'Shut it, Big Nose!' 'Blessed are the cheesemakers!'.......'Ohhh, it's blessed are the meek!' That's nice, it's about time they got summat.'
Because it doesn't like clothes. Sorry, couldn't resist. Why does the Man live in the Moon? I mean - why not Earth? And why not a woman? Is...
Because even thought it has big muscles, it cries over the silliest little things. Why does fake tan streak?
Yep, that's what she meant. Everyone here loves you!
SBW, I love that film. I never lost it, big shock! I just never had it! What didn't I have again? ... Anyway! That film is bloody amazing....
Sigh. I have no time for homework now either. There's a science sheet I have to do that's calling me. A few of my friends have said to me that I...
Hi! *Waves wildly.* Over here! Awh, poor Ania. I know exactly how she's feeling, believe me. I run out of words sometimes Lynet, but you I...
Economising...? Since I'm pretty useless, can anyone give ideas as to how Shana can make money without getting a second job?
Does everyone in America getting married use a wedding planner?
Because you're ever-so-slightly clumsy? Why do people ring for you to babysit at the most inconvenient time?
*Covers ears.* *Then realises you can't hear writing unless you're in some cheeserific film, so covers eyes instead.* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
I like mash, but the males in my family like their dumplings. What's the obsession with Mars?
Nope. What mp3 player do you have?
Seriously. I know what an oven is. But I have never set foor in our kitchen without the intention to raid the cupboard for chocolate.
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