Uh, why is there red paint all over that pair of shears you're holding in your gloved hand there, Mr. Gardener? Who's "Book"? Johnny Cochran!
You should have guessed me. It's not hard. I've been posting in every topic just minutes after you do...You see, i've been trying to get my 500th post, which this is. Now I'm happy. I'll guess oink.
It's not a coincidence that my last post here for the day is also your 500th post, Colonel. I went from the bottom-most thread to the top-most, so your last (500th post) also happened to be my last. I was planning on pointing it out here too but it would seem you beat me to it yourself. Your plan went off without a hitch. Congrats. I guess Snake.
Sorry, 'tis only me... I guess Oink... because he's here, he's there, he's everywhere! (by the way, congrats on your 500th post Froggie!!)