A Corrupted Wish

She is, but then she gets so smart that she starts hiding your personal belongings like your glasses in order to keep you at home all the time!


I wish I had enough money to hire a maid!

 

You do, but they don't do as well as you do when it comes to cleaning.

I wish I could lose 17 pounds. (Not , lbs! Or ~8 kg)

 

You do ... you lose 17lb of $100 bills

I wish my cat wasn't as smart as she's suddenly become ... I can't find my spectacles

 

She's not... your specs were on top of your head the entire time.

I wish I had that 17lbs of $100 bills back. :(

 

Wish granted ... the thief drops them on you from his Lear jet (which is flying at 35,000 feet) ... the resulting injuries and collateral damage cost you $10 more than the value of bills ... sorry, moosh!

I wish I had a chef ... I'm hungry and too idle to go cook something ....

 

You do. But he only knows how to cook salty flavoured fish gelatine. And your cat loves him

I wish I could travel the world again

 

You do but you get lost and end up at the North Pole for 3 months unable to find your way home!


I wish my cat Tanner didn't think 4am was the best time to play with his toys on my bed...

 

You get your wish. but however, Tanner now plays with them on your bed at 3AM now.

I wish Bon Voyage was out! (just 3 more days )

 

You get your wish. Unfortunately, it's out of stock when you get to the store.

I wish this fly would stop bugging me.

 

You get your wish, but instead, a wasp bugs you.

i wish for a million dollars

 

You get your wish, but you have to deal with government taxes.

I wish for a billion dollars.

 

You get your wish but muffin-tacos is there to snatch them away from you before you can lay your hands on them. "Yoink!"

I feel like having a kit kat. Got kit kats in the US?

 

You get one all covered in Guacamole and Tacos.

I wish I had a cleaner

 

You get your cleaner but she's a body builder and has a bushy mustasch.

I wish for a flower.

 

You get your flower, but its a rare African variety full of hormones which give you hay fever and you grow a mustache.


I wish I had a Mustache.

 

You have one, but then every women run away from you


I wish i could travel all around the world

 

You get to travel around the world but only by bike or rowing boat.

I wish money grew on trees.

 

It does but you're a giraffe and don't need money.

I wish I had three wishes :boggled: :scratchchin:

 

You get your three wishes but everytime you wish for something your sims get double as much as what you wished for!

I wish I wish I had a fish.

 

You get a fish but it dirties the tank every hour. So you have to clean it every hour. D;

I wish I never have to work again.