IQOne Quiz

A: Last week.

Q: Now where is that train?

 

In custody

Who moved my cheese??

 

That parrot

What is cheese?

 

That stuff you put in you ear when it's cold outside

How do you use the cheese?

 

I don't know

Do I know you?

 

Yeah. We met back in nineteen dikity two.

Why do birds have scales?

 

not in the morning.

what do you do with peanutbutter?

 

eat it

what is tv?

 

a picture box.

what are napkins?

 

A kid that is sleeping.

What is a horse.

 

an animal

do you breathe?

 

Only if the bunnies tell me to :bunny:
:bunny:
why do the ppl in those paintings keep staring at me!?!?:bunny:

:bunny:

 

Because they're dead.

Why is this thread degrading to one's intellegents?

 

Because I don't know how to play it

Why is always the teenager that works at "McDonalds"?

 

the billygoat ate my homework

Why did the first clock maker decided to make the hands rotate clockwise?

 

Because he was lonely.

What's the atomic weight of balogna?

 

ohhh dope game, something new for me at least.

-69.9 kg

wat is the definition of a moose?

 

Thats not an atomic weight! THIS is an atomic weigh *holds up an atom that says "1 atom" on the front*

its something gooey you put on your hair to make it smell bad

How come the Sun and Moon can fly but we humans cant?

 

Cuz we don't got no wings...

How does a bunny oink?

 

Maybe it's Super Bunni and that's their special Oink power.

What does Cheese and Peanut butter make?