Frazzled hair appears, No skill to fix trash compact, Sims scream in terror. I'm not very good at Haikus but it describes a Sim getting electrocuted Edit: Just thought of one for Goopy Gilscarbo. Goopy with his big jaw, Him being Fluffy's human lunch, Good ol' Fluffy.
OK, my first ever attempt at haiku Sunrise and sunset No leaf drops in cold rain here - Weeds in the tulips
second attempt --- Green child, pink rabbit, Nanny is locked by the crib, Environment red So long and happy trails (until Thursday )
OK, gonna preface this with I am NOT a poet, but what the hey, I'm game. Nice night to stargaze Alone in my backyard, but ... Wait! What's that bright light? Dumped on the sidewalk Glad to be home in one piece Help! Where's the toilet? Growing a tummy I don't feel very well now Hope the guys don't laugh Auuugh! The pain! The pain! A baby? You're kidding me. Telescope's in trash.
LMAO... that was great, SBW! Okay, I'm even less of a poet, but here's one from a recent event in my game... My mom likes money. She cheats on Dad with rich Sim, Right in front of me. Dad's oblivious... After work the next day, he Drops dead in driveway. Now I'm all alone With my mother I now hate. She pretends to cry. Yeah, that was awful...
Hehe, you should have seen him cry when he saw his mom cheating... He's gonna be an interesting one to play as he grows up, I think. He just became a teen, and he's a gay fortune Sim. This is the first time I've actually had a Sim decide for himself that he's going to be gay... sort of. I roll random numbers to determine aspiration and turn-ons, and one of his turn-ons ended up being facial hair - and I don't think he's gonna find that on any female Sims.
Llama uses toilet, Cow eats food. Nothing left for cheerleader. Like others, first attempt so don't laugh! Made it up in like 5 seconds then because I felt left out lol!
But points for a lovely poem. I had to think for a while about what a haiku was, too. They're fairly easy to write because of the syllable thing. Not saying mine are poetry, they're just easy to write. Babe's might have missed the syllable count but it's a very nice little poem.
Actually there's a whole argument that says a Haiku in english need not follow the 5:7:5 formula. Besides which, aren't haikus supposed to contain a reference to a season? Babe! You stick the free-form, our kid! It's working for me
Forget the haiku-- Five seven five is too strict for our poet, Babe. some rules are made to be broken, Babe.
No Spring nor Summer Nor Autumn nor Winter Sleet Come to Simmyland. The job is easy for the neighborhood postman-- Always wearing shorts. Can't write of seasons in a land that has no rain. Endless summertime. OK, OK, enough of this. :tapedshut:
Lynet, who's that in your avatar now? It's kinda scary. Like a blue Klingon wearing aviator goggles. Those are glasses, right, and not actual eyes? Eeek!!
