Nina Caliente- Single white trash DISCLAIMER- I in no way have anything against white trash... I am among its ranks... I enjoy Rattlesnake stew and have flashed the neighbors past the age of three. Ahem. I decided to get lil' miss Nina (who reminds me of my cousin Meghan) pregnant by good ol' Mortimer. So I moved her in, knocked her up, waited until she was round, then moved her out again... built her a 'trailor' (5 square by 15 square house, on foundation, unpainted) and plan to get her preggers by every man i can possibly tempt over... heehee
Y' shoore y ain't mah kinfolk, Kimblee? Ain't never had no rattlesnake stew, and ain't flashed the neighbors recently (they'd never go home. ) but ah have et some beer-battered frogs legs an some fried squirrel, and ah have been known to show the full moon in mah younger days. Oh, and I stand barefooted in mah own frontyard wit' mah baby on my hip, but that's a different song.
Fried squirril.... yum. I flash the neighbors pretty often, but they;ve learned to ignore it. You relateed to the Hamiltons, the Halls, or the Johnsons? If so, you's my kin.
Sigh. Nah. I'm related to the Smiths, Cummings, Wolfes and Lowrys of West Virginia. The Smiths have some Hatfields roots. But, no Halls, Hamiltons, or Johnsons. Went to school with a girl named Johnson that was a good friend of mine.
