A Corrupted Wish

You do. But you gave it to moon so he could goto Paris

I wish I had a parachute

 

You do but you're wearing it inside your space suit

I wish I hadn't lent out my space suit

 

You didn't--it was stolen.

I wish I had a mini-sub capable of diving to 15,000 ft.

 

You do but it costs $1,000,000 per trip.

I wish I had a Servo who would do the vacuuming for me.

 

You have a baby brother but you have to feed him, change all his diapers, clean up vomit, play with him, teach him to walk/talk/potty train, and every night he keeps you awake with all the screaming (oh wait, you ARE awake all night anyway ). Hehe.

I wish it wasn't so warm/sticky this evening.

 

It isn't--it's snowing.

I wish it was winter.

 

It is but you just got snowed in. Say hello to several feet of snow on your driveway, and your heating just broke too.

I wish I could be a better cook.

 

You are, but are also very clumsy, and soon have burns and knife cuts to 95% of your body.


I wish my wedding would plan and pay for itself.

 

It can, but then you'd feel deprived of the wedding experience.

I wish I could go to sleep.

 

You can get to sleep but you sleep through your alarm and have an extra 2 hours in bed and you're late!!

I wish I could see this beautiful sunrise every morning.

 

You do but english fog blocks it out
I wish I could go surfing again

 

You can but a white shark attacks you and takes you to the bottom of the ocean

I wish i had a submarine

 

You do but i knock on door and you open it.
I wish i had a telescope

 

You do, but it's an old telescope and you can't even see the moon with it

I wish i could eat chocolate now lol

 

You can, but immediately afterwards you must go jogging for 30 minutes.

I wish I had the courage to dye my hair sometime.

 

You get the courage but can't decide what colour to go ...

I wish we had proper seasons in this darn country :(

 

You do, but they're extreme--100F in the summer, 22F in the winter--oh wait! Then you'd live in NJ!

I wish I could visit the UK. Please?

 

You do but fall asleep on plane and wake up in New Jersey
I wished I really liked chocolate

 

You do, you weiegh [LOL talk about hedging my bets I love some of my typos] 400lb and even your zits have zits

I wish my cat was smarter .... :(