If You Were To...

Sc2000

I loved SC2K. I wish I still had it, but I cannot find the disk any more :(

 

Mmm, no, I think it's meant to be a pun - it says 'spleens' not 'splines', as far as I remember.

 

... ! ... well I always heard it as splines ... and so did my partner who thought it was the sexiest voice he'd heard since he bumped into me and I accused him of being Sgt. Pepper (this being 1990, btw)

Beside which the loading screens of every sims game/ep since it came out has had a reticulating splines joke in there somewhere ... May I recommend Audiclean ... it's on special offer tha noes!