Have you ever?

Hehe yep, i love funny jokes=D


Have you ever got something caught on your coat and couldnt un do it?

 

A time or two, yes. The worst thing being my thoat... That was way back in the first grade, and I don't know how I got it caught... but it hurt like heck when the teacher pulled the zip down (as you can probably tell from me remembering it after a good 10+ years).

Have you ever slipped, and fell, on ice (or something else) in front of people?

 

Yeah In the aisle in Asda - they forgot to put the wet sign on the floor and I slid a lil (didn't fall completely lol). I should have sued for embarrassment, j/k

Have you ever lost your purse/wallet?

 

Nope, thankfully

Have you ever fallen over at a public restuarant etc and got totally embarassed?

 

Nopers.

Have you ever had a virus or trojan on your computer?

 

yes last week and i have to reinstall all my games it was really bad.

Have you ever kill sims just for fun?

 

Uh-huh *looks evil* mohahaha!

Have you ever wanted something so badly that you would nearly do anything to get it? If you have, what was that? :winks:

 

Chocolate - I was practically crawling up the wall for some once, and had already eaten my stash (I was a bad chocoholic ). I searched everywhere in the house - cupboards, drawers, every room in the house. No chocolate drinks left either, nothing. Then I remembered my (ex) fiance had some in the freezer - yep he was weird like that, liked it frozen. So I couldn't wait for it to defrost and I didn't think to microwave it - so I bit into it and slightly chipped a front tooth. A minute in the dentist chair solved that where he just smoothed it back.

(See attachment - a weekend stash of chocolate from the bad old days )

Have you ever been ice skating?

 

Yepp, I go ice-scating every winter. It rocks! :biggrins:

Ever fallen off a bike when other people were around?

 

Probably as a kid.

Have you ever had detention at school?

 

Yes. plenty of times. lol.
have you ever lied to your partner?

 

Yeah I lied to my ex once - but it wasn't anything big! If somebody has spent ages trying to fix themself up nicely to please you and they ask you if you like it, you can't exactly say no. I felt so sorry for the guy!

Ever bunked off school?

 

Yup. Shame on me lol. I also bunked off college too, and Uni.

Ever found money on the ground?

 

Often, actually.

Ever served something so bad to your family that you just kept eating and saying, "I don't see anything wrong with it!"

 

No! My cooking is perfect.
have you ever slipped over on a dance floor?

 

*LOL* No I actually haven't. I don't really dance so much and when I do, I make a fool of myself so slipping on a dance floor wouldn't really be so bad. :knockedout:

Ever had dinner/lunch at a friend's house and the food wasn't so good and you lied and said it was nice?

 

Yes, and of course there's always this excuse - 'I'm watching my figure' - when you leave half of it on the plate.

Have you ever eaten grapes from the bunch in your shopping trolley, on the way around the supermarket?

 

No, but I've thought about it many times.

Have you ever bumped your nose walking into a glass door because didn't realize the door was there?

 

No. But I ran into a screen door and got bounced back as fast as I hit hit. lol.

Have you ever sipped champaign in the rain?

 

Nope.

Ever sneezed and hit your head on the desk or table in front of you?