Can this get you pregnant?

Can this get you pregnant?

Hello, I recently started a new family just this guy and his roomate and I found the guy a women freind, who just moved in.

Can wohoo get you pregnent ? Or is it just try for a baby.

Also funny fact, when I got married she had like 5 days till elder and my guy has 24 days till elder

 

Okay, so rename her Demi and rename him Ashton.

No, only "Try For Baby" will result in pregnancy.

 

uh oh. Not much time left for getting pregnant. Better hurry up. I think that 4 days to elderhood prevents pregnancy.

 

Yes, but there's always the green stuff.

 

Oh, yes. Forgot about that. I think I need some, too.

 

My husband asked me, if there was "green stuff" in real life would you take some?

I said, are you kidding?!! In a heartbeat.

Oh, to be young and pretty again but know what I do now ...

 

Well, lets just say she had an accident. She fell down the staris I swear!

 

Can elderly men get pregnant with an alien?

 

... and if only one option was on offer? I got hung up in a box of old photo's the other day and dang-it I'd have to go for the latter ...

 

Darlin', I'm a "both" kind of gal ... but huh. That would be a hard choice, but since I'm not that bad to look at now I'd have to say, young.

Everything hurts in the morning when you're 40, have you noticed? Plus of course there's that pesky gravity ...

Or did you mean, youthful or wise? That would be harder. I was kind of an idiot in my 20's.

 

LOL when hit 40 I was quipping that turning the big four-oh was great. You got a shiny new health meter. If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts ... you're dead.

 

My answer to that was to give up sleep.

 

You know, I tried that for a while but I just need my beauty sleep if I don't want people to run away screaming.

Though I suppose that sometimes that might be a plus.

 

I don't need beauty sleep. I need chocolate.

 

I need both to maintain my girlish figure and sunny disposition.