3 Word story. (A bit of fun)

taking a shower

 

dancing to Abba

 

wearing a dress

 

colored red, and

 

torn to shreds

 

that I can't

 

wash or Iron

 

And yet, someone

 

saw me naked

 

so I went

 

and I just

 

screamed and screamed

 

until i puked

 

all over the

 

President of France.

 

He then grabbed

 

me by the

 

bollocks and ripped

 

my lace panties

 

that made me