Ask a quezzy..get it wrong.*fun*

yes when you reach the age of 105 years and had fly all around the planet in a bike with wings!

why does chocolate is so good?

 

because they is doesn't very much

What's the answer?

 

Wrong!

Why is the technical term for fear of long words such a long word??

 

Because the chicken saw the traffic lights having breakfast.

Why do chickens lay eggs?

 

'cause they got to eat breakfast too.

Why they say that dogs are men's best friends ?

 

because geese lay eggs

Why does it always rain on me?

 

It doesnt. Grape soda does. Yummy

What is pi?

 

Apple pie of course!

Why doesn't coke come in boxes?

 

Because the iPod wouldnt fit

Where IS my iPod actually??

 

It went for a swim down the drain.

How many fingers have I got?

 

Eighty-eight.

Where does Niagara fall?

 

On April Fools Day

Where'd my class rank go?

 

over there oint:

What is 5x3?

 

5x3= Marshmallows. :happy:

Why does the wind blow away my umbrellas?

 

Because your lampshade is dirty.

...Why don't I clean the blinds?

 

Because everyone likes ice-cream.

I scream I scream ice-cream?

 

For bread pudding.


Is it turkey time yet?

 

Pastels.

What is the meaning of life again?

 

39? 42? Nope, it's 58!

Who's on first?


(Yeah, I know, probably been asked already.)

 

Raymond Barone.

Who is Raymond Barone?