A Corrupted Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hugzncuddles, Jul 28, 2007.

  1. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    That sounds like a plan!
    I want a xfx 295 gtx as well!
     
  2. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    I don't know what that is, but I think that could potentially harm the Internet servers... :p

    If only I could wish to have a brand new MacBook Pro in my hands right now...
     
  3. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    It's one of the most powerful graphics card out there Anthony!
    I wish I had a brand new Samsung TV sitting in my bedroom!
     
  4. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    You have your new tv but your little sister has hidden your remote.

    I wish I didn't have to play these silly games
     
  5. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    Thankfully I don't have a little sister!
     
  6. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    Oh no! I do have one, who's quite high maintenance (likes Prada, Gucci, Salvatore Ferragamo...), and she's just age 12!

    I could only wish I could get a smaller laptop to carry it for more trips!
     
  7. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    you get a Blackberry but discover it runs on Linux

    I wish I was a train driver.
     
  8. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    You would, but instead of being a train driver, you end up being a train mechanic.

    I wish I could have a lovely girlfriend.
     
  9. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    Instead you get some drunken floozy from a biker bar.
    I wish I'd go out and buy that new tv I want!
     
  10. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    I don't know about that, but you get instead a black-and-white, battery operated TV. :))

    I wish I could get scissors to make origami.
     
  11. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    You get the scissors but they make you orgasm instead of origami

    I wish I was friendly towards migrants
     
  12. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    Wish granted... but, instead of friendly migrants, you get some arrogant people protesting in front of your home!

    I wish I can have fresh tuna everyday.
     
  13. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    Instead you get old crabs nipping your toes

    I wish for a chocolate cake
     
  14. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    Wish granted, but what you got is coffee cake with truffle topping instead.

    I wish for an Egyptian Pyramid to be the place for my burial.
     
  15. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    instead you get buried in a pop up tent.

    I wish for wings so I can fly.
     
  16. wishfulanthony

    wishfulanthony A Proud San Franciscan

    Wish granted, but your wings will just burn off after 5 minutes.

    I wish I could have a mansion up in the Scottish Highlands.
     
  17. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    Wish granted. But it's so damn cold up there you freeze to death.

    "I wish I could fly, away in the sky but I can't...."
     
  18. swmeek

    swmeek I got your benevolent dictator pal!!

    because some nutter shoots your butt and says he just shot a flying man! :ducks:
    I wish I could swim underwater like a fish!
     
  19. Valentine

    Valentine Scottish Gamer

    Quote from Family Guy: "I wonder where that fish did go. A fish, a fish a fishy ohh!"

    Granted, but as you attempt your first underwater experience, a shark devours you like a fat man eating a McDonalds.

    I wish I could see through walls!
     
  20. bri365

    bri365 King of the hill

    Wish granted but you live next door to an undertakers and a butchers so the view is very bleak

    I wish I could go back in time and get lottery numbers for this week.
     

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