So many flies ... so much filth ... croak. RIP :rolleyes:
Call a taxi and go to a community lot that sells clothes. Buy some clothes and come home. Make sure you have a wardrobe, armoire or dresser and...
Wasn't this fixed in the patch ... you have downloaded the patch?
Sorry for your woes, too, SB. I appear to be OK, but Monday, as they say, is a write off. :p Meanwhile ... location, location, location. At your...
Just when I thought i had seen everything ...! This morning I dragged myself up to the screen to check my email and duh! No connection. :(...
Yeah and walk towards each other, wave and then stop because they are blocking each other's path. :rolleyes:
Now There's a Record That'll Be Hard To Beat English football's shortest managerial reign (10 minutes! The poor guy! The previous record was 4 days)
No-one can resist a poll ... actually I thought it said: pool and came by for a dip :p
Those are all good, Vega. But poor old robot getting a blind date with Mrs Crumplebutt. I she's a right barrel of laughs. :rolleyes:
... and there was me thinking that death was Nature's way of saying that She wanted Her atoms backs. :rolleyes:
I'm with odin. I was unlocking a steel gate with spikes on the top during a thunderstorm (to get my car out to go to work. Nothing else would have...
If we are adding wise and witty aphorisms to the list, I vote for Robert Heinlein's "Always budget the luxuries first." :D Meanhwile .... Smoke...
It's a variant of the emitter bug and it can be a tough one to eradicate. Try Pescado's stuck object remover. (after downloading & installing buy...
From the FAQs: The Ultimate How To Post Pictures Tutorial (with illustrations :p )
I wonder how long it'll be before Jazz shares his pictures :rolleyes: :p Meanwhile ... the caption to this one is: "Oh, mama! It stings like...
LOL Keep 'em coming folks. I was tempted to add loyteninggg to reflect the accent of my neighbours but I seem to be the only Black Country-ite...
I love collecting family words and expressions. My mother's family had a phrase for describing an untidy house. "Len Pottles" was the local pawn...
Polls should always be funny. Political elections would be much better if the ballot papers had a bit of comedy in them. People would go to vote...
I like this thread so much I add a poll to it. Vote away :D
Pledging is a trial in both senses. The pledgee might get bored and leave, this can happen because the other greeks can order pledgees about and...
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