I read a magazine article once where an old couples' garden gnome was held ransom. I think they were asking for food, like baked beans etc. The couple left the food out, and the gnome was still not returned. So they contacted the papers. And then they recieved phone calls and a 'The Bodyguard' style ransom note, asking for more food, this time veg as well. I don't think the couple got the gnome back. You'd think the kidnappers would have asked for something nice, like KFC.
Oooh, I never thought of that side of it. Althoug I'd probably be a vegetarian if I didn't like chicken so much. I had it on my sandwiches at dinner today ( [processed] but that tastes nothing like chicken) and I had barbecue chicken for tea tonight. And I had KFC last night. I have a really poor diet, don't I? I live off chocolate and chicken. Mmmm!
I live off Rice Krispie Treats--we just bought a box of 40 of them the other day, and there's probably less than half left.
meh. im pretty happy. my diet pretty much consits of junk food, junk food, and more junk food. yet i never gain any major weight. im 18 years old and am around 150 lbs.
LMAO!!! Okay, so when Babe sprouts brown tailfeathers and starts posting things like, "I'd kill for some chocolate-flavored grain right now." and "Cluck" we'll know it's time to change her diet!
Oh, so that's what those fluffy things are at the bottom of my back. Actually, that sounds a bit *cluck!* strange. Hey, I could lay Creme Eggs - and eat my young!
ET Gnome, Leave Home! Has anyone played a joke like this? I used to live in a pub when I was 13, and one day I went to the city with the bar keeper (the barmaid lived in the house just opposite...we'll hear more about her later...)and among other things, he found a garden gnome, and thought it would be good for a prank. So, we took the gnome back and put a sign around his neck saying 'My name is Bill, please feed me!' and put it on the barmaid's doorstep for her to find when she came home. We were crippling with laughter watching her take the gnome indoors! Other people also started copying us, though, and she ended up with about 20 gnomes delivered by mysterious benefactors...:bandit:
