I thought this was funny. May offend some men, sorry Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the s**t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
I've told my husband more then once that he was like a fine wine and I sure hope he never sees this joke.
ah hahaha. i've seen the women one before and always thought it was cute. i'd never seen the men one though.. i like it
lol...you mean the part as like wine, where the older it becomes, the better it is? Shouldn't it be younger?
As much as I like wine I've never been quite willing to pay for very expensive stuff. It would be wasted on my palate. I've read somewhere that wines aren't meant to be aged, like port, but maybe they were talking about the stuff you can get for $15 at a grocery store. I do know that when you open a bottle of wine there is a chance, though rare, that you'll get vinegar. Although married for only a couple of years I've known my husband a lot longer. He has mellowed and grown quite fine with age. :cloudnine: My ex on the other hand, when young, was very nice. Aging turned him to vinegar :yuck:. Of course, he might be thinking the same thing about me :stirthepot:. So, Josh, it could go either way.
