Taste the Cheddar of the Cheese Cult!

I only know how to man-handle, not handle. Please offer assisstance. I could rain cheddar down on her but that is reserved for the Grand Campaign. It shall not be squandered on the insignificant likes of her.

 

*Holds her precious Johnny's masculinity hostage* See my spear point now? What will you do now? Who will save you now? :devious:

 

werent masculine enough Oinks? *kicks Oinks in the shin and gives Johnny his masculinity back* Come along Johnny we shouldnt be seen with the likes of this thing! :devious:

 

oooh! Naughty naughty! Bad, bad oinkerz. Never give up, Lucky!

 

lol this is weird

 

Dip her in boiling Cheddar! >:0

 

you want cheesey?? My best friend and I made a mac and chesse so cheesy that you cant taste the Mac and Cheese!! ITS ALL MELTED CHEESE!!! WOO!

 

no NO no! Anything but that... I can't stand it! Somebody help me!

 

Lol looks like Oinks gave up!:classic:

 

Viva la fromage!

When the time comes when cheese has taken over the world and threatens humanity's liberties you will all wish that you were part of the group so that the Cheddar would not massacre you all like powdered cheese flakes.

 

yummm... powdered cheese flakes... I need to get some of those, they have that for sprinkling on popcorn... I'll just sprinkle it on other stuff too!

I've taken to wearing the cheese hat in the sims online game whenever I go to a place where we're supposed to wear hats for a game or contest or special or something

 

I see that our secret success at importing that cheese hat into the game is advancing the cause of our cult. It will cause all who wear it to be subliminally influenced to join our group. Soon the Sim game will be full of Cheddar heads and we will rule the world! Bwahahahahah!

 

Yay I won! I am the best! Mwahaha I will always be here to stop the madness! :whitekitty:

 

Yeesh the cheese cult has spread its evil into this forum now!! How utterly, utterly horrible!! For those of you who have not talked on the BBS boards on the Sims.com I am inviting you to read the REAL story about this infernal cheese cult so have copied my story below to warn you of their nefarious evil!!

BEWARE of the evil of the Cheddar people....I'll have you all know that I, yes even I, once bowed my knee to worship the Cheddar Gods and now... *cries pathetically* do not make the same mistake that I did.... During my time of desolation and deep need (over the closing of the chat...Thanks a lot Maxis!!) I reached out to the super cheesiness of the Gaplox Cheese Cult. It helped the pain ebb for a bit but then the terrible consequences of my actions took place and I was bombarded with a terrible realization...The Gaplox Cheese Cult will destroy you and take everything from you...your home, your family even your virtue and righteousness...It will cause bloating, pain and constipation...You will beg for an alien to come and probe you in order to relieve the terrible discomfort of lactose intolerance....But no help will be forthcoming! Run, be free, do not allow these evil-doers to persuade you as I was once persuaded...Flee the coming wrath of Gaplox!! Before it is too late!!! NOOOO...no one can help me but you have been warned!!! FLEEE!!!
*cringes in terror before the Super Cheese Knife*
NOOOOO! Let my dying words be a warning to all those tempted to taste the forbidden Cheddar!!! Please, please, someone tell the world of my tragic story!!!! aranoid:aranoid:

 

Oh thankyou Book, the truth shall make us free....

 

...good thing I'm not lactose intolerant...

 

Bookworm has snapped ever since I fired her from the company...

 

Hey Snake... I was the best employee that you ever had! But, oh no, you were the most ungrateful employer ever...You just picked my brains, filled me with cheddary snacks then laughed when my lactose intolerance kicked in...You're evil...EVIL! Good day, I say...Good Day!!

P.S. What time are we going to the movies on Saturday, buddy?

 

Sheesh, i go away for a week and look what you weirdos did to the thread.

Bookworm's blasphemy will not be tolerated in this holiest of all threads. I shall smite these w/ my cheese grater! Hiiiiiyah!

*Catapaults kittens dipped in molten cheese at Lucky* Take that infidel!

Join now and/or DIE!

 

Fear us for we have invented a new revolutionary weapon to defeat the non-Cheddar believers! Our new cheese poofs will destroy you all. Coated in a smooth, creamy milk chocolate layer with soft mushy white stuff as the second coat topped off with a cheesy center. Unknown to the person eating the cheese poof once their teeth sink into the creamy layers a chemical reaction will happen causing the cheesy snack to explode mid-bite.
That and our bubble-wrapped jump suits will defeat you all. :devious: