IQOne Quiz

IQOne Quiz

The ultimate quiz! Ask a question, as if you had an IQ of one, and get a response, if the person had an IQ of one!

Sample-

Question

Where do you sit.

Answer:

In a urinal


Here's the starter question

What's a house?

 

A box to keep the kids in.


What do you stand on?

 

You stand on a hole (defies a couple laws of physics, but why not )

Where do you eat?

 

In a toilet of course

Where do you sleep?

 

The phone booth!

Who do you bite?

 

your spouse

whats a pc?

 

Pettable Cougar of course


What is RAM?

 

Random Ahh! Man

Where is my hat?

 

On your knee.

Where did the desk get to?

 

Prison.

Why am I here?

 

I teleported you here!


Where did my mind go?

 

Dressing room.

Why are there bunnies?

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

 

Cause you are deaf.

Where am I?

 

me not understandin what u are in the saying

who is me?

 

Was sagen Sie? Ich spreche nicht Englisch.

Where do you got to the bathroom?

 

where do i go in a bathroom? u must be insane!

are u insane?

 

say what? ur insane!

well are u insane?

 

Skhjlsjdfgl;df'h.vkgh.cjgkcv says what?

 

cmon babe were gonna paint the town...And All That Jazz

Q: why isnt gangs of new york called gangs of chicago?

 

A:Cause it takes place in Bosnia

Q:What's that WD-40 stuff? Can I drink it?