TOP Ten things that sound dirty,but in the office aren't... TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, AREN'T: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!! 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid. 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't: 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!! TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, AREN'T: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6. Is it a penal offense? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't: 1. Think you can get me off? TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, AREN'T: 10. ****, my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter! 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't: 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first
