funny quotes... thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Assassin, May 27, 2003.

  1. Assassin

    Assassin New Member

    funny quotes... thread


    :p ;) :D
     
  2. ManagerJosh

    ManagerJosh Benevolent Dictator Staff Member

    or a man for ladies :D :p
     
  3. SolidSnake_19

    SolidSnake_19 Senior Moderator

    Rofl Doug and Josh.:LOL:
    :D

     
  4. Assassin

    Assassin New Member

    post some ppls....lol
     
  5. hataz_gon_hate

    hataz_gon_hate Be Nice

    whered u hear that quote?
     
  6. PhilipTarbuck

    PhilipTarbuck New Member

    A woman is by aptiude
    destined to servitude
    extremely cruel and proud
    she's by no reason bowed
    by law nor governance cowed;
    of her dowry boastful
    of each good way neglectful
    of idle paths shes heedful
    ... etc
    (Anonymous)
     
  7. hataz_gon_hate

    hataz_gon_hate Be Nice

  8. PhilipTarbuck

    PhilipTarbuck New Member

    My daughter would never have accepted such poetry. In her opinion women are just as good as men. I am afraid that because women have the same brain weight I can't see any reason for saying that they are less (or more) intelligent. They have their strengths and their weaknesses, and so do men.
     
  9. hataz_gon_hate

    hataz_gon_hate Be Nice

    we are just as good as you are...even better! dont go tellin round how women are less brainier than men...thats just sexist
     
  10. PhilipTarbuck

    PhilipTarbuck New Member

    What I quoted from was my yearly poetry book (of four or five years ago). I think, personally, that you have to decide how clever a person is by how clever a person is and not by any other quotient or whatever. I think that women have every reason to say that they are as intelligent as men because their brain weight is the same so why shouldn't they be. Women are better in some departments and not so good in others. There, I am afraid, it must rest.
    If you were to ask my youngest grandson (one year old) who was the brighter, he would no doubt (if he could talk that well) say that his mummy was the brainiest person in the world.
     
  11. hataz_gon_hate

    hataz_gon_hate Be Nice

    well, i guess theyre equal...both have pros and cons...:p
     
  12. SolidSnake_19

    SolidSnake_19 Senior Moderator

    Re: funny quotes... thread

    That one is from The Simpsons.



    Ever hear of Mariah Carry? :p
     
  13. hataz_gon_hate

    hataz_gon_hate Be Nice

    whats Mariah's got with it?
     
  14. SolidSnake_19

    SolidSnake_19 Senior Moderator

    She's a few fries short of a happy meal. :p


     
  15. Bookworm42

    Bookworm42 Oh No! Bathtime!

    LOL Snake...you betcha you have bigger problems than laundry!!

    I personally like the quote from the play "Death of a Salesman" by Arthur Miller, where one character says, "Everyone likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money!"
     
  16. suitemichelle

    suitemichelle Gramma's here!

    The person that snores the loudest is always the
    first one to go to sleep

    Steven Wright
     
  17. lworley

    lworley New Member

    *starts a war*

    Biologically women's brains are different to a mans, they are smaller in diameter HOWEVER (emphasised)

    They are more dense (the brains not you :p) i.e more neurons per particular area of the brain, which most of the time leaves them slightly smarter.

    *ends war*

    If you want to talk about sexism though, why the heck is their "women only" car insurers i.e diamond in the UK *boggle's concept*
     
  18. PhilipTarbuck

    PhilipTarbuck New Member

    I had heard that, which I used the word 'weight' and not size.
    Why is it that there is only one monopoly commission?
     
  19. suitemichelle

    suitemichelle Gramma's here!

    Verse from none other .... the Quran (Muslim Bible:(

    Talk about prophetic!

    Quran ( 9:11:( "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there was peace."

    ( Did you note the number of the section?)
     

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