My trip to France Nina's been bugging me about france, constantly telling me to post about my trip in here. I said i'd get banned so nina said to tone it down and censor it....good advice so you need to use your imaginations at the "parts" It was 4 am, i walked down to the school, we all met up in the school yard near the mini busses, this was when ---CENSORED -- after arriving back in england and getting off the busses i bid farewell to my freinds and made my way home, that was my deluded trip to france. What ya think?
Oh my goodness Grey. Maybe we have to settle with that then. Seems France have had some wild visitors...
Oh i'd also like to apologise to the following people for whatever it was that i did when i was over there, and still here when i was at standstead departing oin the eurostar. *clears throat* All french cops All the hot french women who where at the Champs Elysee. All the strippers in france, yes you do need to eat as well. (hidden joke there) All french cops again (hidden joke no.2) All asian people in france (another hidden joke) Some girl from America called Viccy, erm...it was fun. Some girl from Australia called Susan...we did'nt mean to leave you in the bar. Some groupe of american girls we met at a bar... sorry, we really do like your accent, and no, we did'nt mean to take the piss out of you for including the word "like" 38 times in one sentance. The nice lady who helped me jump a few tickets at the metro...sorry i stole your ticket :( Some guy called Neil...im not sorry, i just laughed my *** off watching you light the filter end of a ciggeratte and not telling you! LMAO! Some girl called uh......wow, well that's exactly what i needed to apopligise for, sorry for not remembering your name. A groupe of spanish girls in the room next to me in the hotel, sorry for not buying you breakfast. (well it was just one of the girls but her freinds deserve breakfast too) Ally on the eurostar who apparantly lives in london, sorry for yelling nice arse on the train, but it's true, you have a nice arse! French cops again. Some hobo in the street, yeah i accidently gav him a pound instead of a euro, did'nt mean to i just got my change muddled up. The guys at a bar which we sorta trashed. heh Some more girls who i cant take the time to remember individually. Except kathy....im apologizing on matt's behalf, (LOL) sorry about his ugh.........shyness. More French cops Some guy on the metro who i would'nt let onto the subway,(funniest story ever!) A few more people Some kid Some American dude (nah you really are that dumb, you sat outside the metro and then asked me where you could find a metro.)
oh and sorry to some french waitress, i ugh got my french muddled up, i managed to get "you look fine" mixed up with "you look like a dog" I DID'NT MEAN IT!
OMG Grey! You guys have been really busy. Now folks I have really interrogated Grey about this, believe me. *Grins evilly and looks at an exhausted Grey* And it's not really as bad as you would think by the sound of it. More hilarious. And this is the only way to short it down I think. The worse was the mispelling of Champs Elysee. It took me a while to figure that out so I helped him with it. But these guys have had a hilarious week, that's for sure without hunting girls. I think it's the girls that have hunted them. *Shakes her head laughing*
they did in france but the story about the "like people" in one bar (i'll only tell if requested) can change that view-ish.
I bet. But I know that she can trust you Grey. :classic: So please do tell :classic: *Sits down to listen and laugh*
The "like people" well, we recently dubbed these people the "like people" all shall be explained. When we where in france, i did'nt want to be a tourist, i was'nt really a tourist anyway, i was a student, i did'nt take cameras or any crap with me, i walked around Paris like i do in the UK. Infact it was weird becuase i blended in a little too well, a few times someone would ask me directions thinking i was a resident of France . Anyway, this is how it was, 3 freinds and i went to have dinner at a small restaurant, the other groupes went to other places. We where gettting quite loud, there was a groupe of 4 american girls, the same age as us. So that was a neat little coincidence. They knew we where english, (well im scottish but whatever) they came over and asked us what we were planning on doing after dinner. I sat their quietly as neil told them that we where going to a bar afterwards. Then the girl doing all the talking, (the others were just ordering their food and letting her do the talking, dumb idea.) turned to me and told us their plans. Now this is why i call them the "like people". This conversation has not been exagerated, but more underestimated, it really happened!. BTW i have nothing against americans, a few of my freinds are american, i just know her as the american girl, im not picking on any one....except her American girl: Well like, we're uh like, gonna like, y'know like, maybe like, join you guys whne like, you uh, y'know like go to the bar like. So like we where like wondering like, like like uh like, maybe if you guiys would like, wanna like, take like us like out to the like bar and like maybe get a few like drinks. Also like, where are like you guys like staying? Cos uh like, like we uh, erm like are staying not too far from like here. Well like, uh like like like anyway we're gonna like have our dinner now and like maybe you could like you know like think about it? Or uh like, like like maybe uh like tell us like now? (At this point, the 4 of us, had been looking at each other and then watching her and we were trying desperatly not to crack up. We all had dazed looks on our faces, i then looked up at her with a blank expression on my face and...) Me: Do you know you just said like 42 times? LMAO! She then got pissed off and walked over to the table, then she went into the toilet with a freind, our table was next to the door to the toiletts, (wow french quizene great.) and we just started to rip the piss out of them while they where in there, and ben's AMAZING timing skills (*******) blurts out, "don't you just HATE their accents. This is said right as they walk out of the ladies room, ah. So ben looks embarressed we crack up she looks pissed off end of story.
oh dear!! What an adventure!! heeheehee!! And let me reassure you, not ALL American girls talk like that... but some REALLY DO!!! heeheeheee.... Some people call that talking using the word "like" over an over for EVERYTHING in that way "Valley Girl Talk" It gets made fun of over here too.... It's a style of talking associated with California, but I'm in Texas and we get it here too!
Oh my.. LOL LOL.. I understand your reaction fully. That was some .. uhm.. conversation(?). It can be so hilarious (or annoying). But it's also sad some people doesn't have a vocabulary at all. There's the same around here with some, only they use the word va (means what). I guess all countries have them. More or less.
i said i got nothing against americans, i have a lot of freinds from america, i clearly stated that i called her american girl becuase we never actually found out her name. Anyway i got a few laughs and that story has been going around the school a lot, not by me but from the others, becuase they said i was pretty good at keeping a straight face when saying, "you know you just said like 42 times?"
Ok i thought that maybe i could tell you all about my trip in stages, first i'll go through the list of apologies so you understand them, then i might, MIGHT talk about the other stuff. There's a couple of crazy stories that are'nt in that list. NOTE, THESE ARE NOT IN ORDER. Because i already spoke about the "like poeple" who are in the list. So i'll now talk about Ally, a girl who was on the Eurostar, (the train that goes from England to France, via the channel tunnel.) The main jist of what happened, ally has a nice arse (*** as some of you may say, i'll go with ***.) and i happened to find it to be a really nice ***. I happen to notice these things about women, people comment on how i notice these things, not just a girls *** but say if Jane turned up tommorrow after getting a haircut i would definatly notice, i also happen to notice just little things as well, and people pick up on that. Anyway i had already had a few drinks, i was'nt drunk but i did start speaking my mind a lot more than usual (whups) but i tend to have a good mind so i was actually complimenting people. So this girl walks down the ailse back to her seat (she just came from the buffet car) and as she walked passed our whole groupe wolf whistled.....however me being the ******* that i am, waits for everyone to stop whistling so that it's dead quite and then yell out for everyone to hear "NICE ARSE!" Then she turned around and blushed, i just slumped down in my chair after realising what i had done, she walked up to where i was sitting, and my freinds decided that they did not feel like giving me backup so they all left for the buffet car. I pretended to just be listening to music and sketching. She actually came and sat down next to me to talk, i thought..."that's it, i just yelled out nice arse to a stranger, who has come to yell at me, nobody's here for backup.......i'm dead." We actually got talking, she turned out to be a huge nirvana fan, i was listening to nirvana so that was helping, and she liked my sketches. She was acting as if she did'nt hear us, but then after a few minites she then said "about that....compliment" i instantly knew that i was royally -CENSORED- basically dead. Usually at this point in this situation i get slapped or something becuase i know exactly what's coming. She then started lecturing me on how we should think before we speak, i wondered where the hell did the nice girl who liked nirvana go? I was thinking about this instead of listening to what she was saying and then she asked me what she just said, becuase she thought it was odd that i was staring at an empty can of beer so she knew i was'nt listening. I just said the first thing that popped into my head. "She really did have a nice arse." BANG! I got smacked upside the head and she went back to her seat. worst part is that she was wearing a dirty great big ring as well:hurt: NOW my freinds come back to their seats to ask how it went and as we were talking about what happened, she wanted to go back to the buffet car, and she walked right passed me as i told them about the part where i said she really did have a nice arse. BANG second blow to the head, at which point i hear all of the guys at the same time say, "he's right she does have a nice arse" OH NOW SHE'S NICE AND FREINDLY!
next story up, which will be put up after i get a reply becuase i don't want to be the only person in this topic will be "NICE ARSE! continued" yep it continued throughout the week, learning to say it in french and then yelling it on a crowded metro train (subway)
ROFLMBO, sounds like quite an adventure so far. As for the "like girl", I am in California, and I too would have busted out laughing!!!! It is funny and annoying at the same time. :classic:
