3 Word story. (A bit of fun)

And someone else

 

took photos too

 

and published them

 

for swmeek's enjoyment.

 

Then, I called

 

the state police

 

who tazered me

 

'till I went

 

wobbly like jelly

 

because you were

 

drunk and incapable

 

that I caught

 

on my camera

 

that I suddenly

 

dropped and smashed

 

because of the

 

faulty camera strap

 

And I suddenly

 

slipped on the

 

puddle of water