Ask a quezzy..get it wrong.*fun*

Post-Its.

Which car colour is the most popular?

 

snowflakes.

Why am I awake!

 

To watch trains go by.



what would be normally used to clean windows with?

 

Yogurt.

Why do I feel so terrible?

 

Hmm because you just teared your sisters new jacket.


why should we tae breaks on the computer every once in a while?

 

Blue.

Why do we need turkey... bah!

 

For thanksgiving.


Tell me the number that comes after 21?

 

(You answered John's question correctly. )

48.375

Why do Asda marshmallows contain beef gelatin? (Yes, I ate some last night and to my horror, found they contained beef gelatin - I'm vegetarian! )

 

(whoops LOL)

Because there needs to be oxygen inside them


why are we all different looking?

 

We need to give peace a chance!

How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down? LMAO...

 

cause the legs are not strong enough either side.

Why is it important that we eat?

 

Because we need to reincarnate.

Who is the president of United States?

 

Turkey Lurkey.

Why is the Crazy Frog so annoying?

 

Because it spins the globe around so we feel dizzy.


What is a continent?

 

Peace, not pickles!

Why does each country have different plugs?

 

Because the cheesecake contains toilet paper.

Why is Bill Gates the richest man in the world?

 

Because he has jumping sessioss each day.


What are mansions?

 

Oh, they're cousins to lobsters. AKA, the cockroaches of the sea.

Why are lobsters the cockroaches of the sea, anyway?

 

Theyre transformers.
What are oranges?

 

Things you polish your shoe with.

Why do we like the Sims 2 so much?