Clan of the Cave Bear was very good, although I didn't think that the sequel (I can't remember what it was called) was so good. You see, I read...
Senor Licenciado Don Louis Le Grono Cohen was the unbelievable name of a Spanish diplomate. It was also the name of my brother's cat at the...
I like the really nasty smiles that are still, somehow, still smiles.
I think that is a lovely picture you have there, Bookworm. It reminds me of when our dog was having pups. She was very protective but she...
I was running in a race once when someone shouted 'fast runners'. I didn't realise that that was, in effect, an order for slower runners (such...
I have never 'flashed' in my life, and I am sorry but I have no intention of starting now. (The Americans here might have noticed some strange...
Bookworm: I agree with the quote I gave in answer to Sweetmichelle.
Apparently if you want to win a race you have to use your elbows. Push the other person out of the way. I have never done that - but I have...
People who talk a lot and never let you get a word in edgewise. (I didn't say a word about my wife).
In England (I do not know about the rest of the U.K) a poster is a very large bit of paper or, more likely, lots of large pieces of paper stuck on...
Dishwasher? What is that? Is it just the name that my wife gives to me?
The pictures are unbelievable. Unfortunately we had a baby who was born dead, which we knew about beforehand. She was given a proper christian...
I picked up from tv the other day why the Japanese say that they can always smell a westerner. Apparently we eat a lot more dairy foods than...
I thought that computers were always like that. All the files have a suffix that means something (I have no idead what, most of the time) and as...
I thought of a new name for myself. As everyone in the world (well, my bit of it, anyway) knows I type. And I generally type rubbish (which I...
My new computer and the European Economic Community. I just bought a new computer. It was (at least in part) manufactured (or put together) in...
Isn't a false smile one that pretends to be, but isn't? I believe (following a programme from the BBC) that a false smile hasn't got the 'smile'...
I once told a client that the other side had at least six witnesses and how many did we have? He said "How many do you want?"
I longed for a few years to give instructions to the firm I worked for to act in the sale of a non-existent house for a non-existent client. I...
I agree with Col Froggie. I do put her on the floor, but she jumps back again, usually twice. I am sure she is saying 'What are you trying to...
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