Ahem to kuponutty, I never said my birthday is really in 1992. I said that I prefer to think of myself as 13.
My mom stopped keeping track of her age by her late thirties--at least, that's what I tell my friends and their parents when they ask. She must be...
That must've been fun. Of course, a true nanologist would never take a happy gnome away from their rightful home.
A hairy night? No, a spider! I suppose it'd be possible to shave a very large tarantula, but it'd probably bite you. It's hard enough giving my...
Oh, I'd love that option! Behold, the evil floating fat Hawaiian ex-retirement home hula teacher! Can she float up connecting stairs, though? As...
Pishpash, potatoe potahtoe (or however you spell it). Besides, I prefer to think of myself as a chicken, not a rooster. Chickens are better. And...
I'm a Chicken!!! I love chickens. We went to an oil painting show earlier this week to buy some paintings for my mom's room (she always drags me...
I'm a Leo. It totally doesn't fit me. I'm supposed to be brave, outgoing, bla bla bla. And ambitious...and confident.. Well, I used to be bossy,...
I always assumed you were much older, surprised. Yes, I know that makes you feel loads better.
I didn't really do much. Mortimer and Dina got married, and they're both in Dina's tiny house (I guess I messed up. Should've moved Dina into...
Can questions be hairy? I guess this one needs a shave.
Yep, I've seen them. That gnome's pretty cool.
That's exactly what I've been hoping for to happen. Sadly, I have to start a small collection before everyone will start thinking of me when they...
I saw this news article once about this woman who lived with her husband in a normal house, in a normal nerighborhood...but, hidden behind her...
I bet it'd hideously expensive. But it is cool, yes.
I actually change my year of birth in my profile every year as I get older, this year it's 1992. So I will stay perpetually 13!
I have a hamster! His name is Pooky--I know, weird. He lives in a 10 gallon tank on my dresser, and is...almost a year old. Don't quite know how...
Hm...I only just noticed this thread. Too wrapped up in school-supply shopping I was (or maybe it's just because I forget to check the...
You know, that was what I was worried about when I bought Archibald--people might steal them. So, I thought, hey, why don't I put them in the...
Garden Gnomes? Well, I really didn't have any reason to post this, except that the other day at Borders I went on a whim and bought this cute...
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