Ask a quezzy..get it wrong.*fun*

Because they are hand held dolls that come out of the computer screen "how fascinating"


what is new year?

 

A type of fruit.

Who is Will Wright?

 

A mansion builder.

What type of weather do you think southern CA would have in winter?

 

Fireballs wearing sunglasses descending from the sky. Hot and burning.

What is a watermelon?

 

Microwaves.



Why am I watching "Saved by the Bell"?

 

To keep your temperature at the top.
what are wedges?

 

Cow dung.

What's the best thing about sleeping?

 

We wake into another place everyday!

wy do we celebrate christmas?

 

Because the computer won't let us drive cars.

Why did the World Trade Centre crash? (sadd... )

 

because a dinosaur came and sat on it.

Who is the prime minister?

 

Manager Josh

Who killed Mr. Burns?

 

it was Me!!!!!!!!!! :devil: lolol :rotfl:

What does Einstein created???

 

Rosemary Clooney.

Can someone prove I exist?

 

Apricots

Why must commercials drone on? And on?

 

Because it's 6:56 pm


Who's going out to dinner?

 

Elvis Presley with Marilyn Monroe

Why do I suffer from aracnophobia ?

 

because spiders eat humans! :yummy: LOL

(i love spiders, they are amazing )

why does the moon looks so beautiful?

 

becuase aphrodite lives there.

Who invented the spoon?

 

Sherlock Holmes when Watson caught him trying to eat soup with his big magnifying glass.

How much is that doggy in the window?

 

Just down the road apiece

Will I EVER get a VW Jetta? (love those cars )