15 Things to do at walmart 15 Things to do at walmart Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares .. and see what happens. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'llinvite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
LOL! For future referance: I hate wal-mart. I rejoiced to see that ol' sam's son died in a "Experemental" plane (Made out of parts found in the auto dept.) held together by some Wal-Mart brand knot-making-device (A.K.A. Rope). Mabye we will get someone new and into the thing called "Required Minimum Wage". 16. Run around emlpoyees yelling "I Make More than you do! Nah Nah!" 17. Find books or magazenes that contain the 15% (Any % will do fine), rip out whatever % of that book, and go to the service counter, and when they say that it's a damaged book, say "It told me there was 15% off the book, that 15% wasnt taken off, so I decided to do it myself" 18. Go to the kiddie department and get one of the power-wheels and start driving around the store, and when an employee asks what your doing, tell them that you were using one of the convience-cars to do your shopping. 19. Pick up a phone, Push "Page" or "Intercom" and yell "Code 3! Entire Store." 20. Don't go to wal-mart. okay, they arnt as funny as Josh's
Hahaha. I like those things. Haven't worked up the courage/ignorance to do any of those yet, but I would like to see what would happen. Does anyone know what a Code 3 at Walmart is?
