Ever Wonder? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? :tired: aranoid: -If you think of any others...feel free to add on-
I have read those before but they are still funny to read again. I can't think of any to add to the list yet.
I will answer most of your questions. 1. Because it is all mighty and powerful. 2. I really have no idea about makeup anyway. 3. The afterlife don't tell them the right numbers. 4. IDK 5. Go to a better doctor. 6. Windows 98 was the best, so why would you try to 'stop' it? 7. Noone wants to actually taste real lemons in their drink, while a touch of lemon on the dinner plate, mixed with the right food can be nice. 8. Why does he always disappear too? 9. Because that is the time you play 'SimCity 4 Rush Hour'. 10. Cat's don't eat mice. They half bite it and drop the rest in front of you. 11. A talking dog. Who else? 12. Everyone knows that mosquitoes are really aliens spying on us. 13. Who knows what disease you could get while you are dieing. 14. The material that black boxes are made of is very heavy and if a plane was made of the stuff, it wouldn't even take off. 15. The sheep don't shrink till you put them in the dryer. 16. A-Part-Ment it means that every set of apartments can't be joined. 17. But you leave the terminal to get on the plane, so you are safe. 18. Don't you watch the news?
ROFL!!!! Flamey you're just too funny. Really. Now excuse me while I go wipe my tears from laughing hahaha. Good post hehehe.
