heres a current compiled version of the story: Today we find our losses were a lot more than we could have reasonably expected to sustain. But Lallia was sick and tired of being the one to put lids on jam and jars of pickles. Aubrey, however, was good to Lallia and bought a chihuahua who was very fond of pickles and dragons because of Puff. Now there is food for thought, however Lallia keeps trying to stop Aubrey buying pickles for the dog. He refuses, saying that dogs without pickles aren't friendly. Meanwhile, Cousin Millicent makes mince pies with corned beef and chopped onions for Lallia and eye of newt and hair of dog with mushrooms for Aubrey. "Hubble clutched his stomach, sickened by the stench of fear," said Gonzo, the Clairvoyant, "Not from poisoned apples" as he shook the Magic Eight Ball he found under the apple tree, which has extremely rotten, rank fruit, which might have caused Hubble's upset. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Teela was trying to decide what to tell Igor... ill continue: ...as she was cooking...