SimProgram’s free Sims Cash Cards Giveaway – ‘Your Sim’s momma is’ Contest! *Sticky until Sunday, August 16* Guess what, Sims fans?* I have another 5 free $10 Sim Cash Cards to give away!* This time, instead of giving them away for doing nothing, I’m asking for you to be creative.* It’s nothing to worry about – you don’t need artistic skills, don’t need to do something stupid.* I just want you to think of a joke.* Many are familiar with the old ‘Your momma is‘ jokes, right?* Hope so, because that’s the theme for the contest – except in the style of ‘Your Sim’s momma is‘! The rules are very straightforward.* You must come up with a joke revolving around a Sim’s momma.* However, there are a few rules set in place… You can only joke about Sim’s mommas – real momma’s don’t apply.* I don’t want this turning into a flame war.* If I see ‘Sim’ missing from the comment, it’ll be deleted (sorry, but trying to keep this somewhat civilized) Start off with ‘Your Sim’s momma is‘.* Brothers, sisters, fathers…not acceptable. Do your best to keep the language clean. You can comment as much as you’d like.* But try to make it one comment for a joke, and please don’t spam.* Be creative and funny! Contest is open for all regions. I think that’s all of them…The top 5 that I think are the best will be awarded with the cash cards.* So, to end this post, I’ll kick off the first (lame) joke! Your Sim’s momma is so ugly, even her plumbob has a lifetime wish – to be separated away from her!
