coffee house :)

I think u r right!!!

 

Aww, how precious Oinkie...you gots a girlfriend!!

More flower power to ya then!!

*hands Oinkie a big bouquet of daisies for Michelle*

 

Well, i was planning on keeping it on the down low, but i guess it's out in the open now! Yes, Michelle and I are very much in love and we plan on inviting all of you to our wedding (no Book tho, i know she'll just be loud and LOL a lot)

*steals a kiss from Michelle* :lick:

 

:O You said I was the only girl you'd marry, you lier! You haven't even seen our children. Little Oink Jr. and Gurt Jr.

 

Shhh! Not right here Gurt! We'll talk at our lawyer's office later.

 

For shame Piggy. *slaps him silly* If you think I'd come between a man and his little ones, you got another think comin'. I'm not that kind of person. So sorry Snake... I didn't know. Give Gurt a kiss for me.

 

Come back Michelle! Dont listen to Gurt, they were children from her two previous marriages! She meant nothing to me. She wanted to get close to me for my money!

*chases Michelle down the street w/ a big bouquet of daisies*

 

Now now Oink, the way to a woman's heart is through her rib cage.

 

Don't tell him that. He would probably try it.

 

Awww, Kellie. You changed your signature just because of Mikey there? Awww, and it suited you so well too.

Kellie, mind being my first guinea pig?

 

Did kellie have my previous signiture??

 

enough with the daisies. Find something that smells nicer. plz.

 

hands michelle a bouqoet of roses.

with a card reading 'To the best super moderator worldsims ever had'

Now Oink, if you want to butter someone up thats how to do it hee hee

 

Oh thankyou, thankyou. I love beautiful roses, they smell so nice!
(I don't know who called me a super moderator, but thanks also.)

what is your avator?

 

Why I think you are michelle
My avator is Sephiroth from final fantasy 7.

Why?

 

Oh...
my...
god!!!

Mike you shirtless pool boy! Stop trying to ruin Michelle and I's marriage!

*leaves a whole bed full of rose petals for Michelle and then calls the hitman* :devious:

 

What's wrong wit shirt less pool boys??

and marriage or no marriage, everyone deserves a little endulgance once in a while.

*leaves a trail of scented candles up the stairs, and leaves a note saying, 'hey michelle, it's oink, come and get me!'*

 

Ew. Mental image.

*Takes a bouqet of roses and wings them at Oink's face*

Think of the children!

 

"Please, think of the kittens."

Tell that to Michael Jackson and Cerulean.

 

Oink, you are not shy.