box promotions! (you mean like the movie Groundhog Day ?) I wish I owned a vintage Ford Mustang!
Yeah Granted, but as you drive you notice the chassis snap in half due to a "cut 'n' shut" job. (Cut N Shut is where a car is totally wrote off, Cat D Damage, or 'Totaled' in America, and is therefore welded to another Ford Mustang, well the undamaged part is...) I wish for unlimited wishes!
Your wish is granted but your wishes are corrupt so they are worthless wishes. Wish I didn't think naughty thoughts all the time.
Your wish is granted, but what you get though is a nightclub next door with all the women you want to caress all night long! I wish I could rebuild the Tower Bridge in London and make it an expressway bridge.
Granted, but that exprewssway wont be used as the peek of the bridge is to steep... I wish to swim with sharks... (I think)