A Corrupted Wish

You don't; but then you get the first pictures back and realize you have one eye open, one eye closed, your nose is squinched, your hair is sticking up and you had a big pimple on the end of your nose....should have gone for the retakes!


I wish I never had to sleep; too many things to get done!

 

You do, you are given a time turner, but you go back too far and catch the Black Plague !


I wish food was considered more improtant than beer

 

It is, but the food is laced with beer, lol.

I wish that I could run my own business.

 

You can, for a while--but then the business starts running you!

I wish I didn't have so many arguments with my family. *sigh*

 

You do. But they plot against you in silence. Mhaaaaa.
I wish I could live in a palace with a beautiful single Princess that was totally in love with me and catered to my every whim.

 

You do. But her mother can't stand you.

I wish my term paper wasn't due tomorrow

 

It isn't, it's due today.

I wish that I could go home early from work (I just got here 45 min ago).

 

It isn't, it's due today!

I wish my cold would clear up soon.

EDIT: LOL Shana!!!! same post almost.

Ok, I'll answer again.

You can go home early today, but you have a pile of dishes waiting, plus the vacuuming, laundry, ironing and cooking dinner.

I still wish my cold would clear up soon.

 

LOL! Great minds think alike Hugz.

And your cold does clear up, but then you're struck by that horrible cough that sometimes follows that stuffy cold and you end up loosing your voice!

I wish that Brandon would get an interview with a police department soon so he can get a job and we can decide where we'll be buying a house!

 

Your wish comes through and he gets the job, but is later offered a better job with higher pay!
I wish I could retire by 60.

 

You try. However at the time you reach 60 The doctors say your health is so good that they raise it to retirement at age 110.

I wish I could be 21 again and again.

 

You do, but your life is in a constant state of hangover.

I wish I didn't know what I just found out. :(

 

You don't, but you're gonna find out tomorrow.

I wish we had warmer weather!

 

Your wish came true, but it gets warmer and warmer, thus speeding the process of Global Warming.

I wish i have Alienware Desktop PC

 

I wish I had the money one costs so I could build a even better one!
I wish there were a better way to keep the pirates from copying games so we wouldn't have stupid crap like SecuRom!

 

There is a better way but it involses mass suiside of 1.000.000.000 cows(dont ask me why )

I wish for cookies and Ice-Cream

 

A Corrupted Wish

You get a million pounds but in the same day a giant meteor hits our planet and it's the end of all things

I wish i could fly

 

You can. And then you fall.

I wish I could think of something to put here.