You should take a look at some of George W. Bush's quotes. Below are some: People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." ...George W. Bush "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." ...George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93 "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." ...George W. Bush "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" ...George W. Bush "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." ...George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." ...George W. Bush 9/22/97 "For NASA, space is still a high priority." ...George W. Bush, 9/5/93 "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." ...George W. Bush, 9/18/95 "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." ...George W. Bush "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." ...Governor George W. Bush "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." ...George W. Bush "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." ...George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." ...George W. Bush to reporters "I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California." "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position." "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." "We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself." "The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case." LOL, some of them are really funny. Enjoy!
As Mariah Carey said after viewing pictures of starving African children, "It would be nice to be that thin, except for all those flies." (Paraphrase... this is the gist of what she said, but I don't remember the exact words.)
"There are known knowns. These are things that we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are those things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we know we don't know." (Donald Rumsfeld)
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs." - Hunter Thompson "When I take action, Im not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt." - G.W. Bush "It's not the people who vote that count; it's the people who count the votes." - Josef Stalin "Refusing to accept the earth as our sacred mother, these Christians have become a dangerous threat to the survival of humanity." - Al Gore
Howabouts these: "The noblest of all dogs is the ht dog; It feeds the hand that bites it" Laurence J. Peter "Today I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so." "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs." Robert Firth Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. (I live by this )
"I am not a crook!" Richard Nixon LOL...I just realized that these are to be Funny Quotes....sorry... now to try and think of something funny!!
"Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast will be changed back to French Fries and French Toast scince oil has been discovered under Paris" -The Republician Party "Damn, th US Forces have invaded my house and found my porn, Weapons of Masturbation!" -Saddam Hussein "
Yeah! I thought of one!! "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Now that is a real philosophy for one's life!!!LOL
Now for a really lame but very funny quote here is one from the Prime Minister of Canada, Jean Chretien...and is one of the main reasons why I would never vote for the idiot...on his definition on the type of "proof" Canada would require from the U.S. before Canada would support them on the war. "A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? A proof is a proof. And when you have a good Proof, it's because it's proof." Yeah, does one require any more Proof that Chretien is a moron...
