What worries me GaryAlexza is (a) that you might be right, (b) that I might be you as well and (c) where my pills are
What worries ME Mirelly is that (a) I might be right (b) You might be Pescado as well and (c) I already took our alloted dosage for one night...
ROTFLMAO!! Okay, Gary, so if Mirelly and Witches and Pescado are all the same person (shuddering to think of JMP and Mirelly being one and the same, even more so with orangatang lips doing unspeakable things to bananas) then who am I again? Am I part of the same person? Am I really Slim's evil clone? MUUUHHHHAHHHHAHHHAH!! Where the he!! are those pills!?!? I need a few myself!!!
Now that the dried frog pills have worn off, I can write calmly again You see I was thinking that Mirelly, Pescado and SBW were multiple personalities of one person, because I used to be schizophrenic... But we're okay now.
I'm blushing. Oh, if it were only true. Alas, Mirelly is a Brit and I am a Yank and we have a big old pond between us ... though if ever I am lucky enough to get to J.O.E. again I know who's floor I'd like to camp out on ... as for Pescado, who knows where he lives ... perhaps in a pineapple under the sea?
Maybe in a dumpster, like Oscar the Grudge from Seasame St.? (did I spell that right?) No, he lives in the Statue of Liberty! He uses a megaphone to sing those weird songs! I can see it now, the citizens of New York are unpleasantly waken to the sound of... "Lets all to the... Y.M.C.A!! Y.M.C.A..."
Nahhh, I am sticking to my "Camp Cupcake For Boys" theory. JMP is probably an incarserated white-collar criminal. My feelings are almost hurt. No one ever tries to guess where I live!:(
Kristal, my sweet southern belle, in the upper right hand corner of all your messages it says "Location: North Carolina." Is this merely a dodge?
Whoa, "sweet southern belle"?! I'm filled with a mixture of horror, revulsion, and, well, everything else on the list of synonyms at thesaurus.com.
Of course not. I'm too awesome to be caught, and too stubborn to give up without a fight to the death. Plus my mad ramblings would never make it through a prison censor, and my Internet routing is much too convoluted to possibly have been allowed in a prison.
Incarceration isn't confined to gaol, my fishy friend. Don't you agree there is such a thing as self incarceration?
Right, well...people don't normally use Oriental to describe Asians. Whenever I think of the word 'Oriental', I think of food and rugs. I guess that's just me.
Kristal, I second that. I already knew where you lived, just as everyone already knows where I do based on my sig ... 123 you can call us Oxidental if you like ... don't think Mirelly was trying to hurt your feelings or anything. I be a white chick, but not everyone in my extended family is ... I always wanted to be something different, white Northern European is so gosh darned boring ... then I discovered some of my ancestors were gypsies, and that made me feel better.
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to. I did use "Oriental" with tongue in cheek. I'm studying Japanese and have been trying to get my teacher to tell me how to say "I am only a barbarian," but she won't. I can say things like, "The man in the red coat who is reading the newspaper was married to my aunt," but that somehow hasn't come in handy yet. Whereas "barbarian," now that's good for something. My own ancestors came over on the coffin ships and settled in various parts of Kentucky and Missouri, which makes me hillbilly stock. You can call me hillbilly, too; I grew up with that word as a simple descriptive. Funny how we are so wildly incorrect in the game, madly making stereotypes and anti-stereotype, and so cautious with each other. Viva la difffferrrrenz, I say. I am inscrutable too, more than you know... bwa-ha-ha...
Well, if you really want to learn truly USEFUL things in other languages, you need to know key phrases like how to ask for the nearest bathroom, the nearest bar, and how to order a beer. These phrases will get you pretty far in just about any country.
